What are Polynesian people like?

What are Polynesian people like?
Does anyone have any experiences with them they could share?
I’ve never thought of them as particularly bad shitskins, my opinions on them are mostly positive. What does Jow Forums think?

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Can be quite ghetto but tuff

They like meth.

Somewhat friendly, somewhat dumb, mischievous, can be bullies at times but not in outright violent ways. Stay within their own communities mostly.

This is my experience with them from going to school with a lot of them.

funny, friendly. dont fuck with them tho, the family will bbq u in the yard

They were always friends with black people at my school

>What are Polynesian people like?

First off, theres a thread up. Secondly,

hawaii.edu/PCSS/biblio/articles/2000to2004/2004-sexual-behavior-in-pre-contact-hawaii.html

>While a female was still an infant, mother’s breast milk was squirted into her vagina, and the labia were pressed together. The mons was rubbed with kukui (candlenut) oil and pressed with the palm of the hand to flatten it making it less prominent. The molding continued until the labia did not separate

>Suggs cited many cases of full heterosexual intercourse in public between adults and prepubertal individuals in Polynesia. The crews of the visiting ships showed no compunction against the activities. Cunnilingus with young females was recorded without accompanying remarks that this kind of behavior was unusual or disapproved of for the participants. Occasions were recorded of elders assisting youngsters in having sex with other elders. Among the Marquesas Islanders in particular, Suggs reported, extramarital relations were frequent and often involved older males with young virginal females and older females with young virginal males

>Suggs elaborated on the early sexual experiences of pubertal males with married females in their 30s and 40s in the Marquesas Islands, who “take special pains to be pleasing and patient with them, a source of enjoyment for many Marquesan women. Amongali‘i, an experienced chiefess, usually a blood “aunt,” instructed and trained the young males. Similarly, young females were trained by their “aunt,” by another experienced woman, or by a tutukane.The training concerned not only what to expect and what to do but also how to increase or maximize pleasure. A young male was taught “timing” and how to please a female in order to help her attain orgasm. A young female was taught how to touch and caress a male and move her body to please them both.

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>While a female was still an infant, mother’s breast milk was squirted into her vagina, and the labia were pressed together.

I'd pay good money to see this in an animated format inviolving a young 1,000 year old child

And this is what they turned into when we took it away from them

youtube.com/watch?v=zG0YEI8aIm8

They smoke a lot of weed

lemme guess football team...but really polys dont really like blacks

meh hawaains, especially like this dude, are usually majority flip/white with some poly thrown in for good measure, maybe 20% tops...def not like tongans or samoans

Women act shy but are total sloots

DAMN

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Hot.

FUGGING

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the only polynesian i ever knew died of a heart attack while playing basketball in the 12th grade

STRAIGHT

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Currently bleaching a Polynesian chick.

AMA about bleaching coconut pussy

They are very friendly and family oriented. The girl I am seeing is extremely loyal and is completely committed to me. God damn are some of their women sexy. Honestly they are not the smartest though and seem prone to anger and violence so slight nigger tendencies.

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I work in a bar with a huge poly population. Those guys fight like there is no fucking tomorrow. They're fun...they like to fuck around and make jokes. They're kinda dumb and they dont even fucking care. But when pride is insulted get out of their and their family's way. Its war.

They have their ghetto ones that cause a lot of trouble. They're stocky and strong as fuck. The women look like the men...rarely are poly girls hot unless they mixed with something else.

They grow up in a brawler culture so fighting is just another day at home. Which is why they make great security(the size to boot)

Those are nice

This is mostly asian. Probs a good chunk of Jap and poly mixed.

I dont consider that poly.

They hate Whites for what you people did to Hawaii.

This is poly....and on the cuter side for poly women i must say.

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very ture but jap flips from hawaii like to pose

everyone hates whites. tell me what i don't know.

Every sixty seconds, a minute passes but only on Earth.

Bullshit, I've offered them so many times, and none ever partook.

Etremely ugly and niggerish.
In CA they all adopt nig culture and walk around trying to start fights.
IQ in the low 80s.
Literally never invented the wheel.

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My (white) dad hates us imperialism in Hawaii and as a monarchist, wants to restore the monarchy there. On all forms that say what do you identify as he puts Hawaiian. It makes sense, why the fuck is Hawaii part of these United states

Gotta love all the Polynesian threads popping up recently

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y-y-yes goy they are ugly and you must never mix with them! good goy!!!

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literally just looks like any other SE Asian monkey

I fingered a samoan in hs and my hand smelled like subway bread baking for hours no matter how many times I washed it
never again

>implying

Stfu. Just because you post a picture of one attractive one doesn't mean it represents the majority.

I know exactly one poly girl I'd sleep with. The rest are hambeasts. I live in east palo alto and half this town is tongan/somoan/fijian.

They're like niggers except they don't commit much petty crime, they either live off welfare and keep their heads down or go straight to machete massacre mode

y-y-yea man they're like totally ugly n sheeit bro hahaha I only fuck white chicks cause my anime friends on 4 chin said so bro! never yo!

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fuck so johhny tsunami hated white people too? fucking disney lie to me.

literally what is the difference between this and pic related

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>Literally never invented the wheel.
invented surfing
sailed the pacific without gps way before the europeans

>sailed
lol

Fat and stupid

Are you serious? They talk like niggers, act like niggers, hang with niggers.

literally look like thai ladyboys

You just used beauty queens as an anecdote.
>flaggot
>race mixing
of course

Same, except mine is Chamorro (natives of Guam) so technically Micronesian, although I'm not sure the difference. She will literally do anything I say, so I have to be careful what I ask her to do.

Friendly. Very much family oriented but EXTREMELY tribal and territorial, to the point where they will chimp out on you if you are swimming at a beach they deem "their's" even if you have no fucking clue that a bunch of sand and water can be allocated to pinapple niggers as "turf". Still, if you're in good with them, they will treat you like family and will always support you.

Overall a good people with the nig flaw of low IQ and penchant for needless violence.

What's wrong with any of them

The stars at night are literally GPS

I went to French Polynesia (Moorea and Bora Bora)
They’re nice people but their food is shit and they don’t speak a lick of English

you posted a vietcong nigger prostitute. I am posting pure aryan godesses of the ocean. Bow before their majesty wH*te B*y

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I didn't say anything was wrong with them, I said you might as well get a jungle asian if you get a poly girl because they look exactly the fucking same except maybe poly girls are chunkier.

>you posted a vietcong nigger prostitute.
nope. I actually posted a Polynesian girl just to trick you and you fell for it.

Polynesians are just as bad as niggers imo some cam be cool but about 80% of them are just island niggers absolute scum of the earth.
They good at rugby because instead of beating their wives they beat up white bois

not wanting polynesian warrior goddesses to come to your village and conquer you. are you guys fucking stupid or something?

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lol

I've lived 18 years in French Polynesia ( grew up there because of my dad's military job ) :
- They are very welcoming and you can truly be part of their people if you embrace their culture and like it
- Young ladies are really attractive and sexually active but unfortunately they tend to have an awfull aging patern, becoming fat uglies as soon as they are married
- They are the most friendly people on Earth, you can sense in their everyday actions that they want you to be happy and if they can do anything for you to be happy they'll do it.
- Most of them are not really smart and they're therefore not that good at school
- Most are very religious but not in the bad way, even the Jehova Witnesses I grew up with were super chill about religion.

Yet, the socio-economical reality in Tahiti is such that most of the lower class is Polynesian when most of the upper class is Caucasian/Chinese, which triggers in them a behaviour of stealers, as their culture is not really focused on ownership they gladly forget what they have the right to take and what they don't.

They're always mixed. The hateful mongrel meme isn't a meme it's always true.

I don't fetishize races because I'm not a room temperature IQ shabbos goy you barely-sentient excrement.

Best combination imo.

So Hawaiians are just slanty eyed niggers.

>their food is shit
>Moorea and Bora Bora

Don't tell me you've willingly eaten something other than raw fishes when it's litterally the place on Earth where it taste the best ?

You don't support race-mixing? Hehe okay user. We were going to invite you to church and lunch after but that's okay.

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Moanna is all grown up

I'm Hawaiian. Born and raised in hawaii. Ask away.

Those are Flilipinos and Samoans mostly. Its kryptonite to them. Very sad.
I bet you cucks are regretting sending the Mormons over to preach Jesus lol. Polygamous hapa wives wouldve been yours.
Brawling is a huge source of pride in Poly culture for sure. I had a 4.0 for much of grade school but my dad was obsessed with makinh sure I got "no lickins" and enrolled me in several types of martial arts and boxing since I was 5. Samoans like football more but it is not unusual in Hawaii to watch the parking lot fight clubs that erupt after a boxing event.

I'm friends with a poly guy. He's pretty much black in the way he acts, short, super buff, but loves anime and video games.

Not all of us have those slanted eyes.

Obviously the fish is good but everything else was not suited to my American palate
I see you know Tahiti. What’s the deal with Pape’ete (sp?). It was kind of a dump

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Aren't most Polynesian women--and in fact most Polynesians--insanely fat? Pretty sure they have some of the highest obesity levels in the world.

Do you swim a lot/spend time at the beach a lot? I live on the coast but our beaches are shit and pebbly and covered in dead jellyfish

>What are Polynesian people like?
Usually much heavier than your pic related. Big rugby-playing people.

come home white man

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So that kike senater dole could grow pineapples there with his slave labor.
A country was destroyed and taken away from future generations so that some asshole could sell his exotic fruits to his kike clientele.
The dark side of capitalism.

Papeete is awfull to the eye and to the nose, it was never properly built so that 30k inhabitants may live in it without making it dirty.
It's a shame because the town in itself has -for a town this size obv- a rather nice history.

If you want to sightsee, I wouldn't recommand Nothern/Western coast of Tahiti that are really dirty and home to 90+% of non-touristic related economy of the country.

As for the food, I can tell you for having exclusively feed with fish for most of my life that the food with raw fish is godly, but I can understand your point of view as American are not used to such meals.

He's never met princess pauahi has he? Shes a cunt. I love the monarchy. They freed my ancestor from prison and hired him to run their bootlegging operation, gave us land and citizenship when nobody wanted them. That being said, the royals are stuck up degenerates.

Do the sons of polynesian women and white men grow to be huge like The Rock? Asking for research purposes...

Trust me m8, im polish, and I despise christianity and all its derivatives. We ruined everything.
>tfw i will never have a harem of hawaiian lolis

Polynesian who survived the hellish journey through the whole Ocean and managed to survive on small islands were the ones that stored fats most efficiently.
It shows now.

Young they manage to be fit/muscular because they dance a lot their cultural dances

>Polynesian who survived the hellish journey through the whole Ocean and managed to survive on small islands were the ones that stored fats most efficiently.
Are there advantages to that? It reads like they're k-selected, but you tell me.

Everyone describes them as being very friendly.
Wouldn't that get to be a bit much though?
Isn't it better if people act slightly cold and/or indifferent.

chad as fuaaaarkkk brah

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wood pollinate the polynesian

I don't know if I'm being understandable, but that a classical exemple of natural selection in human population : as their way of life implied loooong period of time without food, then abundance, then again no food for their whole life, the Polynesian who survived / were healthy enough to mate were the ones that could fit in this lifestyle, ie those who efficiently store fat.
At the time, it was a life saver advantage.
Nowadays, it just makes you fat as they don't lack food anymore.

It probably would get too much if you lived there all the time
But then if they’re all friendly they probably wouldn’t know any different
They’d probably be good craic if you were there on holidays just but too long and I think foreigners would get sick of it

Just asking if it carries over to other psychosocial aspects. Are they more risk averse? Do families tend to stay together for life? That sort of thing.

nah from experience living on oahu for 14 years they're all either fat tattooed lazy fucks or scrawny druggies who scrap

When I came for the first time in France, I thought I was doing something wrong all the time because people were colder, and even now after years I still feel as most people could be way friendlier that it wouldn't bother me.

This is actually refreshing and happy to live amoung friendly people.

She's from far away, from a time long forgotten. The forbridden fruit, the dream.

No, the French are assholes dude. Everyone knows this.

decent people good to have a drink with, they were basically the vikings of the pacific and colonised a shit load of islands considering you can find them from hawaii all the way to the maori in new zealand so that's a vast expanse of area that they cover. Extremely talanted peoples of the sea.

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They tend to love family life, but I think this is more of a third world thing.
As for their approach to risk, I can't remember of them being different from us French that like moderate risk but despise high risks.
They like to fight a bit more maybe but nothing genetic I think

yes it is almost scary how loyal, obedient, and unquestioning they are. i guess they got kept in line on the island for all those years.

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Cumbucketz

I don't live in Paris, there are very nice people in Southern France.
Just that they don't have that almost childish way to deal with people, being all curious and honnest yet very friendly all the time.

Sorry my phone died.
My man. You based motherfucker.

Yes there is fuck all to do. The amount of Asian you are depends on whether you die on a mountain racing crotch rockets like a Fob or die like a man in the sea.

But seriously, there isnt anything to do except the beach. They give wave forecasts on the news. So yeah, Im there alot. I prefer diving because I'm the whitest poly ever and can't longboard for shit, and shortboards get you laughed right out of the water after like 20. I also like hiking and diving alot.
Dude Samoans get huge in general. Their women are BIG. I saw a Samoan girl once knock the fuck out of some mil brat in volleyball. He was talking shit and BOOOOOOOM. Us other poly are much more compact.
Lemme give you a good tip. Hawaiians LOVE Euros. We learned in school how kind the British were and how they protected us against the Americans for centuries. I for one, had a mega crush on a French girl back in school.

FWIW Argentina too. We had some lovely academics tell us that wasn't possible and our academics fired up the Hokulea and sailed there blind. Dude we love that fucking boat.

>maori introduced to the british
>begin trading food items for muskets
>relations sour
>new zealand wars begin
>maori perfect siege warfare, line and ambush tactics in a matter of decades after learning them
>learn about forts and employ them masterfully
>hold out against the zerging brits thousands of men with only a hundred or so pa (fort) defenders
pretty admirable for a tribal people I can't think of any other tribal people that were as smart except maybe native americans but they didn't understand the concept of forts and siege warfare combined with musketry. Maori were almost made for warfare and it shows today they enjoy getting in fistfights and usually have a big smile on their faces when they fight one another.

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a good documentary to watch if you have the time.

youtube.com/watch?v=cXoTyC5ZlKk

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