Imagine being born as a dog and having to lick some human dude's asshole every day after work. Fact: this actually exists. Another fact: Those poor dogs will never have a say in the matter.
Imagine being born as a dog and having to lick some human dude's asshole every day after work...
>having to lick some human dude's asshole every day after work
hot
protip: if you haven't rubbed peanut butter all over your balls and asshole and proceeded to jack off while your dog rims you, you haven't lived
Please come to Odessa Texas and be my degraded rimjob GF(male). I make 140k as a drilling engineer and you can enjoy my sweaty butthole after a day on the rig
You just made me want to get a dog, user.
>Those poor dogs will never have a say in the matter.
I mean they could just not lick the asshole
If you're castrated/female then yeah that sucks, you're just an asexual servant licking some dude's butthole because your servile doggy brain demands human approval, but if you still have your balls then you could take control of the situation by sticking your big, fat dogknot in that pervert's butthole and dragging him around his apartment. Keep doing this and he'll either stop making you lick his butthole or he'll submit to you completely, at which point you can eat food off of his plate, piss on his furniture, tear his clothes off and mount him whenever, wake him up by rubbing your smelly dog butthole on his mouth, and generally turn him into your pet instead of vice versa. Dogs leading such lives are some of the most privileged animals in existence, and they are hardly worthy of pity.
>licking some dude's butthole because your servile doggy brain demands human approval
maybe the dog just likes eating ass
Dogs love eating ass dude
t. butthurt dog abusing perv with peanut butter on his cock
the fuck is going on in this thread? what
l'm actually a dog
We're being raided by dogs
Sorry I wasn't thinking
nice hole bro. i would eat you out every day.
post a pic.
Why do you keep posting this in every thread odessafag
You just asked another guy to come to Odessa so you could go to parties and fuck Mexican girls
I seriously doubt the dog cares. It's probably licking the human on the face anyway, may as well make it a win-win
>letting a dog anywhere near your genitals
What's that one comic where this happens to a female?
>we have a rottweiler
oh no, no no no
I also really want to know the answer to this
why are dogs so creepy wtf
It's a new forced meme, some dude unironically posted it about a week ago and we've been posting variations since
Please come to Odessa Texas and be my cute dog gf. I make 140k at Halliburton as a drilling engineer and we can spend it all on treats and grooming to make you happy!