If you can't tell what she is saying, you have the autism

Oh alright, wow I really have to agree with her on that one. She's a smart one, shame that there is a language barrier present here.

When she doesn't feel pretty or attractive, she puts on makeup and fake eyelashes to get people to look at her on Sears.

I'll try my best to translate
>Sometimes I just feel like a diva and put on smokey eye makeup (a makeup technique meant to really emphasize the look) and false eye lashes (girls put on these pretty often these days to have longer and thicker lashes) just to turn people's heads seeing how beautiful I look when I'm at Sears (whatever that is I guess it's some market in US like Walmart )

She says she likes to put on lots of makeup for when she gives blowjobs out in the sears parking lot.

This is complete babble to me. I'm okay with that.

She talks about the holocaust and that to her math only two jews were killed.

Sometimes she just feels like going all-out on her makeup routine (feel so extra). She completes a whole smokey eye (semi-difficult and generally reserved for nighttime affairs makeup) routine and puts on false lashes (same deal) although she isn't going to any of the fancy places people usually apply that much makeup for. Instead, she is only going to her job at Sears, working the register.

if you can tell what she's saying, you're probably a faggot transexual or beta support squad

Have I become old enough to not understand wtf younger people are saying?

Who the fuck goes to sears in 2019?

Looks like I'm normal, boys.
Is this a reliable autismo test?

>le bourgoisie

the poor are the new decadent class, corpulent and hypnotized by the media. democrats and lobbyists, fast food companies, hollywood, pornographers, are all cooperating to create dependent, consumption-oriented woman-brained faggots. infantile regression into games and fantasy, fashion-obsession, drug abuse, these are the only things that make any interested, organized parties money. handout-dependent, baby-murdering, de-sexed consumer products who vote blue and don't have the balls to question the ACTUAL authority figures in their lives.

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Well, to be fair she posted it in 2016. I imagine being a cashier at Sears even then involved almost no work all shift long

This, I only have a B1 in english

>HAAAAAAAAAA
>origigigizzle

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Media,democrats,lobbyist,fast food companies,hollywood... all owned by the bourgoise who are spreading degeneracy point proven

I waste too much money on makeup :P

not giving a shit what some random slut on twitter says is narcissism?

she's goth, nobody gives a fuck about whatever the fuck she's saying.

Sometimes she wears more makeup than usual while working a Sears.

But Sears is dead. So is she attracting boomers?

Not knowing am*rican vernacular doesn't mean you're autistic, but basically she's saying "Sometimes I feel like putting on more effort than normal so I do extra fine makeup and put on false eyelashes just for my cashier job at Sears"

I don't know what "feel so extra means" but if you have an iq over 80 you can use context clues to realize she likes putting on makeup just to wear at her shitty wagekek job

I agree with this, but if you think Trump and cuckservatives aren't part of the (((establishment))), then you're honestly retarded.

I like the complaint about keeping people uneducated while simultaniousely killing off all the educated people.

TRANSLATION:
"sometimes I feel like going overboard and putting on extra makeup and false-eyelashes ("club makeup") just to my job as a Sears cashier"

>I work at Sears, as a cashier. Sometimes, before going to work, I decide I would like to put on more makeup than usual: smokey eyeshadow and false eyelashes.
I grew up around these types, so it's easy to understand what they're saying. It's just a matter of the dialect people within your environment choose to use.

How to find a slacker fasnionista girl like the OP?

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>Sears
how long until she's out of a job?

Music festivals. They'll fuck you regardless of if they have a boyfriend. Trick is to listen to their drama and talk with them/hang out without talking about sex for like 2-3 weeks.
>If you are not a Chad, don't try fucking them in the first few weeks because you'll blow it

hol up... you are recommending becoming a beta orbiter for the first two weeks?

>beta orbiter
Nobody who gets pussy unironically uses these terms. I'm telling you to make friends with easy whores.
Being a friend with someone means not seeking sex. If it's a whore, they'll throw themselves at you in time (music festival/anime con girls are always whores), if it's not, you have a friend that has other female friends which will take interest in you.
An "orbiter" is someone that's desperation reeks off of them like bad BO. You need to come across as completely uninterested in whores to get their attention, not text them every day desperate for attention.

It means she's a nice person who cares about making people have a good experience at a chain store even though she's just a cashier. She probably smiles at every customer too.

She is saying I hate her

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My bad, from the thumbnail I thought that was the gas chambers at Aushwitz

I have the autism, but so does she

She puts on an extraneous amount of makeup for her job at seats

Leave it to a social media user to not understand capitalism I guess. I'm gonna go eat food because it's available now.