What took you way too long to understand?
>mfw thought GOMAD meant making yourself go mad so you can lift more
What took you way too long to understand?
>mfw thought I was suppose to crush my skull with skullcrushers
kek
thought drop sets were super sets
I thought you were meant to put a bar through the hole in plates instead of putting your fingers in for better grip when lifting them
I thought shotcallers were "shock collars" as in their job is keeping the dogs in line.
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>mfw i thought Jow Forums was for fitness
>Study bizarre rituals and forgotten tomes extensively for 15+ years
>Finally sell my soul to the devil for necromancy powers
>Deadlift is not raising the dead
>fell for the overhead deadlifts meme
Gotta eat big to get big
I thought kcals meant kilocalories and I didn't understand why or how people were suggesting 50000 calorie deficits to lose weight.
Just about everything, I never searched anything up, so I just slowly gain knowledge of what things mean. Took me months to understand GOMAD, OHP, DL, and how much a "PL8" was.
Apparently this board wants you to neither go mad nor join the SS.
kcal = food calorie = kilocalorie
the calorie amounts you see on food packaging are actually in kilocalories
This one is actually a reasonable assumption
That dopey face and fake toothey laugh have her begging to be stomped on and fed to a feral pack of niggers. God I fucking hate women. Thots? Nope, not for me.
still not sure what the lunk alarm is for
I just keep learning.
What do those acronyms actually stand for? Asking for a friend haha
do you mean kilojoules?
Gallon of milk a day, over head press, deadlift and a pl8 is 20kg/45lb (per side)
4 scoops CMOOON!! CMON CMON
Isn’t ss straight shota?
tfw you will never fug a disney princess
See this shit? Highly recommend it. 80 calories, 0g fat, 6g carbs and 13 g of protein. It comes in a 1.75 liter bottle and I've been drinking one a day
>didn’t realise mirin was short for admiring
adding to this to say that strictly using a big C as in Calorie means kilocalorie/food calorie, where a little c as in calorie is the SI derived unit used in chemistry (4.184 joules, the amount of energy needed to raise the temperature of 1g of water by 1 degree)
what did you think it meant??
Holy shit I've always thought miring was english for "mirar".
I would pay $1000 just for a disney princess to pretend she love me. I don't even want anything lewd.
>He doesn't have a 50,000 calorie deficit
NGMI
i thought it was just kurd slang
This is the shit user, perfect on the go snack for 2.50AUD.
I used to think spotters were leeching off other people's gain but then realized it's a safety thing.
I wish I knew that feel bro
I thought cardio was a meme until my blood pressure was like 130/90 at a physical
I thought natty was another way of saying swole
>what a funni
there is something so uncanny about disney princesses, they're kinda creepy
Shit forgot pic.
They're suppose to look and act like the animated characters.