Fantasy larp thread, ill be the dm again

meh, your currently a low level wizard so just be reasonable with what your powers are, so you know, nothing like insta kill lightning bolts of Zeus or some bullshit like summoning tiamat

I'll take Summoner.

ok I think we have enough people to start, anyone else can join in if they feel like it, just put your class name

this time in the world of reformatories and rape dwarfs, our party finds themselves in a small town with 5 buildings
2 houses
1 store
1 government building
1 jail

I'll join OP, I'll be an Archer

I enter the jail with the party to ask for any bounties. We need beer money and our wizard is too much of a cuck to learn new spells to make us rich

Were going to the jail and release all the rape dwarves.

the jail houser tells you there is a wanted criminal in the nearby desert town, however the town is a gang base
there are no rape dwarfs in the area

you can explore the jail and talk to prisoners if you please

DM do not forsake us lowly mortals, please

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I enter the store and Rob a book of spell's

Write your class where it says "name"

We accept the bounty and head to the general store to see if we can get any (((free))) supplies

Is it a rapedwarf gang?

the owner gives you a piece of bread free of charge
maybe

Ok user,I enter the store and Rob a book of spell's

Feeling insulted by us only getting a single piece bread I take a chicken and run outside without paying for it.

you are both now wanted criminals in town until you return or pay for the stolen things (you have 1000 base gold), the shopkeeper yells at you calling you niggers

If I pick the mentalist can I use the mind magic to make myself a harem?

I wish to be a necromancer

I knock on the door of one of the houses and ask about the town, and how a village with only 2 houses can support a government building and jail

reading the book, I discovered an invisibility spell

yes but you would have to level up and train that skill, also please put your class name if you choose that class
the house owner looks at the tree in the middle of the town and doesnt answer the question
You are now invisible

We run straight to the gang of rapedwarves and offer them the chicken.

I would like to investigate the tree

there are no rape dwarfs in the area
you notice there are strange markings on the tree

Kek,I go back to the city and get all the money from the store.

I use mind magic on the tree trying to bend it to my will

I stop outside and rip the head of the chicken. Using the blood of the chicken to draw a crude summoning circle and praying to the spirit of theft I summon a black ghost and order my phantom nigger to attack the racist shopkeeper.

there is no money in the store
you learn that the tree is severely retarded and will lower your intellect the longer you try mind magic
The shopkeeper throws a watermelon at the phantom, causing it to become under control of the shopkeeper, you may fight the shopkeeper or run

Nice one wizard!
I distract the shopkeeper with racist and homophobic remarks in order to gain his favor. And apologize for any ill behavior. I suggest to the party that we all meet up outside of town to capture the wanted criminal and to perhaps start a rape dwarf harem in the process

That's very intelligent user

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I pee on the tree and try to give it nutrients so I can raise my relations with it

Can I join temporarily as an irate NPC before I go to sleep?

Ok user I follow you

the shopkeeper calms down after realizing that you are one of his own and offers you a sword
the tree lubs u now
sure user

I use my mental magic to transfer the consciousness of the shopkeeper into the tree

thanks man
Approach the wizard messing with our tree, waving a frying pan in an agressive manner

I get water and other supplies ready to go to the desert town and kill some bandits or whatever.

I accept the sword, but I'm willing to give it to another party member because my specialty is short bows. I offer the shopkeep to follow us an we'll give him any equipment we find at a discounted rate because he's a poorfag and probably wants to make profit. We guarantee his protection.

Ok Wizanon, let's wait for everyone else to pull their pants up so we can head out.

Mentalanon please undo your spell, we can use the shopkeep !

I shoot an arrow into the back of your head.

the shopkeeper seems to have changed personalities in a tard while the tree has the word nigger etched in its bark
a foe has appeared: angry cult member
run?
fight?

I'll play a Cleric of Apsu with Construct and Travel as my domains. What level do we start at, and how should we deal with stats?

DM can you draw us a shitty MS paint map so we have some orientation? Doesn't have to be perfect

I think I've been shot, so I'd like to bleed on the wizard's robes in a final act of defiance plz

Now that the tree is inside the shopkeeper I spend my time training him to fight as my squire

Fight. I want to stab him.

Reading the book of spell's I learn how to summon rats

levels and stats are more based on how much you progress in the story, no need to worry about it, ill take care of that so you guys can have some fun
the angry cult member was shot through unknown means and died and got blood on the the wizards robe

Based, I hope you've got some tide pods handy you murdering bastards!

the tard doesnt understand whats going on and laughs
you can summon rats but they do take some of your life force away each time you do it

I go to a lake to clean my robe

I use my mental magic to give his int and wisdom a buff. I use a villagers brain as a catalyst for the spell

I ask the Necromancer to assist me in calling back the soul of the cult member using the bloody robe and then binding the soul permanently into the fabric.

Can't wash bloodstains out with water my nibba

accidentally removed my name.

as you go to the lake you notice there are dead bodies underwater, your action? also you cant wash the bloodstain
there is a scream from the government building

I take my tree friend by the hand and run off into the woods with him

Why would you bleed on my robe user ?

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if you leave the party your storyline will end, are you sure?
the cult members eternally damned soul laughs at you

I go back to the city and buy a new robe

since there is no shopkeeper the shops items are yours and your partys

It seemed a good idea at the time... Now at least you'll look at that faded brown patch and think of me

I change my mind and run off with Tree-Tard to the wizard

Are there any weapons there?

Based DM

Wizanon and I go to the shop to grab some supplies and a new set of clothing. We immediately run to the government building to see what the commotion was about.

What did I get user?

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A scrubbing board I'm hoping

Thanks user,I summon a rat to help us

you meet the wizard
items received:
1 bread loaf
1 spear
1 basic lighting tome
1 elixir
1 swastika charm
1 fedora

I cast magic missile on the strange markings

I pick the swastika charm

What's the parties surgery skill? If the summoner summoned a crab man can we attach his crab pincers to tree-tard without killing him?

I take the swastika charm.

Sorry user I picked first

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you get the status: based 99, most npcs have an extreme dislike for you
you would likely need a cleric for that
the tree is destroyed and a gang of cult members begging to circle around you
Run?
Fight?

Mentalist trying to escape the game with his sex slave

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Reading the book I learn the spell of flame ball

What we do now user?

the ancient gods give you a max hp boost of 1hp
that is a bit too high power for your current state, try using a bit more magic

also sorry anons im a tree and forgot to list the number of cult members
7 surrounding you

>fight
I shoot my arrows at lightning speed to take down as many cult members as I can whilst avoiding any physical damage.

I equip the fedora from earlier.

I yell at tree-tard telling him that cultists are bad, while he attacks them i prepare to steal their intelligence and channel it into tree-tard

>Fight
I summon 3 more rats To fight

I watch the battle while eating bread.

basic magic spells*
you kill 2 members and inflict 7 damage and bleeding to member no. 3, the fedora gives you 1cm teleportation, you sustain 12 damage (hp 28/40
the tard insta kills 1 cult member and takes 1 damage 44/45
sorry user the captchas take forever

Fight. I cut them down with my blade.

I use the invisibility spell on the Archer and I

the rats inflict the aids status to the cult members
your party members are mad that you arent doing jack shit and eating
You kill 1 member and sustain 7 damage
28/35

I command Tree-Tard to take the cultists weapon and continue aiding the party, i use the fallen cultists brain to further the intelligence of tree-tard

Captchas are becoming a bitch, can we host this somewhere else

I eat one rat, hoping to regain any amount of HP.
Help us out you fatnigger

I attempt to transfer some MP to Wizanon

user you gonna get aid's don't eat it

rolling for class, random is a way of life lads

the tart gains some more intellect and now has the mind of a 5 year old

I dont want to be a discord tranny
youll get aids if you eat it

you transfer 5 mana points to the wizard
Welcome to reformatories and rape dwarfs