What's stopping you from getting a gf, Jow Forums? like really

fat, ugly, and stupid

hard not to be an incel when you're literally involuntarily celibate dude

hard for me to form a connection with someone, and current circumstances are limiting the possibility of meeting new people. in 6-7 months from now? probably just me being a piece of shit

Smol peener
No money
Women are cunts
The fact that I take time to post shit like this
I'm also redditfag trying to use Jow Forums
People like this
Fuck you

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>what's stopping you from getting a gf, Jow Forums? like really.
I tried having one a while ago, but I made the mistake of choosing one with whom my goals and life style did not match, since then my life has been nothing but work and studying. Things are beginning to wind down, and I think I'm ready to try again, I just need to be more careful with who I choose.

I've come to realize I can only attract chubbies

hitting on thin girls was a mistake

I don't want one. I'm afraid of opening up to someone. That, and it's only been a few months since I stopped talking to my ex. Not a good idea to talk to anyone else.

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ive had plenty in the past but watching women become more and more degenerate over the years has turned me off from dating any of them. plus i dont make much money

this
>meet a girl who hates promiscuity and clubbing
>christian and goes to church
>smokes weed all the time and drinks a lot though
Oh well. If this were the 50s she'd probably be a morphine addict

Not really attracted to anybody in my school

I lack the two things that women find most attractive. Charisma and confidence.

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Oh and I'm abit insecure about my hair desu

The thread was already threaded faggots move along
>>>>>

>thinking that women actually care about charisma and confidence.

She sounds perfect if she's not ugly. There's nothing wrong with weed

But they do, originally

I used to weight 180lbs and now I weight 290.

I'm working hard to get back to 180 by next year and then I will try to actually get a gf.

Hypergamy can only get you so far my dude. I want someone that I can love and cherish for the rest of my life.

>what's stopping you from getting a girlfriend?

What's the point?

I dont try. Im afraid I guess. I dont wanna make things awkward with girls at uni and i dont have a social life outside of it.

Fear of sexual harassment lawsuits .

I work with a few girls i find attractive who also find me attractive however sexual harassment rules are pretty clear cut. And some guy already got fored for similar bullshit .

I've asked out two coworkers and didn't get shit for it, bosses don't care

But I also work at coffee time so what do I know

I work in a public building which has an entire HR department and we even have anual seminars on harrassment and theres like 2 hour session of sexual harassment .

I'm far more in love with a fictional character than I could a real person.

A pretty girl helped me get my bank account together after I got my check last friday. She called me darling. That night I masturbated to her pegging me.

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>Nosey fucking people
>dumb bitch might be a blabber mouth
>need someone with same idealisms as me

I live in a small town and god follows me around striking me down. That was all it took

doesnt god have anything better to do

ILL FUCKING TELL YOU AND ILL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IT LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED TO ME JUST NOW IN REAL FUCKING LIFE

>on third date with a girl
>shes 18, just outta high school
>we're having a good time throughout the date, ez pz
>walk her to her car after, still chatting
>was planning to make a move
>she starts talking about how she had "fun" in high school and "got experience"
>spends like 5 minutes talking about her fucking high school sex life which I wouldn't give a fuck about if she hadn't brought it up like what the actual fuck
>give her a one arm hug, turn 360 degrees and walk away at speed

I mean why in the fuck would she tell me that shit, what the fuck dudes what the FUCK

i consciously self sabotage all my relationships

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Apparently not! Every time I find a way out a catastrophe strikes

I'm a 4 at best.

Because they're not worth the time, money, effort, or anything else.

They can get fucked.

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>5'6
>white
>5 inch dick
>3/10 at best
>no money

Pretty much why I'll be alone. I'm not physically attractive, I'm short, and I have nothing to offer a woman over any other guy. Most guys are better looking than me and have more to offer than me. And most guys uglier than me at least can offer a woman money or they have a lot of friends. In the sum total of everything, I'm ugly AND have nothing to offer a woman. There is no reason for a woman to choose me over ANY other guy out there. I offer her nothing she couldn't get more from another guy. That's why I don't even bother. Shit, women would rather share a Chad than be with a low tier guy.

IF I FUCKING KNEW I WOULD FIX IT

Apathy, clinical depression, and social anxiety/dysfunction.

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Because only egirls like me.

I have no desire. Seriously I just want to know how to care about my life. Like I don't even want to make things better I just want to know how I can start caring enough to do things? How do I make myself want to live?

Can't find any I'd want to be with+having relationships can literally destroy your life nowadays. I don't have high standards but things are so fucked up now that I haven't found anyone who matches these:

>Is nice
>Is a virgin or has a partner count of 3 or less, only has sex in long-term relationships with a person she's committed to
>Is moderately attractive (i.e. do 30 minutes of cardio 4-5 times a week and don't stuff your face with junk)

Once girls get to know me they run the fuck away
They can just sense something's wrong and that they can't fix it

I am never in any social setting ever, and if I happen to be near a woman, I have no idea what to say. Like what combination of words and actions make it so that a woman likes you? I have no idea how people communicate on even the most basic levels past "good morning" and "good bye"
My only hope is to get rich and fit. I am fit already, and the money situation is solving itself thanks to the glory of autismbux and my complete shut-in lifestyle.