Hey, mister! Can you take a picture of us? Here is my phone

>Hey, mister! Can you take a picture of us? Here is my phone.
Wat do?

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Take a picture for them?
What the fuck is the punchline for this thread supposed to be?

>Sorry, l'm busy.

>"sure :)"
>grab phone
>walk away

>start crying
>hide my face
>say "I'm sorry" and walk defeatedly still crying

>*fumble and drop her 1000+ usd iPhone*

>No, bugger off you roasties. Do I look like your personal beta male manservant to you? Am I your butler or what? Fucking eat some cyanide you scum whores. You should be glad I'm not carrying my bucket of nitric acid with me at the moment to throw in your faces. I'll gladly take a picture of you AFTER that, you won't be liking that little "selfie" then, no more attention from any beta orbiters on instagram to boost your ego then, only fake virtue-signalling pity attention from fellow roasties. As fake as your entire happy life. Go fuck yourselves and ask some other shmuck.

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>"sure"
>"great thanks!" *gives camera*
>"how do i? uh"
>"just press the button on the bottom"
>"uhh.. there's no umm.."
>*comes over to show me*
>"right he- oh you locked it"
>"oh haha my mistake"
>"just press this button. it's easy"
>"ok"
>*hold camera up visibly shaking*
>"ok 321 cheese"
>*tap* miss *tap* *tap* *click*
>*all look at eachother uncomfortably*
>"greaaaaat thanks....."
>"that's okay" *give camera back*

is that the TIK THOT who dances half naked to n*g songs?

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>this entire post
You're a fucking hero my man

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Take a picture because there's no way I'd be able to get away with looking for lewds on their phone, stacies are too hyper aware of what that looks like

>agree
>turn on front facing camera
>pretend to take their photo
>actually take photo of myself
>give back her phone
>run

imagine their reaction

imagine if one sits on my lap

>Take phone
>Enter photo library
>Mass delete the entire thing
>Take picture
>Hand phone back
>Run

>being nervous
You're basically an elderly man to them

They probably think you're their school principal

>sure
>you kids nowadays need to have everything on a photograph
>how do you use this junk?
>*snap*
>yup
>here you go
>finger_covering_lens.jpeg
>*sipps*

>four tween girls and not a single selfie stick between them
Implausible

>take phone
>turn it off, pretending I thought it was a camera button
>watch her type in her PIN or Password
>"Oh, okay. The red button, got it."
>run away with both the phone and PIN
>???
>profit
Of course, with the advent of the dumb fucking fingerprint lock, it doesn't work anymore.

I'll have the one on the left, please

Could've at least posted a boomer holding a camera.
>*sips*
Kids these days put no effort on their shitposts...