1 shot at life

dumb homo

Fuck off pooftah

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>1 shot at life
>born in shithole where only ugly gooks live
someone save me

>1 shot at life
>get it when I'm going down to the mart

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t-thanks israel

cokefag
heckin basted

You smell

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> be me
> body is 90% monster energy
> see this
> become triggered at the mere sight of softdrinkfags fighting

MONSTERCUNTS RULE

Monster is a coke product my baby boy

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ayy lmao just move out then, you little faggot :^)

u heckin batty boy we were talkin bout softdrinks u fagit not energy drinks
so?

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>mfw when my cloud of ignorance suddenly closes in on me and I realize the entirety of my life is a lie
> see tiny little descrepincy with the wordplay
> hope restored
Yeah, well I was just stating that softdrinkfags are inferior biiitch, I wasn't saying that cokefags are bad, cuz they aren't, just inferior

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I like both

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you've tried strong zero?

Cool, One has a right to one's personal preferences.
I don't see it over here in the states.

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Ye frickin wanker, what happened to talking about romania? Learn to welcome change oldfag

strong zero is alcohol like 4loko, monster is not

Nice fookin dubs btw M8

I drank this a lot when I was a edgy teenager....

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>M8
I don't think Irishman say mate

u sloppy ol silly sausage
interesting
still, pepsi is better boi
literally peepeeh drink

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm obviously not an Irishman, the name is just for gaffs

it doesn't help if you say gaffs

I'll say whatever commie bastard

Mamma mia

>it's my birthday sung myself happy birthday alone desu the saddest thing I've done in a long time haha no frens no life

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ill seize your ass nibba

>still, pepsi is better boi
No
>literally peepeeh drink
tell that to my edgy teenage self
k
>Mamma mia
Pizzeria

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Bet ya wont dumb cuntoid

Sei molto bravo

queer bastard tell me your state i'll take the first flight to you

Florida bitch, unofficial home of the AR-15

only a batty boy uses a gun against someone unarmed

Dammi la salsa

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heckin burgers n your guns :/

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>1 shot at life
>born a white person in nigger territory

Just being a dumbfag, didn't mean to threaten with a gun, but regardless...

3825 NW Blitchton Rd, Ocala, FL 34475

Doxing myself cuz I'm bored and in a hotel

Subito.
Dove vuoi che te la spalmi? ;>

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Il mio culo

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Yeet, thread's dead

Va bene, tesoro

America doesn't, because we know that we live in the best country on Earth in a physical sense, even if we have a terrible government that's 30~ years out of date.

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It could be worse. You could be a gypsy as well.

It can't be that bad if you just don't do any shit you'll regret later on.

SEXSEXSEX

I bet you live in Bucharest faggot

Romania isn't that bad. You're almost like Italy!

Put that silly badge on and you're Moldovia!

Make them darker and they're Belgum!

Belgum is like Romania but waffles instead of gypsies.

Cirno isn't anime

>Romania

Some day, Russia hopes to annex you so you can instead be Russian!

At least you have a culture.

I’m actually glad I was born in Romania, of course there are better places to live but I’m not complaining
I just wish I was German or at least Hungarian instead of ethnic Romanian

What is wrong with being ethnic Romanian?

Nothing, just that it would be more interesting to be of another ethnicity (not g*psy though)

>1 shot at life
>born in UK
I fucking hate everything about this place

Be proud of your race senpai.

What if you were an African in Romania?

I've seen a few african immigrants here if that's what you mean. They're usually the smart ones that come here for college and seem to be doing ok for themselves here.

Minus the pizza!

Interesting. I didn't know anyone immigrated to Romania.

Out of curiosity, what is Romania generally like on the streets of its cities?

I can agree with you to that degree. You also have some pretty terrible places like Detroit.

My papa was Romanian. He sent Levi's to his family after the second world war.

>one shot at life
>born with autism
End me.

What kind of autism?

>one shot at life
>born in NZ

at least your country has a cool, long history to look back on and be proud of, we dont even have that because we've only existed for 5 fucking minutes
we are essentially a much less relevant eurotrash country that doest have a cool past and gets left off maps

One shot at life
Born in the United States.
I'm getting the fuck out of here next year.

Cya.

Bring a job with you or we (world) don't want your uneducated kind here.

Not me!

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You've got cool Maori history at least.

But that would give us (more) gypsies.

>1 Shot at life
>born as a shitposter

feels good man

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Don't leave. Move to Illinois. The largest Starbucks is gonna be in Chicago along with a Star Wars museum.

>Star Wars museum
Fitting, after Episode 9 the franchise is going to be history.

My condolences.

Proxyfag

No.

ok

dumbass

be me
>born in usa to a rich family with lots of options and never fucks up
>gets terminal illness

life is fucked anyway OP

Tell me more user. I've always been intrigued by Chicago and liked its aesthetic and worn, perpetual 90s kind of feel from its media.

ar you a chick?

wanna fuc me for a green card?