I pass as normie and need a haircut. What do I tell the barber? My hair is a few inches long and I'd like it .5-1in. I don't think describing it that way or saying that is acceptable. Teach me the lingo.
I pass as normie and need a haircut. What do I tell the barber? My hair is a few inches long and I'd like it .5-1in...
Oliver Phillips
Chase Hughes
#4 on sides and back. Trim the top. Taper the neck. Also have a list of shit to talk pre-rehearsed shit to talk about if you are socially awkward NEET
Gavin Bennett
Sounds like the zoomer haircut which isn't what I'm going for. I just want a regular haircut to make it shorter. I'd also like my beard lined up. I can shit talk and talk shit but I'm not sure how to ask them to cut my hair and beard. Thanks for the help though.
Aiden Cook
Just shave it all off, you fuck.
Josiah Flores
I'm not balding you retarded fucknugget
Ian White
literally none of this applies to me
Blake Sanders
just cut yourself. I have for years.
Robert Jenkins
just take a pic of something you want. /fa/is shit mostly but browse hair threads in the archive. showing a barber is the best way but you also should maybe think about a hair salon if you want a nicer cut
Asher Russell
The bagel bites should be replaced with hot pockets or some other bullshit and I can take or leave the Sunny D but TRL and AIM were spot on for me
a/s/l?
Evan Sanders
I don't care. Shave it off, beanie baby.
Kevin Lewis
>going to get it cut
You are doing it wrong. Let it grow into generic anime protag stage.
Lucas Myers
kek your skin or hair?
I've got a nice Wahl I use on my beard from time to time but I'm concerned my lines are uneven
That's good advice, thanks user
Jace Stewart
Like I said in the OP, I can pass as normie
Colton Brown
Trust me, long hair fags either turn gay or gross. You alienate yourself either way.
James Johnson
hope your new cut is good bro take it easy
Jackson Powell
Hence why I'm trying to get my hair cut. I work with some of those dirty smelling autists.
Thanks for the help, man
Kevin Diaz
Find a picture on the internet and ask for that
Tyler Johnson
That's what the other person said.
I don't know why that never occurred to me but thanks for the suggestion. That's what I will do.
Mason Richardson
When they do the mirror thing to see the nape of my neck, i just nod, kind of sarcastically, like " yeah good job dude, i mean you only done this 1000 times already" . i cant tell if the dude is just doing protocall or fishing compliments.
Thus is my least favorite part of a haircut besides them leaning over me and their dick gets too close to my hand resting the chairs arm.
Brayden Lopez
I was more fanta pineapple chef boyardie dbz and the party line
Jayden Clark
I usually do a 4 on the sides and back and just a trim on top.
Pretty sure every number on the clippers is equal to 1/8"
1 = 1/8"
2 = 1/4"
3 = 3/8"
4 = 1/2"
etc.
Adrian Thompson
Top lel
You might not be as far down the spectrum as I am. I'm a high functioning retard.
You had me at fanta pineapple. Dbz was excessive.
Oh shit, didn't know that. I'll have to stick my ruler to my Wahl.
From the ruler, to the wahl! Till the sweat drip off my balls
Luke Baker
I just went to some dodgy looking barber and asked for "a-a trim ... its like too long especially at the back. But don't take too much off".
I was kinda nervous with how it was going to turn out since it was a dodgy looking place open at 8pm on Good Friday and the 4 blokes inside were all rough looking wogs with zoomer-tier fades laughing to each other in ?Arabic.
But goddamn if it wasnt the best looking haircut I've had in years. Nothing fancy but somehow manages to stop me looking like Gollum. So happy.
>Thank you for reading my blog post
Landon Allen
Will I be laughed at if I bring a picture of Paul Newman? I like his hair. I'm worried bringing in a pictue of an actor will make them think
>haha look at this ugly fat weirdo, he thinks he looks good, let's take a picture of him secretly and turn him into a fresh meme!