Hi user, our friend Stacy here thinks you're really cute!

based moonwalker user

newfag AHAHAHAHA

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haha! I cant believe you fell for that obvious bait lmao! Its so old!

hahahah what a fucking loser lmao

Detonate the explosives that are strapped to my chest

You think I'd look cuter inside of you ;)

*Stacy cums instantly*

>you undereducated dimwit

user I...

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>Yeah, well I like Tracy so Stacy is shit out of luck. Sorry, Stacy, smell you later.

rofl u all just got troled.

Fuck all of them and leave town.

Tell her not to worry theres plenty of me to go around.

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>oh really? Maybe she'd like to take me to dinner sometime.

*panic attack*
stutter and become red-faced and leave as soon as possible

or if I'm on one of my chad days I'll figure something out

I know for a fact that its a prank, as it always is when a girls friend think you are cute. Every time this has happened its been some "hilarious" joke or dare that im just the but of. Ill just call them out on their bullshit or play along until their tru intentions become known

A group of third-tier Laceys like that will make WAY too much noise to be able to surprise me. And without the element of surprise, they will never get to spring this joke on me. I detected their presence long ago and snuck out a window. I'm in the next county, parked in a Cumberland Farms parking lot and drinking a 99 cent coffee.

Therefore, your argument is invalid.

fell for this kind of roastie word trap once. Wont happen again.
>"yeah nice...I gotta go. Later."

Hortex is fucking disgusting colored piss water, not an actual brand of juice. Remove that bullshit from the table immediately

I've had this happen a few times, not with Stacie's though. I'm just too beta and mentally ill to have ever acted on it.

pic realated is the only answer

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"yeah, right. stop fucking with me, you dumb cunts"

I'd probably just ask them to give me her phone number. If they don't, well, how about you give her my phone number and she can give me a call if she feels like it. If she doesn't, well, don't expect me to jump through a bunch of hoops just so I can get with a girl I've never met and know literally nothing about.

Seriously I've dealt with this situation before and if you're ever getting hooked up with someone and the people doing the hook up refuse to even give out the girls number, the only thing I can think of is that they are trying to pull a prank for some reason.

>Who wants to do some drugs?

>oh that's cool I already have a girlfriend(male)
Then I proceed to go back to my masturbation cave and have them beat the shit out of trannies on campus.

LOL found the virgin!!

Large groups of women make me very nervous. Whenever I've been around them they start teasing me collectively and I never know how to respond without looking like a sperg.

this is the only right answer. if you're an ugly man you should teach yourself to always question when people are being nice to you.

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You're not supposed to respond to their teasing. They're just trolling you. Seriously, they just want to see how in control you are of a situation and if you'll lose your shit or back down. Just change the topic to something else like what people are planning for the summer or something like that. Then when one of them is alone just ask them what the deal with her cunt friends is.

It's a prank every fucking time

The trick is to start crying like a toddler. You know, snot and everything.

Stacey looks like a thot.
Hard pass and a big yikes from me.

Okay, which one of you roastie-toastie beef curtain's named Stacie?

>i already have a girlfriend but thanks
Even if you dont have one, they're thotery will go through the roof at this point and try to make you "cheat"

>getting baited this hard
user... ;O

Me: "which one?"

user, lurk moar.

the brunette on the bottom left corner is Stacie

"Oh, that's cool. Hey I'm going on a beer run, anyone want to come with?"

'Once sexbots are fully functional you will all become useless'

smile and say "who of you is stacy?" then talk to her larping as a chad and go to the bedroom with her

This, but I do a 180 instead. If I did a 360, I would be just facing them again and make myself look foolish.

R-really? *pulls down my sweatpants to reveal i'm wearing a pair of her panties* I was hoping I could show you this one day. Now that we're a bf and gf it won't be weird when I borrow your clothes without asking *giggles and stomps*

>well, she's very cute too *smile*

And not that beta "haha". Nice simple compliment back.

Look too excited and you look like a creep.

Look sarcastic and it might seem like you think she's ugly; you don't want that because that makes you look bad.

Look too genuine and they might take you seriously. In that case they might be creeped out, or spend the rest of the event and after trying to set you two up. Fuck that.

I keep an emotionless face, and say "oh yeah?", wait for their response, say "cool", then leave. No matter how stressed you are in such situations, it just must never show. just keep a neutral face, neutral pose, neutral everything. even if you're internally panicking, they wont know, and it aint so hard to do.

>try to talk to Stacy
>say some stupid autistic shit
>she immediately looses interest in me
>go back to my room
>fap to some hentai then shitpost on r9k for a bit then go to sleep

This is what would happen.

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This has happened to me before on several occasions.

My immediate response is always the same. "Th-thanks!"
>walk away hurriedly

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Stacy you cnan suck my cock whenever you want to you know that huh?

Turn 360 degrees and walk away, bud.

A girl a friend knew thought I was cute so she drove over to my house and we fucked.

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Tell cunts to fuck off.

>they wont know
>voice cracks

wtf why didnt you try to get a gf

PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME IM A VIRGIN

How hilarious!
Speaking of which, I'm a fan of pranks myself

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