What are some things that you will try to implement in your kids so they will be thankful to you when they're older because they will be fucking CHADS.
For me it is >giving them hard food to chew from the young age for those jaw gains >avoiding onions and estrogenic food >mewing >signing them up for some type of sport like swimming >teaching them lifting when in teens >redpilling them on grills
>>Mewing... I seriously hope you get some sort of horrendous testicular disease and are unable able to breed.
Andrew Mitchell
Forgot about taping their mouth before sleep so they can't mouthbreathe during sleep. My mom did it and I'm grateful I have chad tier lower face now unlike these mouthbreathing cucks
Dominic Collins
why would you have them do athletic sport and not a sport that requires both athleticism and functional strength whilst also teaching them to handle themselves, e.g. judo, g-r wrestling or even bjj? paired with light calesthenics.
Jack Kelly
this board gets more and more fucking retarded i swear
Levi Myers
literally all you have to do is beat your kids on a regular basis and they'll grow up to be good people. it's that simple. they will thank you for it.
What an odd, insecure bloodline you have user Jawlets will always be jawlets. just give up Also faggit plz post your jawline so we can see you for the larping poof you are
Colton Torres
UnIronically this
Alexander Walker
I have two boys, 1 and 3. With the 3 year old I pay attention to breath before bedtime and will transition it to meditation as he gets older. I set an example by being social (saying hello, good morning, making smalltalk with strangers) I tell him the importance of eye contact while talking to people.
I foster physical play and keep him away from screens.
I feed him healthy foods (stuff that looks like food)
Among other things.
The 1 year seems like he may turn out a natural chad. We'll see.
Henry Anderson
Good to hear user You want a fucking medal ?
Jacob Garcia
Back in 2017 my wife delivered a female seed, this year in December she’s gonna be delivering a male seed, I am naming him “Atlas” and I am excited, I can’t wait to sneak a few milligrams of creatine into his bottles, gonna teach him about his name, why he should live up to it and why he’s gonna have to lift for the rest of his days on this planet.
Kids learn by copying, not by telling. Gonna make my kids Chad by being Chad myself. I will continue to train my martial arts, they will join me. I will continue to train physically, try will join me. I will continue to meditate, they will join me. I'll also make sure to study and do writing around them so they grow to copy it. Also want to teach them multiple languages
Henry Wright
I will go to a fertility clinic and they will select sperm which has genius-level IQ's , tall and has green/blue eyes. Also, I will never have daughters. Having a daughter is the ultimate form of being a cuck.
John Edwards
You're going to impregnate your wife with another man's sperm, but you won't have a daughter since you don't want to be a cuck?
Isaiah Reyes
why would i instill my insecurities on my children unless I don't love them?
Ayden Perry
Yes.
Are you OK BTW?
Aaron White
>onions
why?
Ryan King
way to make your son hate lifting
Sebastian Hernandez
She should've taped your nostrils shut too
Elijah Gray
Don't forget to give them hard-to-chew food and teach them mewing. You don't want them to fail at life
Gabriel Morris
Damn, dude, he was answering the question
Michael Sanders
>onions bad are you empty-headed?
Ethan Lee
Buncha pole smoking faggots in here.
> if I have a daughter Kill her the moment she’s born then beat my wife for her failure to provide me with a son
> if I have a son Leave him on the mountainside to fend for himself until he is a grown man. He will then come down from the hills and slay me, ascend to the throne, and fuck his mother to establish complete dominance
Angel Barnes
kek your son will either become fat or some skinny ballet dancer
Grayson Johnson
pacifism doesn't work. if you ignore them they will just continue so better get it over with and start the fight as soon as possible.
Levi Morgan
kek
Noah Smith
>avoiding onions and estrogenic food he fell for the meme
Parker Morgan
I wish I was closer with my dad
Jacob Gomez
Probably just feeding them Whole Foods and bringing them into the forest and nature as often as possible. The trees so things to your mind that I feel like is so good. I don’t mean there’s nature spirits, but rather it’s a natural order such that when you’re in it it essentially functions as a low level constant meditation.
John Walker
Of course, they will learn good posture, that includes mouth posture
Lucas Kelly
Sorry bud Was just shitposting Your parenting tactics sound solid
Have you read the biophilia hypothesis? Also in heavily wooded areas there are chemicals that stimulate immune response in humans
Logan Murphy
not mutilate his penis
Xavier Ross
If you don't naturally keep the tongue at the roof of the mouth you've failed genetically and should be put down.
Aiden Bennett
if your son doesn't force his way out of the womb and then forces his mother into feeding him, you don't have a son, but a fucking pussy to be dropped into the ocean