/britfeel/

Hare Pie Scramble and wrong op image edition

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first for "to me".......

what the fellow wagieNEETs up to on our last day of freedomu. i'm getting high playing apex. need to go shopping in a couple of hours to get work related sheit

Although they appeared to be best friends on their shows, Barry and Paul admitted they were not as close as one may think. On their many hosted shows and interviews, the two have made the following revelations:
>In a 1990 interview, Barry and Paul revealed that they had gone through very tense moments, and that their second year as a comedy duo saw their relationship at its worst. They revealed that during that period, just before they were scheduled to perform on New Year's Eve, the two had an argument which devolved into a violent fight, but when their turn to perform arrived, they went up to the stage and performed their act as if nothing had happened.
>They do not know each other's phone numbers, as they see no need to phone one another. Paul has phoned Barry's phone just once: when Barry fractured his right leg (after kicking a locker out of rage) and was taken to a hospital. He had to ask a staff member for his number.
>They do not travel together, even going as far as arranging for one to travel by plane and another by train to avoid meeting by chance.
>After Barry's marriage, Paul has never been to his residence.
>Paul has only seen Barry's son once, when he was still an infant.
>By pure coincidence, they once vacationed in Guam at the same time. When Paul saw Barry, he avoided him. When later asked by Barry why he did not say anything, he replied that it would have been "too awkward".
>Paul has said that even if they quit The Chuckle Brothers, they likely would not be able to return to being friends.

creasing at that gorillas posing for selfies thing

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You're a good boy you are

only 152 days until autumn. us heat pussies will begin to almost function as normal from this day

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>heat pussies
patrician tier opinion holders

Going to a football game with me dad an brothers

>28 degrees
You lads are unbelievably soft

which game lidd

discord.io/pRkMu23

I-zre

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we're double hard bastards, that's how we can thrive in the cold

Why do people keep posting discords with no context?
Does anyone fucking join this wank?

hmmmm yes I can see that I suppose

Isn't posting loli porn a bannable offence?

Fucking hate these discord pedophiles

There's a thread up about it atm apparently it's the work of one user

Relax it's a drawing.

Don't even bother trying to reason with me you repulsive fuck

Villa Millwall

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Always had a soft spot for villa and millwall can fuck themselves so hope you win and solidify that play off place lad

Please don't report me for being a murderer, user.

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I could break bread with a murderer, given context but never with a slimy pedophile like yourself.

Time for a haircut young man

Please don't report me for dangerous driving, user.

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Getting Crona vibes from these posts

were you nonced yourself lad?

i start melting at 15c

YOU MADE ME MASTER OF THE WORLD WHERE YOU EXISTTTTT

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what's that grease on your shoulder from? Sosij woll?

I love the story where one of em had a serious motorcycle accident in some greek tourist cesspool but, the passers by being brits, no one took the incident seriously and just stood there taking photos instead of helping him.

chocolate makes me feel shit and depressed but it's forced upon me at easter

>tfw no family to be forced upon

>mtf taking part in female sports teams

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>and just stood there taking photos instead of helping him
That's fucking weird, what on earth is wrong with people?

So user, why don't you have a job?

is it wrong to pay for sex
what if someone buys it for you as a gift
i dont want to play with whores

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Used like these simple memes

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FUCKING BOOMERS SHUT THE FUCK UP GO INSIDE

Ah the bank holiday, when all the lads come out with their frumpy girlfriends

just apply for fuck a fan at bambi blacks lmao

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Got family round for dinner later. Hope they don't wind me up. It's warm today so I'm more likely to have an autistic outburst.

I shagged a brass.
The way I thought about it before going in was either it would be a good experience, or a bad but funny one. Ended up being the latter, talked about it on bong radio.
I sometimes think about doing it again, but I don't think I will.
Everything's worth doing once innit, get out your comfort zone.

Good morning Cola, enjoy your day out. I have never been to a football game, I bet the atmosphere is really exhilarating.

i hope they're not all at sainsbury's, i need to go there in a bit
put a t shirt in the fridge and when you find yourself ready to rage pop it on and cool down

Dropped out of uni
Broke my leg
Got fat
Hate myself
Only just got round to applying for jobs now haha

Got a permaban for posting this exact image on /sp/ and I was far from the only one
Gracefully it was reversed when I appealed it on the IRC but it was bizarre

saw a right heffer yesterday, belly hanging out of her undersized tshirt

i was beyond my comfort zone just being in the place but when it was offered my conscious said not to go further
to each their own but now how do i live with everyone knowing i turned down a free shag

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>tits on a sfw board
a big mystery why you was banned

Can't post porn on a blue board lad, that's why. ya silly sod

just say you didnt want to stick your dick in an prozzie.

He said permaban so I assume he meant because it was deemed CP....

Might actually do this desu, just as a precaution

At least someone can read, yeah
That janny was demoted as well after

Lads 21. You can get perma banned for posting porn on a blue board tho

cp? vids up on pornhub with 1m views lol

/sp/ had the worst moderation for a long while, the soul was sucked out of it due to that. Think it's better now.

jesus what happened to hannah murray she looks awful

I think she's pregnant because her belly was covered weirdly as well

Who /FuckingLoser/ here?
>38 years old
>short, ginger, ugly
>Forklift driver
>No friends
>No gf
>20 year old Toyota
>Shit flat
>Ex alcoholic
>Criminal record
>No social media
>Haven't had Christmas with family for years
>Will have a birthday lunch with Mum in a couple of days
>Atheist
>Video game player
>Book reader
>Constantly afraid of revealing my power level
>History of mental illness
>Bad skin
>Shoulder problems
>Metal fan
>Fucked a prostitute today
>Constantly chewing nicotine gum
>Paranoid and anxious
>Weird and distant in conversations

You sound based as fuck, de led. Far from a loser.
And 'ere, if you don't believe that, remember: you're not Poleaboo

Have any britanons ever booked a non-sexual escort? What do you think it will be like?

>newest GOT episode has a scene where a 12 year old has sex with a 19 year old

They really are trying to normalise it aren't they?

or just fat

youtube.com/watch?v=kT1f0YLewto

She's 18 in the context of the show,. 22 in real life.

Sounds like non alcoholic beer tbqh

Not in the books mate. Fucking noncey.

Does she have sex in the books as well then?

>non-sexual escort

Like a stripper? Or someone you can touch in a non-sexual way?
Cuddles and hand holding are sexual.

Nope it does not it has a scene with an 18 year old having sex

Noncehunters even going after blokes banging 18 year olds now, when's it going to end?

The book hasn't been written.

Nope she's underaged. Sansa is barely 16 too and Daenyrs is 14.

Full on paedophilia jerk off material. GRRM is a King Nonce.

The ages are different in the show. You said
>newest GOT episode has a scene where a 12 year old has sex with a 19 year old
and it did not

I'd say a stripper is sexual, even if there's no sex.
A non-sexual escort is just a female companion you can go on dates with. You could take her to a social event that requires a +1 such as a wedding, or take her shopping because you're loaded and lonely.

>Noncehunters even going after blokes banging 18 year olds now, when's it going to end?
Proofs?

er age starts with a one, you're fucking DONE

Noncehunters pushing for Think 25 on sexual relations

>going after girls who look the same as underaged girls but "they're legal" so it's ok

Nonce.

Noncehunters 'ethically' looking up and downloading CP

>In the not too distant future fucking any woman who appears to be under 30 will be a huntable offence
Grimdark tbqh lads

was asleep for about 16 hours. Feel like death

Anyone here watch game of thrones?
The girl from Skins is from there, but she's fat now. Fucking howling.
Her name's Hannah Murray, she played Cassie in skins.

Today, the number of children having sex with adults is beyond belief.
If you define a child as anyone under 30, the figure is over 86 per cent.

>Anyone here watch game of thrones?
Nah mate never heard of it, when's it on?

She's a right porker. I thought it was CGI because last GOT season she wasn't that fat.

There is nothing morally wrong with having sex with a 15 year old

>Hannah Murray
Really? I thought this retarded $oy shit was set in a fictional universe. What kind of fantasy name is Hannah Murray. Sounds like some fat bitch that lives down the road.

Was the prossie at least good? Where was she from?

SHE GOT FAT
BRING ME THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER< NOOOOWWWW
I WANT TO SEE (GHILLIES) BESSIES TITS
A WHHHOOOORRREEEE IN AN OPEN FIIIEEEELLLDDD NED

I've noticed she's gotten fatter and fatter as the seasons go. I wouldn't be suprised if it was a fat suit + makeup to justify her sticking around Sam.

Tell us about your criminal record and mental illness lad.
VERY interesting story.

there is a lot morally wrong with it
they aren't developed enough mentally to be able to make decisions and not be manipulated by predators
it's morally reprehensible to sleep with any girl you've got more life experience than, even if you're 22 and have spent the last 4 years shut in your room on Jow Forums you're still better equipped to trick her into sex than she is to realise what's going on at 15

yer a nonce case and should be strung up on a lamp post

Yeah, it was a great fuck actually. Really good. She's from Australia

>job
>car
>reads book
should see your family more though

I shagged a prozzie.
Was an awful experience.
Would not do again, I think it hurt my sexual anxiety more than helped it.

So a 37 and 36 year old is morally reprehensible because he has a year more life experience?

I couldn't be fucked typing it all out; just depression, anxiety. Pretty sure I had marijuana caused psychosis; I was convinced people could hear my thoughts. As for criminal DUI's, assaults, skipping bail, refusal to leave premises, including minor assaults on family members and attacking strangers in public.About ten years worth of shit. Oh I got kicked out of the navy for alcohol stuff too.

Another lad in my friend group has got a gf, there's another one we're never going to see again until he breaks up with her.

What you do in the navy?
I'm joining the army soon, done everything, my basic training starts in the next quarter.

Might watch some more JoJo today

Part 5 is the weakest so far