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t. 25 year old dating a 16 year old

Really enjoy chopping vegetables lads. It's weird.

>t. 25 year old dating a 16 year old
i think its probably a 25 year old dating a "16" year old desu

Anyone else got nose allergies? This shit is annoying

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The girl I love is a couple years older than me but she looks and has the innocence of a girl in her late teens. Perfect desu

I used to find it satisfying, but now it's my job and I hate it.

Some advice for younger lads: if you have the chance to make a career out of a hobby or something you do for leisure, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ACCEPT IT

Nothing will kill the pleasure you get from it faster than having to do it for a living. I fucking hate cooking now desu, it's the absolute last thing I want to do when I get home.

teenage girls are NOT innocent

Unfortunately I'm not, I would though

Got a PIP assessment coming up. Hope having autism is enough to get it

>the innocence of a girl in her late teens
lad what generation are you living in?
there's no such thing as an innocent girl in her late teens
jews have subverted and perverted our culture, our society and our values and now everyone goes out and fucks as many people as they can when they're in their teens, let alone late teens

>and you aren't grooming her
explain this lad? not even saying there is anything wrong with it, but you are grooming by definition if you seek out young teenagers for your own sexual satisfaction.

Didn't get an Indian Windian, lads. Waiting on a Chinky Winky instead. Got duck fillet with orange sauce and boiled rice and a gravy chip on the side.

haha really did a number on you lads

>eating plebby white boy 'chinese' food

In Ireland chinkies they do things called spice bags. Get chips chicken balls some other meat all together with spices. Very nice. Only times I've had chips form a chinese. Enjoy it lad.

i thought my scottish weeb friend would come back by now

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>Seeking a partner is by default grooming

>he doesn't watch anime
NEED a weeb gf lads

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>Invade Ireland

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Last time I had my assessments I showed up in a shirt and tie and was friendly and it went well but a few years later I'm going in for my ESA one again and everyone tells me not to do that. Not sure if I should do it or skip showering for a few weeks (I do that regardless) and show up looking like the train wreck I am so they think I'm properly fucked.

Sick of this Scottish friend shite fuck you and your made up friend you dirty balloon.

no, seeking a partner who is socially unequal to you for hedonistic pleasure is grooming.

>spend hours and hours watching cooking videos
>all sorts of weird and wonderful and experimental dishes, or even just really good looking mum-food
>aside from the occasional restaurant/takeaway have eaten the same three meals for over a year

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Any Louise Mitchell lads in? Would love to face fuck her as Phil watches wanking in the corner off her head on crack.

Then consider me a groomer because I go on dates with obese working class women from dating apps.

So if a 40 year old CEO tries to date a 38 year old cleaner he is 'grooming'

>tfw at the bottom of the social food chain

if any woman ever shows interest in me she is grooming and i shall contact the nonce hunters ASAP

neither of those are socially unequal in the same way a 16yo and a 30yo man are unequal. we live in a society.

Massive lovely crunchy wunchy farmhouse ham and pineapple pizza is being put in the oven right now for me and will be just the thing to play some Black Ops with tonight. Can't wait!

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a 16yo girl has high capital in the dating game, as does a 30yo man with his shit together
a 27yo single mother doesn't, there's a larger disparity between her and the 30yo man who has a lot to offer ina relationship

>not based tiff

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Starting to thing people are impersonating HHL now just to further the Pizza Wizza Agenda (PWA).

What is the PWA's end game????

>a 16yo girl has high capital in the dating game
most men dont want to date a 16 yr old

To make every pizza be a mushroom and pineapple pizza, lad.

Obviously not ALL teen girls lads. But the majority of innocent girls who do exist are in their teens, it's too late for the rest

Most do, but aren't attractive or successful enough to pursue one.

>a 16yo girl has high capital in the dating game
this is your perception. most lads would think you are a nonce case for obsessing over 16 year old girls when there are plenty of attractive 20-25 year olds about.

I like an anchovy, jalapeno and black olive pizza wizza myself. Flavourlets need not apply.

No lad 16 yr olds are retards and most men dont obsess over 'muh pure virginal barely legal gf'

Some cunt on the bus made a comment at me for reading hentai on public. Mind your own fucking business you wanker.

am i the only one who wants an older woman? and i dont mean like a cougar or anything, just 30-35 years old or so

Stop talking shite mate. Most men would fuck a 16 year old, but they wouldn't want to date her. You want to date someone who's mature and more on your level mentally

All of whom were more attractive when they were younger. Regardless of your position, they have lost value.

>tight, fresh 16 year old pussy
>beaten up, blacked 25 year old pussy

Most lads wouldn't, where I work literally everyone checks out 16 year olds as we see them out and about

youtube.com/watch?v=6TYkp4FoAUA

EIGHT years for this noncecase.
Nonce Hunters have become so powerful recently.

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>blacked
lol rent free

The looks of a pussy are genetic and have nothing to do with how many penises have gone in them, explained by how some pornstars can have tight little pussies

>All of whom were more attractive when they were younger.
desu i dont think most men would agree with you there. again, im not even saying there is even anything wrong with it but you are an ephebophile. would you shag a 15 year old if there were no repurcussions?

>would you shag a 15 year old if there were no repurcussions?

Not the user you replied to, but absolutely

Nonce hunters are a plague upon society.

>Most lads wouldn't, where I work literally everyone checks out 16 year olds as we see them out and about

where do you work? the...the pedo factory!?

I've known girls from when they were 15+ and no way is 16 peak attractiveness physically or otherwise. Lot of them are still awkward and growing into their bodies at that age

15 is a grey area because they're still going through puberty, but by 16 the majority of girls have fully developed and have hit their peak.

what about a 13 year old? there are some early developers out there

experience from all those porn whores you've smashed lad?

>by 16 the majority of girls have fully developed and have hit their peak.
I dont think either of those things are true.

Pornstars get cosmetic work to reduce labia size and do pelvic floor exercise to maintain vaginal tightness.

Ah yes, the 25 year old man-children can have their child gfs and spend their evenings smoking spliffs, drinking carling and play fifa

I require a high form of entertainment to challenge my intellect and grant me new perspectives on life, that is why an intellectually developed woman is the most attractive to me

t. increasingly shaky nonce absolutely shitting his pants that the next 15 year old he tries to groom is going to be Big Dave, Dazza, Gazza and Shazza from Knights Templars of the North

How do we deal with the incel nonce menace trying to get with girls as young as possible because they match their own mental age?

>You'd fuck a 6 year old if she looked like a 25 year old woman hahaha you nonce

*turns back to cuddling with his 16 year old gf*

good enough excuse for me to spam some of my OC

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Lock them up in washing machines and spin 'em to death.

Always get a good chuckle from these.

They're both true. I work in a school and it's downhill from there, by the time they're coming out of 6th form they're not much to look at.

So i got really cold hands all the time because of bad circulation or something, a guy at work recommended ginger tea. I had some at home so i just drank some. My hands are the same but i got a ridicules woody

so jerk off and warm your hands up, that's what he was getting at

Most girls I've known at 16 has been more attractive at 18. You're a nonce case at a school so maybe you've done more research though

kek he probably did that on purpose, youre gonna have to walk around work tomorrow with a perma-boner and all the lads will laugh at you, banter

Same here mate, don't get to do it very often after being kicked out of the local special school.

>theres literally nothing wrong with shagging anything that makes my dick quiver
get a grip lad, pure degeneracy

Chew a couple of black peppercorns.
Good for anxiety too.

How do peppercorns reduce anxiety or is it the chewing? I normally use toothpicks.

Stop debating the age of girls you'll never shag

>Barkeep, pint of carling for me and a bottle of j20 for the gf

i honestly have at least one good sob a day about how much i hate myself
is this normal?

do they also give you a boner?

Assuming that's even true, a 16 year old has a much better personality than an 18 year old on average.

Miley Cyrus is a good example of women ageing like milk. If a woman doesn't go to university the descent is a lot slower, but generally 16 year olds are more pleasant than 18 year olds

me? i shag 16 year old boys

Nope, might help bloodflow though so you get a better one.

if I ever get anxiety/paranoia a couple of them seems to calm you down. Good for weed whiteys.

>Order 1 alcoholic beverage and 1 non alcoholic beverage
>Don't drink anyway
>Give her the booze and enjoy a delicious j20

its impossible to get a gf of any age if you dont drink

>wants to shag 16 yr olds
>hates education
>works at a girls school
perfect. Not Catholic is it?

Well I don't take drugs like some fucking mong idiot who needs to be drowned like a rodent so that probably won't help me but thanks for the suggestion.

Oh not this bollocks again. A significant portion of the population are teetotal.

Sound like you need a spliff mate.

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but most of them are mudslimes or otherwise mentally ill people

I'm not the nonce who works at a school, I'm the nonce who's colleagues are also nonces