So anons what weird/unusual hobbies/skills do you have that you don't tell other people?

So anons what weird/unusual hobbies/skills do you have that you don't tell other people?

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I can play jews harp.

i really enjoy data hoarding and archival and internet history. and collecting rare/obscure media like development builds of games and stuff like that.

its not weird or unusual, but i try to avoid telling people im good at fixing comps because inevitably they'll ask me to fix their shit for free and i can't be bothered, fuck off

I can read and write Theban (runic alphabet created hundreds of years ago)

I make Youtube videos for a gorey slasher game that I never tell people about because it would give them a bad impression of me.

I can masturbate with my left hand (I'm right handed)

I really like rivers and water flow in general, sometimes I just stay there by a small river or creek and think about life for hours

This i have a river in my backyard and its so peaceful in the summer at dusk

I write selfinsert MLP fanfics, some with mature content and i ofthen tell those stories as a D&D campaign but the ponies are replaced with random fantasy races. They are really good if i leave out the marie sue character i am and replace it with a group of adventurers but the whole time i know its me. Nobody even knows im into mlp.

I often spend weekends laying in my room with the lights off, blinds closed, listening to black metal for 6+ hours straight.

I don't think it's something people want to hear

i know how to knit, btw i'm doing it rigth now

I spend most of my free time posting on Jow Forums

uncanny ability to find rare porn.

i love telling people that because one out of five people that asks you will be a female and you can scrub her pc for nudes of herself
always works

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i cockfight for a living and raise gamefowl to participate in cockfighting.

I mark Buildings of the same type (those made in the GDR) in Google Earth when i want to calm down

What purpose have you learnt it for

I have a 5 gallon tank dedicated to my 20 bladder snails that are going to lay eggs soon

How's that malaria treating you?

Ay a fellow right-handed writer but left-handed fapper

I'm really good at seing what people are doing on their phone without them noticing, I've seen so many facebook conversations

I collect my fingernails, and I like using the clipping to clean dust from my electronics.
I'm also skilled at flossing with a flossing stick using only my mouth and tongue.