Were able to upgrade your regular gf into a mommy gf?

Shit dude. Please delete this right away

Why?
I figure everyone can laugh at me to make their lives even a little bit better in the moment.

user is getting feels!

Burn the coal pay the toll nigger lover.

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I wish I had a mommy gf. My brother once told me that cuz I don't have a lot going for me and cause of my personality/disposition I should ideally be with a caring and patient type of older girl. And that's what got me to warm up to the idea of mommy gfs. But I am a special needs person and I need somebody who is patient and understanding because I can't look after myself.

whomst is ausfag and wants a mummy gf

mommy gf's are life

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mommy gf's are love

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No it's cute. You're cute.

I tried but she literally said "I'm sick of acting like your fucking mom" and tried to dump me but I cried and made her feel bad so she stuck with the relationship for another year before finally dumping me for good
Was 9 years ago and been single since

What's the app called so I can escape my hellish life

Need a gf like this):
Hbhhb

>black big tiddy goth mommy gf
Nice. I went to high school with a black big tiddy goth grill... she would grind on my lap daily, and call my phone or webcam with me and start masturbating, yet she'd reject my advances... complete mindfuck. Can't remember if I ever told her about my diaper fetish or wanting a mommy gf... or maybe I just showed her dick. I did one of those three, and she didn't even really bother to respond with anything other than "o.o"... and she ended up moving to like Georgia or something later that year. Feels bad man. I just can't believe black goths actually exist. I mean they don't even exist in general where I live so it was really novel.
>Tfw she sometimes wore a vibrator to school
Those were the days.

>Hbhhb
Poor user was instantly smothered under mommy gf pussy RIPIP

That shit is nasty, you nigger

>gf lets me call her mommy
she likes to have me crossdress and calls me her little girl. she isn't actually older than me, but she's taller and stronger than me, so it's not too hard to pretend

i'm sorry user. what did you try getting her to do?

How does one acquire a mommy gf? oreganoblox

Don't try to make someone into a mommy gf. I was a virgin and met another virgin here and we moved in together. Guess what happened? He expects me to be his mommy while he sits on his ass all day doing nothing. The sex is bad. I do chores all day. Just treat her like a fucking partner, mommy gf fetishes are shit and she'll resent you in the long run.

All I want is a mommy gf who edges and teases me until I have to beg her for release and still won't get it until her needs are attended to first.

Lol, I dont expect my mommy gf to act like an actual mom by doing my chores and shit, thats legitimately pathetic. Its like a sexual roleplay but she will also act maternal and motherly when one of us is feeling sad or wants some affection. Theres a lot of nursing and cuddling and she acts like shes in charge sometimes. She calls herself mommy and me her babyboy. Plus the sex is erotic as fuck.

Tbh I think it was called Fet Life, but I just spent a couple minutes and couldnt find it on the App Store. That sucks because you could actually search people Tinder style by the kind of fetish you were looking for, and Mommy was an option on there. Like 90 percent of those women were sugar mommy bots trying to scam you, but lots of them were real. I was sexting with a couple women who were into hardcore femdom and would let me call them mommy before I met this girl. I was a degenerate out of self-hatred and a nihilistic need for hedonism, but my mommy gf completely cured that by being an incredible lover and partner. She has legitimately made me happier than I ever thought possible. Its kind of insane, its like I went my whole life not knowing I was blind but now I can see.

Completely writing off most of the worlds women because you are racist is sad and pathetic. Ill enjoy my happiness, you can rot in your hatred.

Something like pic related?
t. Permavirgins

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Those are new captions, that's nice

Not really. I couldnt find any pictures online that looked her. Shes a bit thiccer than that with straightened hair. The clothes are correct though and so is the makeup.

amazing soundtrack by johnny greenwood as well

jesus, most 50 year olds don't look THAT bad, jesus fuck, must be a smoker.

Dude, trust me. Delete this. It's embarrassing. I've been there too man.

This is damn cute. I want a young bf to nurture and help become a real adult, god damnit.

>tfw no sub bf to treat like an absolute slut

I tend to get feelings for my boyfriends, plus they're usually not into the "let me slap you until you cry" thing. Fml

Where perchance do you live?

Middle america. No one's here.

I'm just gonna share my discord for any mommies who want to chat me up :3

Jejune#9373

You cannot. Even if you were the chaddest Chad to ever lift, had more money than Warren Buffet, and a dick that put a horse to shame, and could get literally any woman you could ever want anywhere in the world you could not have a mommy gf, because they don't exist. Women don't even want to take care of their actual biological children, why would they take care of a grown-ass man?

If you want to keep a woman you make her do nothing. Literally. Make sure she knows that you can take care of both yourself and her handily and that you can leave her at any time with zero consequences. Never falter, even if you're deathly ill and puking blood you keep going and don't let her so much as go to the store for you.

Only an idiot would expect anything but crying and bitching from a woman in the first place.

I wish
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I used to go out with a girl who was 27 (I was 21 at the time). She was very caring and liked cuddling. Didn't work out in the end though, but it was pretty based. Lost my virginity to her so it might have screwed me up sexually so I'm more attracted to older girls now. She was a bit odd, liked hanging out naked and had some family drama going on at the time.

>says "You're mine" all the time
>likes playing with my balls
>creampies only, calls it draining me

Pretty nice.

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How big of an age difference are you looking for?

Not this reddit shit again. Fuck off. Go back to rebbit with your gay attention whoring. McFucking kill you are selves

Hush. Your'e scaring the cute boys away.

>doesn't know the only mommy gfs are fat, smelly pieces of shit

your delusions end here user

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>other women flirts with user
Oh I get it, this is once again only for Chads.

I was just beeing myself and apparently I'm just a kid at heart

I want to feel safe, and loved, and cared about. I need a nurturing and emotionally supportive woman to help heal my jaded broken heart.What I am looking for is a partner who is kind, nurturing, gentle, and understanding. But also firm and strong willed enough to give me serious pushes to become the best person I possibly can be.

Give mommy plz

Faggot. You think anybody cares about you or your pathetic life? You wallow in your own misery because you're a lazy piece of shit, but still feel the basic human need to have a companion. Utterly disgusting.

All I expect from my MUMMY GF IS TO CHANGE ME AFTER I GO BOOM BOOM!!!

>You wallow in your own misery because you're a lazy piece of shit, but still feel the basic human need to have a companion. Utterly disgusting.
No more than Jow Forums in general mind you.

You're not wrong honestly. I wish someone would kill me because I can't be assed to do it myself.

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Woah, why all the hostility dawg? I just want a sexy and bodacious mommy gf to snuggle and watch anime cartoons with. If you can't jam with that get the fuck outta my space. Don't piss me off. I'm close to leveling up and you look like just enough EXP.

I was banned from Jow Forums for using that word. My first ban ever. The mods here are weird.

hello i'd like a mommy gf to shower with attention and love and talk almost every day barring when she's super busy with stuff and give her lots of cuddles and cook with her and love her with all my heart thank you

Are you a grill?
oreganoly

Goth girls were fat and had a bad character. I don't know were the goth gf meme came from but as long as I remember goth girls were just like fujos but with vampires

I don't want a literal mom who will do everything while i sit around and do nothing.
I want a more experienced girl who likes to be affectionate and wants to see me become the best me i can be.
Also Its a nice bonus if she wants me to eat her out multiple times a day.

I would like to be a mommy gf but without being called mommy. I don't mind lactating and letting my partner suck on my breasts until he fell asleep

Ok but are you gonna drop any contact info or are you just going to be a teasing little slut?

but calling someone mommy is the best part ;_;
tfw the thought of calling someone mommy and hugging her waist on my knees gives me warm fuzzies inside

My gf is the big tiddy (H cups even though she's not fat, it's amazing) goth gf I never knew I wanted, though she's not actual goth, she just likes to wear black. I'm going to lose my v-card to her in a couple days because she made a comment in passing about having to go on the pill.

>regular gf
Yeah, gotta get one of those first, but I live in a dating wasteland and I'm an introvert besides. Anyway, I don't really want a mommy, exactly, just a girl with whom I'm otherwise compatible who is into ANR.

Even if I wanted to, these are fun to read but I have absolutely no idea how to generate one.

Its a template you save and edit in ms paint or your art software of choice.

This blows that the app don't exist anymore. FUCK. I know they have a website but I don't think its like what you described. I could be wrong I only was there once. I'm very happy for you man. May you both be extrodinarily happy and degenerate.

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I know, I get that part. It's the coming up with the random phrases and descriptors that I can't figure out. Like, I could come up with a list of characteristics, I guess, and scatter them about, but coming up with a bunch of stock phrases I just can't do because I don't think I have any. I can't explain this properly.

Where do I go to find a mommy gf? I am not good at meeting people or interacting with others.

> Completely writing off most of the worlds women

Actually, black females are a fairly small percentage of the females, anywhere but Africa Jamaica, and Haiti. In the United States for example, they are 1/8 of the female population. Removing 13% of the females from your dating pool, leaves 87% still in it.

Thanks man, I appreciate that! Good luck on your search for a perfect partner!

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.original

>black
>big tiddy
>goth
>mommy
so gross for fucks sake

These other anons jelly
I hope you get paizuri every day user
God speed, hail satan

I'd ask why the hell I can't meet someone like you in real life, but the answer probably is that I'm an introvert, dating sites are a sick joke, and this isn't the sort of thing you can just put on a dating profile for the most part anyway. Sigh.

My ex did not appreciate when I tried to suck her nipples. Screw that bitch.

I can smell the cock on your breath from here

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Calling me a teasing little slut is just asking to be spanked and disciplined, boy.
No. I don't fetishize these things because I want children and will feel disgusted of they call me mommy and my husband does the same thing casually.
I dunno, I don't exactly go out much myself or put this out on the display either.

>Calling me a teasing little slut is just asking to be spanked and disciplined, boy.
Try me. I'm nobody's bitch.

You talk big game, sweetheart. It's really cute.

>want fat, milky tit gf
>don't want mommy roleplay
I'm just thirsty, I guess. Mommy stuff is weird to me.

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Wait, why are you calling me cute? Now I'm confused.

Because you're trying so hard to be disobedient.

Oh... But I'm not trying. This is just who I am. Good luck trying to break me down :P

So you just like being a brat? Cute

>Spanked and disciplined
h-hot
What kind of discipline?

Is that what it's called? Cool. I like that. So are we gonna chat or email or anything?

Sure. Leave your form of contact.

Alright. My post was earlier in the thread. Here it is.

You should greentext how it goes, user

>the teasing chad got the milky gf
I'm never gonna make it

Not with that attitude, little bitch boy

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I hope I can have one
Maybe one day

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