OwO

we don't even sound like that
nobody sounds like that dumb gey binland

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wut u on ibit u bloodey wank?
U tellin me feckin brits dont tack lock dis?

dumb gay britbong

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bongs are the gayest though

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I genuinely can't understand you guys when you talk like this

no uk is for straight only
binland is the dumbest geyest country

aaaa I keep telling you that this isn't romantic kissing so it doesn't count
it's just when playing football

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oi lad aye con' heah ya oer yer bloo'ie accen'

Read it phonetically, or say it out load.

please do not bully the uk

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I can translate if you want

In chronological order:
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These turned out a tad South African apologies.

uK more like Ugay

Oh don't feel bad about, know how many Yankees make fun of southerners for our accent? All of them. But they will regret it when the south rises again!

Based and redpilled

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t.

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Russia, more like Ru-I like BBC (big British cocks)

ty

this is a disgusting misuse of the queens own english
but thanks I laughed

uuh are you ok there?
or should I be concerned

no I'm straight dumb russia

aaaa stop posting this image
it's not true the UK is a straight country

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South ain't gon do shit but shoot each other.

Not really you're in Glorious Britain, the sun never sets on the British empire. But if the CSA reforms plz send money.

u rit doe.

>89% of "straight" british male high school and university students have kissed male friends
hmm...

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If we can get New England and Cascadia you'll get tea money

gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

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89% of UK males are gay so going by statistical data it is reasonable to assume you are a gay boi

thx m8, i'll make it 'appen.

°3°

aaaa you're not listening to me
they are kissing in a straight way so it isn't gay
there is nothing gay about celebrating after a goal when playing football

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kissing a boy doesn't necessarily make you gay
dumb muttt

Fucking immigrants

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It is impossible to kiss a boi in a straight manner

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i want a cute bong boy to kiss munch dick in a not necessarily gay way

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wanna kiss me in a straight way?

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nope dumb bong

but they are kissing in celebration
they aren't attracted to each other so why would it be gay?

no u gay
dumb burger

aaaa no because you'd do it in a gay way and that would make me gay too

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me on the left bong on the right

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BACK TO AFRICA

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Joint Anglo-Dixie invasion of Canadia when?

Yes you dirty homosexual deviant.

Unrealistic, the penis isn't mutilated.

I'm the straightest man on this board

I have wanted to annex Canada, let's say soon.

thats gay and you're gay

I'm not from africa you dumb nigel
I've never been to Africa and I don't know anyone from africa

nice voice

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>Soggy biscuit (also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit, wet biscuit, shoot the cookie, or cum on a cookie) is a male mutual masturbation activity where the participants stand around a biscuit or cookie masturbating until ejaculating onto it and the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.[1] The game is reportedly played by adolescents, notably in the United Kingdom, the United States, and Australia. In Australia, it is also known as soggy Sao after the SAO brand of biscuits that are popular there.[2]

i wished I had played this... :(

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*kisses you in a gay way*
you're gay now

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ty

lol gay

I want Quebec and the areas around the great lakes to connect new England, the former colonies of Labrador and Newfoundland aswell. Northern Cascadia is a must but otherwise you guys can have a corridor to Alaska.

we d-don't really do this
it's a waste of rich teas

aaaaaa no it's not true
dumb gey binland

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This is literallly your face when you look at penis. Can't prove me wrong

Sorry meant the middle east. Get rektum, oh wait u cant cause urs fell out your anus cos it got so wide from allt he gay sex with asses aka immigrants you were having.

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Everyone knows I'm only into black girls, you point is disproven.

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*kisses you again in a gay way*
lmao now you're double gay

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How about you get Ontario and everything east of it and we get everything west of it?

If he's double gay, does that make him straight? Or does he just love cute bois twice as much?

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s-stop it I'm not gey
I don't want to kiss boys dumb binland

make america britain again

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alright but we trade western Ontario for the south of British Columbia, since we've already got Washington and Oregon off the Yanks.

aaa neither
or maybe the first one
as long as I'm straight

fake and homosexual

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for a straight man you have a lot of gay porn

Its not gey if u trans

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Correction, it's not gay to fuck a femboy. Being the femboy is gay and ur gay

go back to faggot

nah that's gay
sorry mate

Make Earth British Again.
Seems like a good deal. What you going to do with all the Frenches though?

Correction, if ur benis feminine you're fe(male) so only gay if u woman

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i want to pound a cute boy and force him to slob on my knob for hours

A feminine dick is straighter than a vagina, this is well known. If fucking a femboy is gay then so is male on female anal.

A new holocaust.

Getting fucked by dudes is always gay, fucking a dude with a feminine dick is straight.

That's pretty straight.

How fun.

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are you sure about that?
it sounds like the kind of shit I'd expect from gay counties like finland or spain

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it means he's really gay

*kisses you again*
dumb british gayboi

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Certain. Femboys are feminine, if you want to fuck a femboy you're attracted to the fact that he is feminine, making it straight.

stop this faggotry immediately
brits are not gay dumb geyland
I've only ever kissed boys in a straight, non sexual way.

are you sure it's not gay to fug a boy?
That y chromosome looks pretty gay to me

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Yu ga

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so you have kissed boys? wow that's gay

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Why chromosome is basically an ex with a bit lopped off. Same thing really. We all have at least one X chromosome so its still straight.

incorrect.

its
not
gay
it's literally not gay thought. If I'm not attracted to the guy I'm kissing, then I'm not gey, right?

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correct

t. gay in denial

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t. gay not even in denial, just gay.

aaa shutup ur gey
fugging bois is gey because they have a benis and you're attracted to that
also that y chromosome is inherently ghei

i'm not gay

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it's not gay if I'm not attracted to boys
how can I be gay if I don't want a bf?
just because I've kissed bois doesn't mean I'm gay
dumbest bindland

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I'm straight as shit. How is being attracted to femininity gay in the slightest?
If I was specifically into femboys I'd be gay but I like women equally, I'm attracted to femininity as a whole making me the straightest man alive.

You're trying to make another dude gay, that's gay.

kissing boys is gay you megagay

i'm not trying to make anyone gay

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but you want to sexe cute softboi?
that's gay

see even geybong thinks you're gay

Given the opportunity I would fuck a man who has the traits of woman, all this makes me is a straight man with low standards and a wide range of fetishes.

Straightbong*

I can't tell if you're joking or not anymore
I've clearly said that i only kiss bois during a shared moment of passionate celebration.
Not in a romantic way
Not in a lewd way

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Being gay isn't a fetish
geybong

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Are the dudes feminine though?

>str*Ightoid reading comprehension

>shared moment of passion
w-wow

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aaaa celebration
passionate celebration
I'm passionate about the game not the boys dumb lewd binland

It doesn't matter if they are feminine or not because I'm not attracted to them
dumb geybong

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well you're still kissing a manly dude, which is kinda gay.

>britbong sharing a moment of passionate celebration after a game of football

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but not for gay reasons
so I'm good, right?

If he puts his shirt back on, then fine

Of course a Finn brings back gayposting, it’s getting close to Sweden tier :^(

I don't know man past transgressions are fine but in future make sure it's feminine dudes.

I'm just taking the piss here but the finn is probably one of the originals