W-welcome to Cooking with Alice3D!
Your once a w-week show detailing h-how to get out of your basement and c-cook a real meal without h-help from your mommy!
This w-week is a little different though, it's j-just a sweet treat from you to me for m-my birthday. Because the one t-thing I want to do on m-my birthday is s-spend it with you, Anonymous~
So come have a slice of cake and some comfy feels, won't you?
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N-not much lover, h-how are you?
How so?!
As I s-said earlier, todays meal is a cake! Chocolate in f-fact!
Looking lovely as ever tonight, let's see what's cooking tonight
hang yourself
S-sorry, I don't wish to
dumb no-tits no-ass no-hips manly-hands /b/-attentionwhore daddy-issues thread
>/b/ack
this is Jow Forums
I n-noticed from all the toxicity dear
Aren't you like 28something years old? You are an old hag.
W-well dear, I just turned 25 yesterday
Happy birthday Alice!
My gift to you is another little music recommendation. Since you like jazz I think you might like Flying Lotus, he's actually Coltrane's great nephew or something but he makes some interesting experimental music with jazz elements.
Check em out:
youtube.com
Oh m-my, thank you v-very much
I remember your posts from 2005, and 2005 was 13 fucking years ago.
So you posted here when you were 12?
Keep hiding those 30y, you ain't fooling no one.
I'm doing pretty good.
Did you do anything special for your birthday other than the thread?
You m-mistake me for Alice0. I'm Alice2.
I started in 2011, 3 years after Alice0 l-left in 2009.
Easy m-mistake, no big deal
Ah, h-how rude of m-me, let me cut you some cake
Old hag, tell the truth. Stop telling lies.
Can I have American Alice?
H-here darling
I'm not any good with talking but I'm attractive in my face. I lift hard but I know I won;t ever have a personality. It makes me feel bad because now a days the only thing that matters is what people think of you, for getting chicks that is. You could be a solid 4/10 and still reel in hot babes with funny jokes and being the life of the party. It makes me sad and i feel like a socially defunct loser because I can't make friends no matter how hard I try.
Sounds like fun. I didn't play Ultra Sun and Moon since I got burnt out after almost completing the pokedex in the regular Moon (those damned weather Pokemon!) so I'm just waiting for the Switch game now.
Looks delicious! Chocolate is my favorite.
I can post my recipe of how to make a 5$ cake but there's another cake in the thread, an old one, and it's posting right now.
Happy birthday Alice
F-first, take this cake. It's t-too moist and delicious for me~
All set? Good. Now grit your teeth, because I'm about to punch some sense into you.
EVERYONE has a niche. The funny guy? He wants to be the hot guy. The hot guy? He wants to be the smart guy. The smart guy? He wants to just get his dick sucked. The jock wants to get praise from his teachers for his brain, the nerd dreams of being able to walk without stumbling, etc etc etc.
You want a personality? Go start doing stuff! Go experience something! Go on a trip, develop a hobby, find something that drives you and get in gear! That's how you build character, that's how you have shit to talk about, that's how you grow as a person. You wanna know how you get good at talking? BY TALKING!
You lift hard? Great! You've trained STR. You train CHR the same way: By going out and doing it. You know how you do reps? go do some talking reps. Go to a bar and strike up a conversation; if you strike out, no big! Try again!
How many times have you wanted to push yourself and not been able to, with a physical test? But you know even if you can't do it now, you can WORK UP TO IT. Every skill is the same way Anonymous. Start training.
And enjoy the cake. Because I sure enjoy talking to you, and that's one girl who does. Surely more are out there
Rood SSP
It's your birthday?
Happo birthday Alice!
Tea is nice~
It's such an honest attempt that I can't even bring myself to be mad.
Happy birthday.
Y-yeah, the switch game should be awesome!
C-cake is nicer~ S-so I got some just for you!
Thank you d-darling. I h-have no one I'd r-rather spend it with
I'm g-glad you liked it d-dear
so, you're going to shill your social media for leg-thirsty gamers when you abandon the thread, right?
are you aware of the global rule against advertising?
>being a woman single at 30+
I would, unironically, marry that cake.
Will Reimu be coming today or is she at work?
D-didn't know you were a mod
How are you doing?
Well, I hope you're happy I suppose
Ah, that's too bad. Hope she gets well soon.
....honestly? I feel pretty good for the first time in a long time. There's a lot of drama and stress I have to deal with, but I'm at the point in my life where I can look back and accept myself as a person. And that's really gratifying.
J-just a headache dear
Thanks so munch!
Cake is delish, you're right!
You are v-very welcome
That's great to hear.
Headaches can be painful
this is what you need to make one;
the red thing is curd powder,
every weird type of chocolate works(strawberry, mint...),
you can change milk for a weird flavor milkshake (like banana) and it will work.
You can have a huge cake made with 6$ that can feed the whole country of Nigeria.
:]
*nodnod* b-but they do end.
Yeah
I meant that I'd marry Op....
True, true
>Jow Forums is a nice board
Guess now's not the time to come back.
it looks so good, happy birthday!
Yeah, imagine a pussy labia that goes far to the floor.
Imagine a lying machine.
Imagine a crazy person.
You deserve better, user. (unironically)
G-glad to hear it
Good luck with the rest of your day op.
Right b-back at you!
Unironically fuck off
N-no thanks
be careful this cake is a lie
male?
I am b-biologically female.
I don't get it
You draw pretty good at least
basically you can't distinguish OP from a male because "her" waist-to-hip ratio is low
high*
That doesn't mean anything and that's not what that means. Ideal hip ratio isn't average hip ratio.
That's what it means, and it's science. Go check an anthropology book you retard.
How can you even tell her hip size when she's wearing a skirt?
you're some special kind of retard, are you?
Yes, that is exactly what that means. Ideal does not equal average, dipshit.
Speaking of average, average male shoulder width is 18 1/4.
really makes you think.
You know, people have attempted to look at my pictures and deduced I was 6' 5" and taller than my fridge. Camera angles and the cosplays I wear distort the picture; my shoulders are 14 inches, my hip to waist ratio is feminine, and you aren't very good at analyzing pictures.
Anyway, I'll b-be streaming on Twitch at CeltyPlays if you w-want to join me.
Otherwise, just keep debating my gender. I'm sure that'll work out well for you.
Have the cake of Jow Forums.
The measure must be done from acromion to acromion you fucking retard. If she's at least 16, she is like -1.8 dt from the average.
Alright whatever, stay mad.
If you absolutely have to believe she must be a man then go right ahead.
Fairly evident arguing with you is fucking pointless
this is next-level autism
Cute Nano tongues and seductively soft Alice tums. This is a good time to vacate the thread.
This is borderline pornographic. I want lewds of this cake, and I don't mean OP.
I find it hard to believe that a person dressed like a female is a female
>ugly boi make a cake
>bant loses it
the
absolute
state
>boi
Pan fried a steak well done today, but I poked holes on one side with a fork and let butter melt inside. Once a little blood started to ooze out, I flipped it over with the holes then facing the bottom, and fried it more until the outside was to my liking (charred a bit), then added water and covered until I felt it was ready.
I've never had a well-done steak this tender before. Usually I prefer med-rare but I think I'll have it like this from now on.
