Is ASMR a jewish trick?
Is ASMR a jewish trick?
Jaxon Fisher
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Benjamin Thomas
No, but it is crack cocaine for basedbois
Mason Allen
No it's a female trick. It's another way women have found to exploit the sexual desperation and loneliness of men. They can't help themselves from rinsing beta males of cash.
Women are like hungry animals. No empathy for betas.
Noah Barnes
Yeah women are exactly like hungry animals, in that hungry animals would obviously have no empathy for betas.
Yet another great analogy exemplifying the intelligence of this community.
David Harris
I hear the term around but I have no idea what it is
Someone enlighten me
Jeremiah Wilson
asmr is not sexual though. I get the heaviest asmr from measuring video's.
Liam Taylor
Someone who exploits men has no empathy for them. It's called using and taking advantage. I wouldn't expect everyone to understand that, you have to think about it.
Gabriel Myers
Youtube videos that simulate person attention from attractive young women disguised as some new agey horseshit that's supposed to give you a tingley feeling.
Cameron Reed
>its not sexual
that's why nearly every top asmr person is a woman
Jason Peterson
Yes. It's monarch-type programming
Parker Taylor
late stage capitalism
now they're monetizing audio-only media
sure they have videos too
but my point is that the focus is on sound
these girls make around $2000-$5K per month, easily.
Carter Miller
just watch this video with headphones
Jace Anderson
Time stamped. If ASMR is a trick, then let me be tricked please.
Aaron Thompson
You have to have an IQ of at least 150 to understand the ASMR community, it's not sexual...it's just that attractive, busty young blondes with interesting accents are the best at it.
Camden Ross
That is because lonely virgin neet's like to listen to women. Why do you think most e-celebs are female?
I suppose you don't have ASMR or understand what triggers it.
Nathan Myers
I felt heavy ASMR when I was a kid. So it's definitively real.
When the teacher was writing on the board, getting a medical exam, some female classmate going through my stamp collection and especially getting my hair cut or even if someone other was going through my hair.
But almost right after school I lost the ASMR feelings as I was getting more and more callous. Watching the ASMR videos now gives me nothing.
Jace White
Chase Walker
Samuel Thomas
>asmr is not sexual though
Youre not watching the right vids then.
James Lee
my bad bro, im too fucking stupid to understand busty blondes doing virtual gf asmr are definitely not exploiting male loners
Adrian Evans
lol what the hell this is just gross
Colton Brooks
ASMR is an aspie thing.
Cooper Allen
Her tits are so fucking big. I have wanted to see them for years.
Hunter Turner
do NOT fucking brand it as a female trick, in the early days of ASMR it was exclusively male until the eternal roastie found it and turned it into this self-centered sex-oriented circlejerk of her and the beta orbiters
Elijah Parker
No it's a golden opportunity to spread redpills to millions while they're in a semi-asleep state so it goes deep into their brains.
Ryan Clark
I got more ASMR from the woods noise than the whore's voice.
Jayden Russell
The forest is indeed comfy, but you're probably gay as well
Nicholas Rodriguez
This shit is so fucking weird.
Connor Robinson
>ear cleaning ASMR
>ear cleaning videos period
Jaxon Reyes
You're actually a stupid faggot. You should know that women can't invent shit for themselves, and they especially can't trick people with shit like this on their own. This was another discovery/invention by males that women figured out how to make it all about tits and patreon bux.
See pic related here.
Tyler Smith
ASMR is legit and pretty dank
It’s becoming pretty ridiculous though, especially “live” asmr On sure like twitch, it’s basically softcore porn now with whores in push-up bras just saying nonsense
It may not have been a Jewish trick - but it is one now
Christopher Miller
What do you think, Jow Forums?
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Jaxson Walker
subbed.
Ryder Rivera
no
Zachary Rodriguez
>clicking and scratching noises makes them feel good
insects
absolute takeover
be ready
Brody Sanders
That's exactly what a jew would say
Zachary Price
i honestly cant believe the stuff these orbiters consume instead of just getting on a diet and getting a haircut to meet a female irl
Josiah Allen
yes
Bentley Martin
Charles Cox
It's a leftover reflex from our ancient predecessors who got covered in ticks and fleas and needed to hold still while a family member picked them off. Niggers and shitskins probably don't have the reflex because they tend to have very little body hair for ticks to hide in.
Leo Thomas
It takes no talent and people watch it, also beta boys will give you their money for being a girl.
Notice how many nobody's do it?
There like top 10 videos.
Brandon White
Fucking Christ, God has abandoned us
Jacob Nguyen
just say:
shwip shwip shwip shwip shwip shwip shwip shwip shwip shwip.
to yourself, and there you go. its a load of crap.
"i got some coffee today"
>sorry
"ihhhh gaaaahhhht sssuuum caahhhfeeeeh tooodahhhey"
Brayden Powell
This is the only asmr person I can watch.
Jaxson Scott
Mason Miller
Colton Collins
this sounds like a necromorph eating some corpse. There are far better ASMR videos
Elijah Rogers
>demonstration of a woman trying to open a condom
Daniel Perry
What can I say? I don't even get the "tingles" from anyone, not even goodnight moon. I just enjoy the well produced work and stories. Feels like a real conversation.
Camden Garcia
If it is, then fuck it, I like it. I guess the Jews win this one.
Jaxon Peterson
It's not just big tiddy bitches doing those videos. For some reason, i would rather listen to this dude blabbering nonsense about some T E C H N I C A L shit, than watch one of those generic, blonde bitches pretending to be my barber. It's the same situation with Twitch, for every good Streamer/Asmr channel, there's at least ten bimbos with massproduced tiddystreams/gf roleplay number 15371538.
Jacob Perry
Forgot the link
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Mason Sanchez
Ugly and no shame.
Logan Gray
This is also what I experience. As a child I felt what seemed to be ASMR but now I feel nothing.
Brody Cooper
It was done by the Japs first in a really really really reaaaally niche market for otaku. Then one day some pewdiepie tier youtuber stumbled upon an asmr track and made it popular. I fucking hate whoever it was that did it.
Nathan Watson
Unintentional asmr is more enjoyable too.
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Josiah Cooper
>not posting Isabel
Aryan/10
We need to meme her into making Aryan babies.
Austin Morris
I've been listening to ASMR for about 5 years now. Most of it doesn't do anything for me anymore, but this is some top-tier shit
Also this
Jason Morgan
This isn't really ASMR but it is soothing and has put me to sleep many restless nights.
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Bentley Martin
I had tingles for maybe the first handful of videos I watched, then nothing. At least you had em for a few years.
Lucas Reyes
Waterwhisperer back in '13 was my first. Watching TNOutdoors testing bullets on ballistic gels and boom asmr.
Leo Morgan
does anyone else feel really on edge when listening to ASMR? it's like a creepy asshole is whispering in your ear so nobody arpund can hear the vile stuff they are saying, I don't understand how it can relax people.
Nathan Perez
gr8 taste. Unintentional ASMR stuff is the main stuff that soothes me lately. A bunch of this guy's videos on old calculators is great.
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Jonathan Davis
Having a healthy sexual appetite doesn't mean you're sexually desperate and lonely, you projecting sperg.
Angel Miller
Because everyone likes beautiful women, including other women. Some of them play up their sexuality, some don't.
Noah Perry
mutt spotted
Julian Morris
how is it a trick?
Nolan Morris
>there are still people who don't believe asmr actually exists
Matthew Myers
>the way she does that clawing motion
Much better than her tits to be honest with you.
Nathan Long
This bitch sucks. All her videos make me realize she's probably coked out
Joseph Clark
>listening to ASMR
Aaron Cruz
Ok what do I win for finding the most erotic video?
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Eli Wright
> Throwing money to twitch sluts
> not desperate
lel
Elijah Robinson
Example of ASMR where the girl is extremely beautiful, but not sexually provocative at all:
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Jaxon Wood
There's many free ASMR videos on Youtube you know.
Brody Thompson
tfw the asmr hits too close to home
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Aiden Harris
That's not true though
Gavin Miller
who cares they're wasting bandwidth
Jackson Anderson
This. Western Speghetti gets me everytim
Easton Powell
Parker Hernandez
Anyone else here knows about Baba the cosmic barber?
That shit is the only asmr I watch because it is both hilarious and also helps with my sleeping disorder.
Landon Gutierrez
Gwen Jizz is a fucking slut
Luke Mitchell
besides pregnancy is there anything in our society that women have done originally and not just latched onto once men have built up the infrastructure?
Austin Ross
yes of course, the golden age of ASMR before the eternal vagina ruined it for everyone. Barber videos and Bob Ross, the perfect combination to just lay back for an hour and completely forget about the shit stressful real life
Logan Hughes
Angel Martin
She's not even fucking whispering.
Henry Martinez
its a sign of time when people are so alone and separated that they have to watch something like this on jewtube instead of experiencing in real life
its just sad
Landon Stewart
Aaron Fisher
No it's a soothing brain hack and you'll have to take Gibi from my cold dead ears!
Jonathan Green
Daniel Flores
>when he starts going ham on his head and doing all those mystical gestures
Josiah Peterson
Wyatt Perez
The best ASMR people are male
Dylan Long
Oliver Evans
Jow Forums is in the same category.
instead of having bantz with your m8s in a comfy backyard, you and i are shitpoasting online.
Nathaniel Martin
Fart ASMR
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Enjoy ;)
Gavin Fisher
asmr darling is so fucking hot
Kayden Flores
not really it's more like just shutting off your brain from so much outside noise and people, plus it's better to listen to asmr to wind down than to drink or do drugs
Landon Robinson
That's a requirement?
James Sanders
I do meet up with friends quite often though, just not today