One of these days

no one.

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maybe the noose has a balloon tied to it

to rope yourself properly it's supposed to snap your neck
ideally anyway

if you're "no one" then that means you are zero

If it's a really big balloon then it would work

i don't think it would

why not?

what if o take off the hat?

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it would take massive amount of force to snap your neck
a balloon couldn't administer that amount of force just because of the air resistance it would be met with because of its gigantic fucking surface area. even if it was the size of a continent it would be slow due to its shit aerodynamics.
i think it'd be far funnier if as the top end of the noose materialised, a jet plane flew by and hooked on

what if the baloon had jet pack

one of these days what?

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then it would still be worse than just having the jet pack

people have flown up into the atmosphere with multiple balloons before.

I'll give you a very big hug

there is a very simple difference between distance traveled and velocity
its like i'm talking to a toddler

Not if I give you one first!!

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If you can get lifted by a balloon that accelerates you at 10m/s^2 then it would have as much force as a nose with the force of gravity.

>10m/s^2 from stationary position
sure bud

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i'm going to run the numbers.

its one of those days when you have nothing to do and just listens to melocholy music to pass time.

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here listen to this
youtube.com/watch?v=ilxhlnDo7_M

One of what days, user?

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idk lol

I assumed it would be something sad judging from the picture you posted.
You doing okay?

no I just posted a ranom picture.
ok so you would need a balloon with a volume of 60m^3 which has a radius of 5.2 meters, which is easily doable

Good to hear user.

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I like you.
oh no I've been pranked again

alright now try hang yourself with a balloon of that size and tell me how it goes

I have a literal addiction to making these red/black images

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*big hug*

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It wouldn't work for me because I way more than 62 kg which was what I used for the approximation

*weigh
How Big?

The biggest.

how biggest

Infinity biggest

wow that's a pretty big hug. Hopefully I don't die from so much love

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I sure hope not

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They do have a nice aesthetic to them if done to the right pictures. Try this one!

I like you too user. :)

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bye I need to exercise

Have fun

Have a good workout!

I hope you like dark-haired Sachiko

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