>mom found creatine syringe
Mom found creatine syringe
Robert King
Isaac Torres
Try to calm her down before she calls the gym, you dont wanna be known as Creatine Chris believe me
Evan Davis
>living with your mom still
>giving a fuck about what your parents say past the age of 18
Underage b&.
Adrian Walker
Fuck oh god
Cameron Scott
>doing creatine
careful you don't pull and Elliot user, i heard he was on that stuff
Noah Barnes
>mom added my favorite protein powder to the shopping list
Logan Stewart
Thinking wasting your money on rent without a need to and respecting your parents is Adulthood™
Evan Parker
> it's strawberry
Hudson Evans
>current year
>still injecting the 'tine
PHYSICALLY and SPIRITUALLY incapable of making it
Eli Smith
>mom found the whey powder
Mason Perry
>dad found the squat beads
Hudson Ortiz
>they found the BCAAs
Logan Walker
>sister stole my squat plug again
Jonathan Lee
mfw this actually happened to me in highschool before I was able to drive
Jonathan Gutierrez
>mom found heroin spoon
Carson Ortiz
CUT RUINED
Landon Scott
>cutting on heroin
>not cutting on meth
Nathaniel Reed
What kind of creatine are you using? I've never heard of injectable creatine or protein powders
Ayden Russell
>I've never heard of injectable creatine
you have to be 18 to post on this website
Colton Mitchell
Quick, kill that bitch
Then breed her dead body
Carter Parker
unironically this, when u come off heroine you gain fuck loads of fat.
Meth is where its at, plus you get amped for the gym unlike kike heroine where ypu get lazy
Jack Bailey
>mom found the lifting gloves
Aiden Scott
>Not injecting 3 creatines as preworkout.
It’s like you don’t even want gains.
Luis Turner
be careful with that shit OP, I lost one of my best friends in highschool that way
Dominic Perez
>injecting 3 whole creatines
Don't do that, my cousin did that it made mustard gas. Melted his face right off. Made some sick gains though, ngl
Owen Sanchez
It's over for u boy
Nathaniel Edwards
>dad's hot milf gf tugged me off this morning again
>No motivation to lift
Ngmi
Charles Allen
>mom found my dildo
I'm a guy how the hell am I suppose to explain that
Jace Rodriguez
Tell her u use it on a girl or that u r gay
Robert Edwards
Lucky user
Jeremiah Sullivan
Wait is the original versions of these ads implying that if the guy paid her MORE than 15 dollars, then it's normal and fine?
Jayden Scott
>mum found my cum sock
Jeremiah Ward
Nathan Ross
mom found the sebum turtle
Eli Lee
>2019
>not mixing your creatine with meth, diluting it slightly with water before pumping it up into your anus for maximum gains
Cameron Fisher
>mum found cocaine whey isolate
Justin Diaz
>dad found the prostate stimulator
Nolan Robinson
>not taking the 'Tine Zeen Enema for MAXIMUM GAINS
Kayden Young
>dad found the Piana altar
Nolan Ramirez
>procedes to revere it together with you
we make offerings of scoops together now
Michael King
>mom found the 5th scoop
Bentley Edwards
>mom found the sup stack
How am I supposed to explain having caffiene, ephedrine, yohimbine, ginseng, b vitamins, snuss, phenibut, kratom, fenugreek, SARMs, nootropics, yerba mate, prune juice, colostrum, bear bile, ZMA, animal pak, super male vitality, werthers originals, brain force plus and mutant mass in my gym bag? Maybe just one but i think shes gonna kick me out bros
Carson Baker
yeah $16 a pop and maybe a tip
Benjamin Davis
>mom found the gym membership card
James Howard
>mom found the whey enema
Liam Green
>Stack of the gods
>Not fucking your mom
You skipped a step there
Michael Martinez
>mom found the fish oil bong
Christopher Gray
Do you need PCT after a RAD140 cycle?
Kayden Morales
Oh god, that is grim.
Ethan Kelly
>mom found the cum room
Juan Ortiz
>Mom ate my protein sock
Cooper Butler
>mum found poop shelf
Mason Howard
>Mom found cum drawer
Colton Evans
>mom found the cum bucket
Leo Wilson
>mom found the Bill drawer
Nicholas Taylor
i know this is a meme thread but my mom found my test needles and now she wont talk to me
Lucas Bennett
Is it cuz you're too big
Joseph Foster
no i forgot to throw them out so she found them when she was snooping i guess
Oliver Nguyen
>Mom found Luigi blanket