Hello bant, would you like a flower?

Hello bant, would you like a flower?

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Yes I would!
I'm sure you already know the color too ;)

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Here you are Niggy.

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It looks beautiful, Bum. Thank you~

gay

Glad you like them.
How so?

>ID: PD
D-Doc? Is that you?

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they just are

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How so?

Gimme some tulips flower man!

Here you are.

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Thank you.
I will now sell these in the Netherlands at a marked up price.
Do you maybe also deal in flower girls?

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>I will now sell these in the Netherlands at a marked up price.
oh no
[Tulip Mania flashbacks]
>Do you maybe also deal in flower girls?
What do you mean?

Did you know that homosexuality is a mental illness?

This

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What makes you say that?
Oh my.
How is this?

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Homosexuality is a mental illness.

How so?

Probably not

how about you pretend to kiss me then push me off the roof instead

Yes.
Very good.
Would you pollinate a plant girls pistil with your stamen?

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How about I grab you and pull you on top of me?
Whoa there buddy, that's a loaded question. Would make a person sound like a Dendrophile.

I'm saying, would you like to have little plant girls that that you knew you fathered and love very much with your plant wife.
I see nothing perverted about that, just love bby.

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You ask some strange questions don't you?

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I don't deserve you anymore but I know you're too kind to push me.
goodbye
*kisses your cheek and then leaps with a single vibrant red rose in my hand*

*falls half story into awning*
*looks at you flat on your back*
Hey you okay?

Kill yourself.

And if I do?

Yeah... I am alright I guess.
*takes a nap on the awning*

Okay doke. Tell me when you wake up so I can tuck you into bed.

Think about it!
You could water your kids every morning and tear out any weeds growing next to them.
You'd be flower daddy~
Then you could go to sleep in the petals of your flower wife.
Is this not the ideal life?

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it could be nice... But your just trying to get strange ideas into my head.

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Then, when they grow up you'll be able to see how beutiful and nice your daughters have become.
And it'll bring a tear to your eye when they find a bumstead of their own, because you know that they're no longer yours to take care of.

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Why must you put these thought into my head.

plesase give flower now

Why type?

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pretty flower plase

Because i know this is what you truly want~
I'll leave you with this nice plantgirl hug gif

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>tfw no flower gf

How is this?

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more pretty please
must be color #cc0000

>Hug
"Hug"
(((Hug)))
*cough* hug *cough*
Yeah... that's what they are doing...

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>(((hug)))
never knew hugging was a jewish trick
fuck

How is this?
It can be. Join your local INGSOC group to learn more.

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If only~

Why?
Do you see something else?
Perv...

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Your the one with the lewd image and strange thoughts of raising a large family, caring for them, watching them grow and develop, being proud and happy of them as time progresses.

I see literally nothing wrong with any of that.
ʙecome oɴe wJtH tHe pMᴀɴtꜱ~

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ᴵ ʷᶦˢʰ ᴵ ʰᵃᵈ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵍ ᶠᵃᵐᶦˡʸ ᶠᵘˡˡ ᵒᶠ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈʳᵉn ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶦ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᶜᵃʳᵉ ᶠᵒʳ.
Maybe a flower waifu would be lovly

Yes flower waifu is best waifu~

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I'd love to feel their soft and delicate pedals. I bet they would just be so nice. And for some of them you'd have to be careful and make sure they don't get too little or too much sun. And the colors! Oh the colors, I love how flowers are full of color.

I would like a bullet between me eyes please.

Pow

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Night night my flower child.
*kisses you goodnight*
Sleep well.

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Can I have a flower?

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