>be PFC
>walking to the PX after work to get some snacks before a fun night of Xbox
>white unmarked bus pulls up next to me
>door slides open, it's a Marine Captain in the driver seat
>"Hey there Devil dog, get on my bus right now, rah?"
>Confused, and too scared to ask, I board the Captain's bus
>On-board there's 7 other E1 - E2s. Nobody is sitting together. None of us know eachother.
>I sit down and try to ask one of the other PFC's what's going on
>"I don't know man, I was just walking to the chow hall and the Captain told me to get in. I don't want to get NJP'd so I did"
>I ask the PFC where we're going
>"I said I don't know! I'm scared. I've been here for 30 minutes, nobodys said a word. I think we're being kidnapped."
>we drive around for another 45 minutes picking up random E1 - E3s around base
>Once the bus is full of 20 - 25 junior Marines, the Captain drives us far off base
>Captain suddenly stops the bus. He stands up
>He takes off his pants, so he's wearing nothing but silkies. No shirt. Just silkies and boots.
>the half naked Captain looks at all of us breathing heavily
>"Alright Marines. Time for group PT, let's get off the bus and get this workout started."
>text my family that I love them
Be PFC
Thanks for the boring fake read boot
>Not embracing the suck
ISHYDDTIMMC
>be me
>pfc because njp'd on faggoty hazing charges
>eas the fuck out in six, terminal in 4
>only reason i'm getting terminal is because i told them i'd haze the platoon until somebody got crippled if i didn't get it
>ood pulls up
>some cumstain from another unit because i'm walking to the px
>hey debil
>hey go fuck yourself, boot
>EY MARINE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
>how about you climb up my rack and fucking start over
>get put on barracks duty indefinitely while waiting another njp
>like i give a fuck
Why do people with no experience in the military think an officer is the ultimate authority
Cool story boot.
You sound like a real motivator. I have a feeling you might not be able to get you max pull ups.
i max my pullups but deliberately get 95 crunches to piss off my platoon sergeant
YEAH 28 US MARINES PULLING UP IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS
HELICOPTERS LANDED
RAM RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE UNDER LOCKDOWN
US MARINES ARE GONNA FUCK RAM RANCH COWBOY BUTTS
LOOKING FOR PRINCE HARRY
GONNA FUCK PRINCE HARRYS BUTT
YEAH
WILD BUFF
COOL US MARINES
GONNA FUCK SOME COWBOY BUTTS
>ISHYDDTIMMC
i sure hope you didnt do that in my marine corp
Only pussy neverserved's wouldnt strip down to silkies and boots and haze the shit out of the Bootain.
If you don’t eas a PFC, were you really a marine?
>gonna fuck some army wives while the dog cucks are in town for training
Ftfy, bitch.
You can only be a true Marine with a couple black marks.
t. EAS'd non-rec for sgt after getting shitfaced and getting in a fight at the smoke pit when I was like 3 months from picking up sgt
You were one of those guys, surprised he didn't haze your ass.
Ranger panties > silkies
Also so many boots fuck off your not cool.
Based and silkie pilled. I lift exclusively in my silkies.
What years were you in new friend?
Shutup gayass dogface faggot, this is a Marine thread, not some fake wannabe Marine thread.
>wannabe Marines are anyone in the shmarmy
whoosh
Shut the fuck up Reddit Fag
You'll be clogging up the Army soon when you can't make it past SGT.
Nah fuck that.
I thought about it but I saw how gay and shitty all yalls shit is so I said "hard pass on that gay shit bro".
Still considering taking up the DIA on that CI offer though.