How do we solve the cumbrain problem?

How do we solve the cumbrain problem?

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Stop cumming

Embrace it. Threads like that are a fun lil t-boost and liven up the board. Why are you being so weird about it?

Ban porn. The UK unironically had the right idea, unfortunately it was (((stopped))).

>t. Dyel cumbrain with no muscle due to jerking it ten times a day
>le high test xd
No, kill yourself you kike
Blue fucking board

coffee is good for you

why are you so mad dude? Little frustrated?

Stop drinking coffee.
Drink food coffee.

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Why do cumbrains shit up and flood blueboards with porn? Weird how during the summer there are much more thotposters than usual

He probably didn't have his coffee yet

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it would be interesting to know the effect porn has had on society, there's too many other things that changed at the same time internet porn blew up to really know what it caused, it's too hard to study for real.
I feel personally it kind of fucked up my relationships and made me pursue women less. also my first ever gf and sex experiences I did a lot of porn shit that I wouldn't do anymore now that I have experience.

Stop watching porn, stop playing vidya, limit yourself to one cup of coffee a day on weekdays, no caffeine on weekends, get /fitlit/, start watching foreign kinos

There aren't more. You're experiencing confirmation bias.

How about watching hentai for the plot and no fap?

What the fuck is cumbrain?

Look at the archives, it always gets worse over summer
At least these little parasites will go back to school soon

phone number IQ

porn addled minds

>I fap three times a day
>each session lasts for 45 minutes
>only watch trap, cock and ball torture, fart porn
>dick beaten to a pulp
>has put a finger in his ass before
>moved on to fucking dildo shaped objects
Nah man Fapping is not a problem

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So what's the problem? Watching porn? If your single or even in a relationship and watch some does it matter? Does masterbating matter? I don't blame pornography for the fact I haven't gotten laid in a while; partially I don't want to fuck sometimes, and the other half of the time the other person doesn't want to have sex. If anything, I only blame myself, always; just like eating unhealthy (I don't blame McDonald's) (I'm actually in good shape(since we're on fit and all)

Icing nuts
Cold showers
2-a-day workouts
Never, ever watching porn or fapping
>can't just decide not to do something
NGMI

Hey, experimenting is not all problem haha.

I really wish things were different though maybe if life was more like a porno in fact.

I still can't believe the word cumbrain caused so much butthurt on /v/ to the point where it was filtered. It hit too close to home.

>fapped twice today
>feel guilty each time
>after the 2nd time I felt nauseous afterwards
>really hate being a cumbrain
I wonder if crack is as hard to quit as porn

I can't believe $oyboy is still filtered, it's such a fun word to say let us have it

>So what's the problem? Watching porn?
yes, the problem is watching porn. it fucks you up. masturbating is fine though.

It's an itch that can't be scratched is all. Let it go, and I will too.

spoken like an addict

I respectfully disagree. I fap only once every single day and I could quit anytime I wanted. I don't want to quit.

Which part?

Also it is way easier to not watch porn if you have a significant other. I mean Fuck everyone has wet dreams every now and then.

>I could quit anytime I wanted. I don't want to quit.

that user was probably parody posting

>ban porn
>child sex trafficking rings run rampant
Yep, bongs sure know what they're doing.

All it comes down to is sex is better than porn. Foreplay is better than sex. And I'm the hottest mother f*cker on fit!

am i still good to carry on spending 5 hours each night masturbating to girls i know on instagram?

>Embrace it. Threads like that are a fun lil t-boost and liven up the board. Why are you being so weird about it?

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shift+click or stop complaining

Please have sex friend

I second this

>posters in this thread so cumbrained they can't even imagine why watching hardcore porn every single day might be a bad idea

I refuse to believe that so many people on Jow Forums have this much of a pathological relationship with watching pornography. These threads have to be run by four people, tops.

coffee is good for you

i fap at most once or twice a week and i dont have a problem with seeing pretty girls in the opening post

only an insecure insufferable incel faggots do

S E E T H I N G
Post body, I wanna see what a fat disgusting NEET you are

I actually don't watch irl porn anymore but i do fap to hentai doujins sometimes like once or twice a week, is this good or bad?

Because it's a BLUE BOARD, and we can remember a time when it wasn't flooded with softcore pornographic images. How the FUCK can anyone expect to have a serious discussion about anything against the backdrop of an instagram SLUT wearing whorish clothing? Look man, we get that you like porn, but this isn't the place for it. The majority of cyberspace is comprised of pornographic material, much of it is illegal. MOST of social media is purposefully made sexual by its users. What the hell is going on? It's hypersexuality on a societal scale. You can't go anywhere without it. Fucking idiots like you calling it a "test boost." You are living proof that there is such a thing as a cumbrain, if you cannot see / understand why this is a problem. It's gotten worse. Even on boards unrelated to people's bodies. You fucking troglodytes push your fetishes in everyone's faces when there are multiple NSFW boards for you to do just that. Fuck off and die, you trash.

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somebody got triggered,lmao

this better be bait. Jow Forums has always been flooded with porn

Kill yourself, newfuck.

Prolly, strong guess though.
I just find it a little more eye candy wise.

This.
The benefits of porn are so various one might get suspicious of those who speak against it.

>wishful thinking
>on 4chinz
This. Get your shit together, lads. It’s depressing.

>I refuse to believe that so many people on Jow Forums have this much of a pathological relationship with watching pornography.
really, because almost every single guy nowadays watches porn constantly

Laughing at you

It's a start. Go from 3D to 2D then when you're ready go to 1D. I'm currently fapping to dots but I still feel guilty because it looks kind of like a nipple.

One day you may, brother

bait. this is secretly a coffee.jpg thread. I know better.

fugg bro this is bad

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You don't know that

> The benefits of porn are so various one might get suspicious of those who speak against it.

Says who? Don't be a coward and prove it

why are nofappers so wasy to work into a stumblin bumblin retarded seething mess? Really makes you think......

>I still can't believe the word cumbrain caused so much butthurt on /v/ to the point where it was filtered. It hit too close to home.
what is /v/ like these days it's been ages since I went there

dear newfriend, Jow Forums has always had fit cute girls being posted. It is nothing new at all. The only "problem" is that teetotaling nofappers and noporners seethe in frustration from simple images being posted on a tibetan underwater banjooing forum, unable to accept their own compulsive urges you lash out at anything that reminds you of your character flaws."Hypersexuality on a societal scale",heh...the problem is you and your inability to self-regulate your emotions.

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Does anybody else become genuinely sad reading these threads? The amount of cumbrains trying to rationalize their compulsions and enablers encouraging them is depressing to see. Civilization is lost.

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I think the threads were people defend their prostitute addiction are worse but those get deleted pretty quickly most of the time

Why would I even want to relate to someone in my sadness?

I like the part about the protein powder.

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I laughed

I remember it being mostly localised to high-test threads not plastered all over the board until recently

I encourage fappers to keep fapping so 2 years from now I can mog more fit posters

based

>benefits of porn
this is beyond science

Holy shit I just went to test it I can’t beliebe it really is such a problem

porn addicts don't even want to consider the idea that porn might be shitting up their brains in a serious way

What country you from

Kill em all

Based Machiavellian Jow Forums poster

>How do we solve the cumbrain problem?
Don't post in them, or sage them
Bump threads that don't encourage cum brain behavior

i legit just had a convo with an old timer about drinking postum yesterday

>stop jerking off
>see a prostitute about a week in because the cum backlog is getting annoying
>pretty good but regret paying for it
>get on tinder
>get a match and date almost instantly
>go out sunday night, make out a fair bit
>make plans for thursday
>99% of getting laid assuming i can contain my autism for an hour or two
moral of the story: no fap is retarded but it definitely motivated me to actually TRY and get laid

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>moral of the story: no fap is retarded but it definitely motivated me to actually TRY and get laid
NoFap literally did the main purpose it was conceived for, it did exactly what it was supposed to do

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yup and it's still retarded. sometimes you have to do retarded things to unretard yourself.