/fph/

Stop getting my hopes up ;_;

On a related note, have anons ever drunk 1980 kcals in wine alone?

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.......... what the FUCK is an infinifat, holy shit, people are becoming monsters, literal godzillas are roaming the streets

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Hell on earth user. It's hell on earth.

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Probably in college. How many calories are in a box of wine?

9 cups of wine / 3 cups per bottle = 3 whole bottles of wine

Fucking hell, is she an aquatic species of lipids?

Also, >tracking your medications in a calorie counting application

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Married to a very jealous mid fat.
I can still pick her up and body slam her onto the bed.
Just got a new mattress too.
Gadoosh!

when clothing cut from bed sheets is a more reasonable proposition than skipping the morning donuts

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does anyone have that one post about DKA? been looking for it forever to remind me of the horrors of getting fat

Jesus, what has she done to herself?

wtf. i looked this up thinking it couldn't possibly be real

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those are some tiny ass wine bottles my dude

One thing is undeniable, men don't get together and cope hard about how it's okay to be obese. It's a woman only thing, which proves these women are dumb. That being said, I love my mother and she's the best woman I've ever met

>infini-fats
New search term anyway, thanks for that.

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I checked some cheap ass wine on my local shop's website. They say 700 kcals in 1 liter.
So user is entirely correct. Bitch drank three whole bottles! The fuck?

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western civilization is truly done and over

One time you'll get it right. Keep trying user, i belive in you.

lmao

We live in a timeline in which we're going to see her and Tess and Big Fat Fabulous Life die before our eyes.

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Maybe she's drinking really sweet wines? Or sangria? But even that probably wouldnt be too much higher than 1000cals / bottle.

>1004 g of carbs
Holy shit

I'm at a loss, man. I guess fat happened.

>SuperFat
>trademarked

you could simplify
>1kg of carbs

Fortified wines like Port can get up to 1200Kcals/750ml

what is going on in there

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Based billy poster

Shouldn't it just be gesund?

Yeah but who is going to drink 9 cups of port?

Well they aren't exactly known for their calorie counting abilities, so that might be at play here too.

Tumour? Please let it be a tumour.

No.

UNNNSKINNY BOP

MOTHERFUCKER user TEN YEARS WITHOUT THAT SONG IN MY HEAD AND IT CAME STRAIGHT BACK AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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my guess is extreme pannus lymphedema

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>Supplements: Hyper, happy, pressure, supressor
what the fuck?

>be me
>former fatass
>started training hard and fasting
>lost over 100 lbs
>still only eating1 meal a day to get shredded for summer
>work in office full of fatties
>they're all lazy cunts who hardly work and are a burden on the company
>always talk about how they want to lose weight but still eat a bunch of donuts and sugary coffee every day
>last friday of each month office throws a party with beer and pizza
>fast for 2 days beforehand
>show up to party and eat basically 2 entire XXL pizzas alone
>make sure to do this in front of fatties
>talking with fat squad later on
>gets comments like "wow user how do you eat so much and stay thin?!"
>shrug and say "just genetics I guess, I have a fast metabolism"
>mfw

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Holy shit. Imagine eating an entire 1kg bag of sugar in a day. Mental.

> Lard information council

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Trust me, you’re gonna love this

Notice this person skipped lunch and afternoon snacks and STILL managed to pack over 5000 cals in a single day. I got sleepy just by looking at the intake

Mark Rippetoe wrote this.

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>infini-fat

>cups of wine
Who the fuck measure wine in cups?

STOP IT NOW GOKU

> Two McChicken and a Mcdouble

Didn't one of the big (4u) fat acceptance models die recently? Around a few months or a year ago?

A fat lady's testimonial using Alli, a drug that blocks absorption of fat in the gut. A long read but worth it.

A few highlights
>she was shitting all over public places
>airplanes, picnic tables, etc
>warns others not to wear white pants when the shitstorms come
>complains about children being "cruel" when a full grown woman blasts orange poop oil everywhere

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That's Amberlynn Reid

About 5 years ago, she started a weight loss channel on Youtube at around 350 lbs (maybe a little higher) and is currently around 570. She yo-yoed around the 370s-380s for the first few years of her channel, but gained about 200 lbs in the past two years.

She has posted publicly 3-7 times a week since she started to update followers about her "weight loss journey" and is a truly fascinating case study of the mentality of a lot of fat people because of it.

Outside of that, she's a genuinely despicable person who is abusive to her pets, lies almost constantly (including claiming that her aunt kicked her out because she's fat), has made false rape accusations that have been debunked, and just generally blames everyone but herself for her situation..

Most recently, she went to a weight loss doctor and gave up on the plan in less than a day because supposedly, he told her not to eat vegetables (he didn't; he told her not to eat carb-dense veggies since the diet was low carb), and had her eating too much sodium (he said 1-2 servings of beef jerky per day would be a good snack and her dumb ass thought that an entire bag was a serving).

I stumbled across a channel on YouTube criticizing her back in January and since then she's become a combo of motivation and a great source of schadenfreude entertainment for me. She's a train wreck that deserves everything that happens to her and I love to hate her.

I don't think any of the major ones died, Whitney Thore is supposedly going to have another season and Tess's death would've been something that Jow Forums wouldn't let pass unnoticed.

Still have a few that did die.

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>get bitch, open window
>stupid hollister model forgot my pull up

>most people eat 5000 calories a day
>these people are within normal weight range

What's the fucking routine to make that my daily?

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hahahaha these are the best
Got any more like this, where they die?

>t. Amberlynn Reid

Based, also me too. Ive been a happy subscriber for close to a year

Weight loss journey
gains 200lbs

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You cannot lose it all without first gaining it all. Nietzsche said it I think.

Sometimes you have to gain everything before you can truly succeed at losing.

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Based. Is her girlfriend a feeder?

> close your mouth
If only she could follow her own advice

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You're going to have to grow about 3 feet.

>why hello mister movie clerk, no I don't have any 5 course meals being smuggled in!

Dafuck am I looking at here?

>hard work bad dont be work hard or you feel bad
Are these people mentally in middle school?

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i think she has multiple routes.. gf, housemate, delivery, online feeders who get off on the free shit they send her.

I used to have a whole folder of FA deaths, lost it on an old computer. There was one in particular I'm trying to find where a NAAFA member died and they set up a memorial fund to buy scooters for underprivileged fat people.

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Fuck, I've seen that one many times and never saved it.

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her tits so fat they're self-censoring

It is her?
notyourgoodfatty.com/naafa-fat-activist-dies-at-the-age-of-55/
There is a link to a GoFundme

> we made waves together

seismic waves kek

>fuckyouism
Ah yes, the self-aware, self-hating branch of hedonism.

Finish the story user! You know the aftermath of what happened at the next party.

From what I can tell she's the feeder because her gf is also gaining loads of weight.

Nein bakka senpai
Ganz geil, go fuck yourself

>infini-fat

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It would be difficult for me to resist hacking that blob apart with a filet knife.

this is just sad man, these people need help

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That must be one of the most cursed images I've ever seen.

>Only does 10 reps at a time
Not going to make it broseph, for a multitude of reasons.

Every girlfriend she's had has also been morbidly obese (although small enough to fit in a car to buy her fast food)

T-that'd be absolutely crazy haha.

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I rarely do 10 reps, usually stuff I do I do 8 or like 20

I did 10 reps on a lot of stuff friday because this post just to spite her

Top kek

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>we cannot operate you are to fat, you must lose weight before an operation is possible
>they only offered me weight loss support when i got cancer... this is fat shaming!
Jesus Christ

Good thing we won WW2 though

I'm 6'2 and muscular and I could swing 5k on workout days, I do long workouts though

probably closer to 3k on other days though

sounds like amds infinity fabric kek

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> inside the lanklet pit