How to react to compliments from hot girls

this hasn't been a thing in a very long time

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Smile and say "thanks"

Woeowo

"you too" and stare in their eyes

Thanks! Or you look good too!

i know

Easy, just say "It's cute you'd say that" which will confuse the fuck out of them

You don't think I already know that you stupid fucking cunt get the fuck out of here

t-t-t-thanks, y-y-you too

Rape her

good enough suggestions
i'll try to hide the immense fear and autism
thanks

bend over and fart in her direction while saying loudly "YOU ARE EXCITING ME"

You honestly have to dismiss it or even insult them.

From American Psycho, I got this line if she touches me:
>oh user, wow nice arms
>touches arms
>slap her hand away
>"Your compliment was sufficient, Mom"

Chuckle, smile and then start a normal ass conversation with them instead of using a pick-up line you got on the ladyboy enthusiast image board.

This thicc girl I'm acquaintances with called my new glasses "fantastic on you" and I instantly popped a massive fucking boner

Smile at people or smile when you talk. I am a smiling jack ass at work.

used to do that lots when i was flirting with this really cute asian girl, then she ended up identifying as "they" and wanted to be called casey

Did you show it to her?

Sadly not :( she's apparently a bit of a hoe so maybe this year at university I'll try to smash

I don't know why this is funny to me
think I'm gonna try this desu

the simple chad, chaddest of them all

incel

the compliment chad, good chad amount

smug chad, pretty based but might turn off the girl

hyper incel

Jow Forums memecel

weeaboocel

rapecel

Ask her if she can deadlift 405 desu

just say "oh yeah?" with a smirk
then you have sex

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>tfw have low self esteem
With fear and suspicion that I'm being made fun of so I self-sabotage. I just pretend that I didn't hear it.

I said boner, not shown her.

just wink, turn 360, and walk in to the sunset

Look into their eyes and say “for you”

"Thank you" and go from there

tell her to lose the shirt and maybe a little something something can happen if you catch my drift

>get compliments on my glasses nearly everytime I go out
>post pic on /fa/ everyone says they're ugly as fuck

this is the dumbest thing i've read all day and i love it

/fa/ is a bunch of incels and basedboys
only people actually knowledgeable about fashion there are the terrorwave boys

i usually just tell her "butt + penis = pussy" and other combinations that i'm interested in trying

/fa/ is 98 percent full of ugly faggot twinks

even gays wouldnt fuck them and they fuck any guy with a pulse

> y-you too

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too soon

>I know you are but what am I

gay here
quite true
I would say a solid 2% of the twinks on /fa/ are actually cute

start yelling on the spot and hitting your head in rapid succession

ignore the compliment and ask if she has any pre-workout
>if she does, free pre-workout
>if she doesn't, atleast you asked

sucker punch them in the nose

I understand where the butt and penis come into play, but the pussy?

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it's just in the room for odor/attitude

>hol' up.....this might actually work

If it's someone I know or am sort of close(r) with I'll say "Yeah I know, I look fucking jacked" or just some dumb thing with a shit eating grin on my face. They'll usually push you jokingly and say "oh don't be so cocky" while blushing or whatever.
I wouldn't do this to just some random girl though.

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Fuck you

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better luck next time on your suave one liners

No, I just joined this thread and decided to shit that out as soon as I saw that post

Well I certainly wouldn't murder her if that's what you're asking.

Boner? I hardly know her?
Hahahaha

incel starter pack

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i don't know why you retards can't learn to say "das wassup"

>doesn't suck on milkers for post workout protein gains instead
Ngmi.

>you too
Anything else comes off as desperate.

you should oblige and call her mental casey

>tfw after years of self esteem issues, I have no idea how to react to compliments and don't believe them

Anyone else?