/britfeel/

>all my friends

Fuck off your not a robot Cunt

Gonna lose my beer belly. All you have to do is hit the gym and it goes away in no time I'm sure.

Probably even faster if you go to an expensive gym.

Shut the fuck up and go back to your shitty discord servers you fucking trannie

>birthday just over 2 months ago
>no one said happy birthday
>no presents
>no cards

you should sign up for 2 expensive gyms so it will go away twice as fast

this was quite the journey lad

>play mysterious girl

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Another threatening letter than the Student Loan Company demanding I update my 'employment details'.
These triggered wagies just don't know how it behaves towards us euphoric NEETs.

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Feel really low all of a sudden lads. I blame that episode of Game of Thrones.

How do I lose bitch tits?

I doubt it matters much, but happy late birthday user

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:( was it really that bad?

what do you have planned for tomorrow?

I went for a tour of an expensive gym once and it was full of older blokes who were all fat as fuck. Wasn't really a top advert desu.

There's a burger I met in TF2 years ago that I talk with most days but that's it, and has been for about five years. Absolutely nothing IRL beyond fleeting chat in classes.

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>my birthday
>one friend messages me happy birthday
>the other two were my mum and auntie
>my twin brother has 20+ people post happy birthday on his facebook alone

>chav
>joins discord
Doesn't sound right to me lad.

actually 0 friends or acquaintances
I don't even carry a mobile phone.
such is the uni-neet life

Good evening, how has your day been? I really enjoyed the warm weather. I went outside to the library and studied for a bit, then went to the park, then went out to get chips from the chippy, then went shopping and bought myself a packet of fudge. While I was out I felt like some people were giving me evil looks, especially from women. Also this happened:

>walking along the street
>a male/female couple pass by me
>a woman goes past in the opposite direction
>the woman turns around and calls out to the couple
>'Why are you looking at me like that? I live round the corner so don't look at me like I'm a fucking tramp'
I think the heat is getting to people

Anyone know where I can download the leaked GoT episode?

>uni-neet

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Yeah he didnt have a clue what he was doing on it

Its funny though chavs are getting more advanced like some of them have steam and YouTube accounts

eating pizza wizza with cider and watching 1990 Hamlet with Mel Gibson

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I think it was just the atmosphere of impending doom lad. Not much really happens with the episode.
No plans at all. Need to do some laundry and that's about it. You got much on for your bank holiday?

How are you all enjoying the current arcs?

I think you're confusing NEET with hikikomori, and even then you'd be wrong.

That sports direct mug in the window. Holy shit. Best mug.

scea must be inconsolable

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>uni-neet life

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Sounds like you were glaring at them and they didnt like it.

Day has been uneventful;
>Stayed in bed until afternoon
>Went to gym and did a load of squats
>New books arrived from Amazon when I got back
>Read a few chapters of one of them
>Spent rest of the day online and watching netflix

Will try to get more out of tomorrow.

>such is the uni-neet life

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UNI NEETS RISE UP

>working on a bank holiday
Fucking hell it never ends for us neets.

can i join i'm a wagieNEET

all are welcome, neetNEATS too

>all these wagie neets and uni neets and im still in training to be a neet

im always one step behind

nice numerables there
you shall be known as apprenticeNEET

>NEET
Not in Employment, Education or Training'
>NEAT
Not in Education, Actuallyis or Training
you're all silly billies

Aye lad. Fortunately Lyra's still best poni.

Threads off to a top start lads, sat here chortling

>chortling
alri Dennis the Menace

not him but, guffawing at this

seething at the lad whos guffawing at the lad whos chortling tbqh

CJ from eggheads is dying of AIDS lol

>tfw NEAT soon to be NEET

Is that the murderer Egghead?

>be raging alcoholic
>hold down an ok job so money isn't an issue
>regular at the local pub
>meet grill
>shes nice, likes vidya etc, eventually becomes my gf
>she almost never sees me sober
>go to the gym occasionally so not obese or anything
>her brother is a straight edge lawyer trainee
>really good lad
>found out today he has bowel cancer
>she is angry that a waster like me is fine and he will be kill soon
what do?

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>be madly in love with someone that might at least fancy you but be too much of a shitebag to do anything about it

give him your bowels

I heard the angry family of the thread was extremely pleased when discovering eggheads. Then they realised it wasn't seethJ.
Oh they was miffed.

yeah I think trying to clear his name bankrupted him
dirty poofter

>what do?
Be there for her when she needs it, but give her distance if she needs that.

Shes not angry at you, but at the ''injustice'' of the situation her family is in.

nah fuck that, I like being a degenerate. offered him money, but he wants it to go charity for some reason. Told him I donated but drank it lel

Always found that story a bit odd. Admitted killing someone then denied it. What an odd thing to even lie about _IF_ it was a lie.

skwish honk lads

youtube.com/watch?v=rn2Y1r8uLZ4

>'Why are you looking at me like that? I live round the corner so don't look at me like I'm a fucking tramp'

Ayy! Yeah, YOU! Fink am a tramp lass, do ya yeah? Sayin' av got a ripe tuna n sweetcorn baguette fanny?

Subscribed to this bloke the other month. Really enjoying these sorta things on youtube. Takes me back to like 2004 era newgrounds life.

The UK is fucking finished.
A united Ireland is on the horizon. Scotland will want independence next. The economy is going
to be rocky this next decade. Immigration will
still go up and up. The chasmic gap between London and the rest of the country will continue to increase, creating tension. Social conservatism as a political force will decline as Christianity completely ceases to be a thing in England.

England will get shitter and shitter tbqh.

And the north will rise again

remember that 'scary clown' period a few years back?
v odd that

Yeah
I even remember that honk clown meme which died a few weeks back, mental

alot of these kinds of videos are becoming very feesly as of late

youtube.com/watch?v=S5NQ0_Gu1MM

The monarchy will probably end in my lifetime.
Nobody likes Charles. When Queen Liz 2 dies Canada will become a republic.

>. Immigration will still go up and up.

Yeah but itll be Indians, Africans and other Asians rather that EU folk which is what people wanted...right?

Cannot wait to emigrate to Scotland

Would you lads pay a homeless woman 5 quid to sniff her feet?

If our economy goes to shit and starts to resemble Eastern Europe a lot of the darkies will go home.
They move here because of higher wages and bennies cut of the tap and it's over.

Can't decide whether to go back to uni to do an MA, lads.
>Scholarship deadline in three weeks
>Haven't don't any intense research & this isn't blaggable.
Can't continue flopping between /ShitTier/ work and NEETdom forever
>CVs a mess so a meaningful job is off the cards.
Academia might be the only thing I'm remotely good at.

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Looks like a linkin park video, seems more zoomer than doomer

Nah lad, wages and benefits here will always be way better than India, Africa or Middle East.

Plus they'll be offered work to fill the gaps.

nah not into feets that much

Yeah I think our standard of living would need to take a fucking nose dive for that to happen.
Although they migrate to Germany and not to Ukraine for a reason

Agreed lad that one doesn't really get the vibe at all.

We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend

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Wahey lad what part are you moving to? Should we become good mates?

We're gonna look back at these videos in the same way we look at rage comics

I get that I'm watching literal meme vids and should expect slop in the recommended videos but holy fuck there are videos that are just collections of reddit comments.

Scotland has to ask permission for a referendum. During indyref the EU did not say Scotland is welcome to join. Their rhetoric was back of the line. Not sure if that will have changed. Probably not until the UK's future relationship is settled with the UK. Could be a decade away.

youtube.com/watch?v=CoiUayGiyTM

EBINLAD

>he's a smelly footfag
cringe lad

Depends what you want to do with it lad. I work at one of the big 4 accounting firms and anything more than a bachelors is a waste of time. I do some work in recruitment and the same applies to law firms as well

i miss rage comics desu, and fsjal

Well done for going to the gym, how much do you squat? And what books did you get?

Weird how 65% of immigrants never work but we still encourage it. Very interesting.

SHOP SHILLING YOUR FUCKING SHOW BASTARD BITCH

Phwor
youtube.com/watch?v=ICgmSCw0Mxg

I must have died alone
A long, long time ago
Who knows?
Not me
I never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world

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Which class are you lads from/most identify with: Middle class or working class?

Benefits class

>Ground Zeroes came out five years ago

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In the words of George Orwell, upper lower middle class

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