Vaginas are gooey and smelly, of course

Vaginas are gooey and smelly, of course.
But were any robots really turned off by their first experience with vagina? How'd you get over it?

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My (ex) gf wanted me to eat her out. My face got within 3 inches of her vag and I pussied out no pun intended. I dont think she had very good hygiene down there and my refusal to eat her out is one reason why she broke up with me I think. I at least tried to be fair and never asked her to give me a BJ (no loss on my part since I never really wanted one).

I never want to touch one.

asshole is easier to eat.

Yes because I knew that she had sex with someone else and her pussy smelled awful

i just dont understand how my dick is supposed to go in there and feel comfortable

ive tried before but i get floppy quickly and it falls out

Smelled horrible. Either she didn't wipe properly or had some kind of yeast infection.

The next few girls were better. Clean, tangy, smelled like pure sex.

wait so if you experience vagina are you still a robot

I'll get back to you on that once I have an experience with vagina OP

If you eat out a girl who is not a virgin does that make you a cuck?

doing anything with a girl that is no a virgin makes you a cuck by default user.

I don't really remember my own birth.

Probably best. No one wants to smell their mother's gooey uglies.

>love making girls squirm in pleasure and pussy juices smell amazing to me
>in a 11 month long dry spell
>tinder arthoe wants to fuck tomorrow
>want to
>worried about catching something but if I knew she was clean id go down on her in a second

Heavily debating doing it and need help. What do I do failed normos?

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Just ask her whether she has anything. And discreetly give a finger the sniff test before you put your head down there.

Whats the sniff test?

After you finger her, simply find a discreet way of getting your fingers up near your nose before you put your face on her cooch. Let your fingers vouch for her hygiene standard.

Thanks user. Ill be thinking of you during. No homo.

Not turned off exactly but her vag smelled like sweaty armpits. Now whenever I smell my armpit I get turned on. Wat do

Idk some vaginas dont smell great but could be completely clean hygienically and disease wise. Plus how would you move out of that situation without being awkward when you are already down there and she thinks you are gonna eat her out

Same I'm too used to jacking off I guess fuck

Nah I loved it, she was a smol azn virgin though with just the cutest cooch, nothing nasty like your pic.

No. I didn't eat her out but that was because I didn't want her thick Spanish pubes in my teeth.
She started waxing after our next date and from then on I was happy to go down on her. Somehow she smelt good and I enjoyed the sense of control over her body, making her twist and shake just with my tongue.

A stinky vag provides no evidence as to whether a girl carries an sti (unless your finger comes out covered in pus) but it will tell you whether or not going down there will make you gag.

I ate out bareback hookers and the asses of ladyboys. And I'm fine.