Would you rather fuck Emma Watson's top half on Hulk Hogan's bottom half or vice versa?

My friend asked me this a few hours ago. The idea of her petite feminine torso on a man's bottom half was actually so hot to me, much better than the alternative. With her torso, you can actually enjoy the sex and just do anal. However with her bottom half, you can enjoy her nice curvaceous ass and pussy but have to deal with Hulk's nasty torso. I figured if you went with her bottom you could just toss a blanket over the torso and enjoy it like that, despite risking Hulk moaning nastily and ruining your fun. What are your thoughts, bots?

bonus: share Emma Watson or equivalent pics.

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What if it's a scenario like japanese sex where the girl is stuck through a wall? The obvious choice would be to fuck which ever half would be on your side.

Neither, preferably.

You better pick one nigga

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Bitch you better pick one or you'll get just Hulk

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I suppose you could do that, there are no hard rules. If you forced the Emma torso monster to shave her hulk legs, then it wouldn't be that horrible. She'd have a 10/10 face and tits + a cute feminine tummy and whatnot. Its just when you get to below the waist that things get odd. You could look at a gorgeous woman's face while you *technically* fuck Hulk Hogan's old asshole. It would still probably feel good and your brain would likely be tricked. Lots to think about.

Also I hope someone has a shop of her with a dick, might make choosing easier.

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Emma Watson is ugly. I am straight but would rather fuck all of Hulk Hogan than any part of Emma Watson. So long as the Hulks ass is clean, he has a decent ass and fucking him would be more about the principal of fucking such an alpha.

emma watson is a fucking pseudo-intellectual feminist retard

>Emma Watson is ugly
You are *originally* a wrong faggot.

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>emma watson is a fucking pseudo-intellectual feminist retard

And this makes her physically unattractive how? You're not talking to her, you're fucking her (or Hulk Hogan).

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He's right you know. /b/ only likes her because she was in those gay movies once upon a time. She is the biggest meme waifu on Jow Forums.

Can you explain to me specifically in which ways she is unattractive?

I see
>petite, feminine stature
>not fat but not skinny
>nice tummy
>curvy hips
>small breasts
>cute face

Why do you think she is PHYSICALLY unattractive? I wont argue that her weird feminism takes might be a turn off but that is irreverent to the question.

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She looks like she should be shilling a dis cord server.

Are these the kind of questions dumb peopke ask themselves in their spare time?. Interesting

haha she's really looking like lena dunham in that pic

I bet you're really smart. Kill yourself.

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I would prefer full Hulk hogan assuming it's peak Hulk and not current old man Hulk

Why would i kill myself if i'm really smart? :^)

>You're not talking to her, you're fucking her
Not that user but this is such a childish way of looking at sex.

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But its a meme.
I don't expect to fuck Hulk Hogan's old butthole while Emma Watson moans loudly any time soon.

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I choose hulk bottom
Can he fuck me? Does he have hulk pp?

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Yes Emma Hogan can fuck you, however Hulk Watson has a gorgeous round bum and pussy for you put your pp in.

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What do you mean by this? Of course regular sex usually involves knowing the person, but that wasn't his question.

No I think I want a woman to rub my prostate
Thanks

>not fat but not skinny
Shes definitely skinny

Yea maybe. I think I meant more like "shes not grossly obese, but not sickly and anemic either". Shes clearly got a bit of mass. See her tummy.

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