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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR CHILD WASNT YOURS?
Brody Cox
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Jaxson Reyes
divorce
Lucas Taylor
if its a girl and over 6 fug if its a boy he will still be my son
Jack Turner
fuck that sounds horrible.
I guess thats very conflicting psycholically especially if you have lived with that child as your own and love it like your own.
I guess I would still feel like a parental figure but I'd probably hate my partner for tricking me for that long
Julian Rodriguez
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Luke Bennett
Murder wife.
>he will still be my son
No he won't. Are you retarded?
Sebastian Wood
This is why you should DNA test all you children
Noah Moore
your*
Jason Russell
This happened to my dad, who was age 52 at the time.
Anthony James
Divorce is my first instinct. Cold, unshakable instinct. But I'd play it smart and consult with an attorney first to see what my chances were. A divorce can play out in numerous ways depending on where you are in life financially and otherwise. Also, the age of the child and number of years married certainly come into play. And that's saying nothing of the laws of your state.
In a situation where I knocked a girl up, did the right thing, and found out a couple of years later the kid wasn't mine...oh, it's on like Wrestlemania.
Easton Baker
I would feel like the son should take it better than the dad. He raised that kid, despite the circumstances. That's a tough pill to swallow. The kid should be grateful to have someone that raised him. I'd be so fucked in the head in either position but hopefully the best was made of it.
Christian Harris
No need in if you have great genes.
My son came out looking just like me, same features and everything. Friends and family call him “my twin”. I feel bad for my wife because he didn’t get a single thing from her. Maybe the next one will.
Jeremiah Brown
Kevin Howard
I don't know which is worse; finding out that one parent isn't biologically connected or the absurd length of time spent keeping up with the lies.
Jose Ortiz
Women have always been whores, nothing new really.
Grayson Martin
If you ever look at the 23andme forums there are truck loads of people who find this out.
One of the thread was some Mexican guy whoes "dad" is black butt he Mexican guy has very light skin and even blue eyes, he finds out he has no African ancestry, asks his mom, some Texan is his real dad. It's beyond me how people can't tell their kids don't look like them.
Parker Martin
unironically BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Xavier James
Put the kid up for adoption and guarantee that the next one is yours
Juan Wright
360 and start walking
Isaiah Kelly
>if you have great genes
>my son came out looking just like me
You sound about as retarded as my brother.
>He doesn't look like me, so he's not mine!
It's almost as if you don't get to pick and choose which genes are used in the process. Regardless of how much you think the child does or doesn't look like you, the "visual inspection" test is about as smart as saying "gosh, those twinkling lights in the sky don't produce much light."
Only a nigger can be this retarded.
Evan Reyes
>One of the thread was some Mexican guy whoes "dad" is black butt he Mexican guy has very light skin and even blue eyes, he finds out he has no African ancestry
It has to be a cuck
Wyatt Wilson
If he was pure blooded I would still consider him family, and mostly my son. I would divorce wife and find a young breedable woman to have a child with. I don't think it's the worse thing to happen. I would be more bothered with the cheating than raising another White person who wasn't mine. I love all White people and consider them family regardless so I would still treat the child like mine.
Cameron Flores
>360
Brainlet detected.
Charles Long
>trusting the DNA test jew
One of those companies has admitted anonymously to the press that they fuck with the DNA profiles of white customers specifically to fuck with any racists that might use their test.
Keep in mind there is NO regulatory agency that would force them to be truthful about the results of these tests. Why trust them?
Logan Butler
Kill.
Both.
Overseas.
Christopher Cruz
>kill them, kill them all gerald, the traitors, the whores, the scum of the earth, we've been lacking in our vigilance, its time to begin again.
Benjamin Scott
?
Jow Forums is a board of peace
Caleb Green
Also
>tfw older sister (2 months older) found out that she was adopted but didn't freak out
Feels good knowing she didn't do what the neighbor's kid did (broke a window and proceeded attempted suicide) And yes she is also a Ginger and somehow looks like an athletic version of my other older sister
William Myers
what a piece of shit woman ans she still keeps on lying
but its honestly better to not know for children
I have no doubt cause Ive inherited too much from my dad but he was the one to cheat on my mom and ran away, its hard to forgive
Samuel Phillips
Also this, if he was a Ginger than I'd keep him
Parker Green
Unironically impregnate her.
Alexander Lewis
Ginger girls are hot you should fug her. She's also crazy so she'll rely on your dick more and call you daddy in bed.
Kayden Richardson
Newfag
Camden Ortiz
Indeed, always look out for the tribe, it's not the child's fault, only his bitch mother's fault, in which case a divorce is in order.
Daniel Jenkins
If I didn't have a fiancé than I definitely would, my other older sister has better tits though
Ian Carter
>My dad's taking it better than I am.
>Woohoo, that retarded, horrible disappointment of a child isn't of my blood!
Jason Cox
I think there was a study that actually found something like 1 in 10 aren't the real dads.
John Lee
This my friends is why you ALWAYS get dna test when you have a baby. Stupid fuck.
Jonathan Smith
>not suing for damages to personal income
Sebastian Smith
Become polyamorous and ascend to alpha status. Be thou well brother, may you have many women.
Xavier Myers
You sound like a beta bitch.
The kid has my eye color and hair color (which no one in her family has) and other features I’ve yet to find shared by anyone in her lineage.
Colton Stewart
Retard
Brandon Garcia
>The kid has my eye color, which comes from a gene which can skip generations. And this makes sense because that specific eye color only runs in my family. Since the eye color didn't come from HER... it had to come from ME.
Yeah.. you're a retarded nigger.
Logan Morris
Stay mad, virgin.
Ryder Perry
Jow Forums... i don't feel so good...
Jeremiah Campbell
>not getting a vasectomy in 2018
Evan Brooks
I found out my half brother, isn’t through 23&me
Go figure
Parker Morales
Wow. Your mom is a whore. Kek
Easton Gonzalez
Sit on it and wait.
Love doesn't exist. Real relationships are all about leverage, guilt and one-upping each other with reasons why the other is a shitty spouse. I'm not going to waste having a doozy like that in the chamber by losing my cool immediately when I can instead pretend I don't know and then whip it out at the best/worst possible time.
Jaxson White
This, 99.9% of the time it's the mothers fault, than again my cousin (also a Ginger) had a pretty fucking weird husband
(This is all according to my cousin)
Apparently he obtained cum from his friends (he was a fag) and injected it into her pussy so she would get pregnant. After the kid was born he claimed that she cheated and divorced her. The dumbfuck recorded himself doing it and she used it as evidence in court
The guy is married to some niggress now and has a "proud to be a söyböy" bumper sticker
Lincoln Perez
Newfag detected
Christopher Wood
I would adopt my son or daughter and shun my wife. I wouldn't get a divorce because I don't believe in divorce. She can get one, I don't give a fuck.
Isaiah Torres
>submitting to the botnet
stallman.org/ancestry.html
Christopher Morris
>doesn't understand how genes works
>calls someone with two children a virgin
Anything else you'd like to share with us?
Hudson Ross
Yeah destroying your manhood and becoming a eunuch seems like something that would happen in (((current year))).
Mason Brown
Can you get DNA from the baby when it's in the womb?
Jack Taylor
Yes.
Jace Anderson
Brayden Mitchell
Cuckoldry has been a staple in society since the beginning of selective breeding.
Brody Hughes
>still a dumbass who thinks "it looks like me so it's mine" is smart
Continue sharing with us. I'm enjoying this.
John Sullivan
Holy shit dude, 30 percent! If you're an atheist, then you're a kike. If you're a Christian, then you're clear.
Samuel Rogers
Are you getting cucked if you genetically modify your baby when it's the womb?
Noah Jones
But it's dangerous though. Also nothing beats letting a stupid whore become a single mother
Julian Scott
Kill the mother.
Wh*Toids have no honor
Logan Reed
Funny thing, it ends up that one of his relatives sired the child. Maximum kek
Austin Cox
Er.. paternal testing can be done using maternal blood. Fetal cells are found there. It's no more dangerous than any other time you'd give a blood sample.
Benjamin Clark
My dad found out that the guy raising him wasn't his dad at about 13 and it disturbed him pretty bad. His real dad died when he was a baby and his mom re-married.
Carter Murphy
Never said smart.
If the women in my family have auburn colored hair and I have blue eyes, and my child comes out with both - neither of which are found in her family in the 3 generations I have available to reference - along with other traits such as detached lobes, and the kid looks like a goddamn spitting image of me, I can say with pretty damn good certainty that he is mine. I mean for fucks sake he’s AB-, as am I.
A DNA test is a formality at this point. Go be a miserable cunt elsewhere, beta bitch.
Asher Allen
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The method I had heard wasnt as simple but I dont claim expertise on the subject
Elijah Parker
It's still possible she cheated with someone who looks like you is the point. It's just bantz though mate
Robert Young
Technology (medicine) is such a faulty thing. Who knows what errors you'd produce by tampering with your child's DNA. Wouldn't do that.
Camden Murphy
This picture is peak woman.
Kevin Anderson
I only know about it because my sister did it. They just took a vial of blood and told her she was correct on who the father was about a week later.
Oliver Price
>my dad is taking it better than I am
Dads a cuck.
Sebastian Collins
Here you go Jow Forums:
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James Wilson
If it's a girl, impregnante her and the nlmother. If it's a male, I'll do what lions do and kill the bastard. Can't let rival genes pass on.
Ryder Nelson
>whoops, lose half your income on child support and alimony
>whoops, can never see your kids again
>whoops, have to move into a cuckpartment
The only way to win is not to play.
Brayden Sanders
>If nothing else, Game of Thrones taught me that if the hair and eye color match me, I'm the father!
This is how you sound. Retarded.
Hudson Kelly
>inb4 how the hell do you know all of this
I went the the Henry Doorly Zoo (nice place) with my fiancé and he through a onions bottle at me (he throws like a fucking toddler) eventually I saw him walk back to his car after following my fiancé and me around in the zoo
He also followed us into a bar, just stood behind us and kept whispering "fucking nazi" in my ear and "traitorous slut" into my fiancé's ear, I would have knocked his teeth out if I had something to drink by then (an excuse to punch the faggot)
She slapped him after he said "you should really cheat on that nazi" loud and clear, the faggot took us to court claiming "it caused brain damage" and "he couldn't go to work because of the pain". we won because the judge wasn't retarded
John Sanders
What kind of wives do you people have?
>user I want children
>Ok, let’s buy a house first
>2 years go by
>Buy house
>Alright, let’s try for a kid
>Pregnancy confirmed weeks later
>Doctor suggests date of conception to have fallen in the week we started
I feel bad for you people. I really do.
Hudson Howard
Immoral and one sided
Henry Smith
Your parents are the ones who step up to take care of you and bring you into adulthood.
Michael Martin
Mate I am not married; I am just saying it's bantz. Jesus that got to you. I do hope it's yours
Jackson Morris
>>Getting cucked by a whore isnt immoral and one sided.
Memeflag cuck
Jesus americans
Isaac Scott
>2 months older
shouldn't this have been an automatic giveaway? or did you not know this until the adoption reveal?
Gabriel Ramirez
>Divorce
He said it's been 40+ years, meaning the dad is at least 60. He has nothing to lose, he should murder the bitch with his bare hands
Kevin Gonzalez
Cliff
Looks like an infection.
Leo Phillips
I don’t watch game of thrones but while a singular trait can not determine paternity, a fuck ton of unique ones that match you or your family can be pretty damning.
Michael Hughes
Or it could be bias... but you're such a dumbfuck you'd probably have to look up the word.
Bentley Moore
Did you ever fuck her before than (around the time suggested) birth control isn't always effective (never had problems with it but my aunt did) and condoms break without notice sometimes
Carson Gonzalez
Well the sister is not bright that's for sure
Sebastian Hill
I’m not speaking to you personally. I’m speaking to the others in this thread and the stories they share.
Joseph Bennett
Also this.
Juan Scott
I wouldn't marry a slut in the first place
Hudson Garcia
Anyway it should be made mandatory to take a paternity test right after birth to ensure paternity
Michael Lee
We all knew that she was adopted but she didn't think about for some reason and took a DNA test
Bentley Bennett
I wonder if they have other kids. Imagine being 60 and finding out your wife cucked you on your only kid and you are now a genetic dead end holy fuck. I'd just murder her.
Hudson Harris
I don’t know
Aaron Scott
Also considering that we celebrate her birthday on the day that she was adopted (making it possible her to be my biological sister)
Camden Baker
Ovulation tracking is a hell of a thing. Most women I’ve fucked can tell when it’s either happening and or about to.
Just don’t come in a girl that’s about to be or is ovulating. Take a break that week if you don’t trust your birth control method(s).