/britfeel/

Good thing it's night time and they can't fly

We get wasps in our bathroom sometimes and I swear the little fuckers wait until I start taking a piss or shit to come flying through the window.

That can't be true because this one is flying about

Ah must be a hornet then lad

Well that's fucking terrifying isn't it lad. Sitting myself now

Hornets are harmless dw, they're like bees in that they rarely ever sting, only if their life is threatened. What's it look like? If it's quite reddish then yeah it's a hornet.

It's massive. I am going to kill it the first chance I get.

What's up lads and lassies

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>But overall I didnt enjoy it much and the main character was an unlikable fat retard

Sounds like my life lad.

Nigger it's half 3 in the morning and 26 degrees here, how are you so peppy?

If we have another heat wave this year I'm going to fucking kill myself.

just put the dingo on the barbie m8, might sell it for ten bucks later yeah?

haha jk u limeys are all fags

I never sleep user I got pretty weird PTSD and live alone :(

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mad lad, if it's big it's probably a hornet, they're much bigger than wasps. Stings hurt a lot more too so watch out, if it's not buzzing loudly it's chill, if it is, it feels threatened

10 bucks? And that's a Austrian you're trying to mock with the Barbie joke faggot

>26 degrees
bloody hell where are you? only 8 degrees up norf

Aww, at least you don't have to wear clothes in this weather.

Down souf.

It was buzzing loudly but has stopped now. I don't know where it is. Scared but can't have it in my territory

Its not that hot mate haha where are you?

I asked the same thing and no one care, guess I fell a little sad over it.
thats whats up :^(

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If it's huge it's one of those deadly Asian hornets that flew over, I killed one yesterday with raid. Fucking huge thing.

Hey its late dont worry Need a fren?

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10 years we have left on this planet lads, do something good.

Bit cryptic lad, what's happening in 10 years

>10 years

Too long tbqhwyl.

I'll just wank to as much hentai as I can.

don't we all? its why we come here innit

Yea your right Come here fren

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What leftist nonsense is this then?

Don't think it's that big. It's like 2.5 inches long. Wish I had some raid

*pffft* hehe eyup lads; hohoho, I-I'm gonna go over to /brint/ and mess around with em a bit, what should I say like *pfffffff* hehhohoho; itl be proper funny like hahohoho

His mums getting out of bed waheyy

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I was too busy being at war with the hornet. Sorry m8

*Waddles over*
turn your lights off and invest in buzzer swatter

We are all going to make it fren.

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Hows life fren?

i didnt choose life

really dont want to go to work
i need a new job. no idea what i want and im not qualified for anything anyways.

i chose not to choose life

youtube.com/watch?v=PgsfVJMWL0E

choose a different job choose a career path

Shut the fuck up mate, you're not Renton,Tyler Durden, or any combination of the two

All the leftover easter chocs in big stores should be reduced right lads? might have a walk up later and see if theres any left.

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tell us the deals lad

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why are you so envious of me choosing to LARP instead of acknowledging my feelings of self pity, hatred, loneliness and depression on a come down?

faT CUNTS

>young Anya

hnnnnnngh

what the bitch from american pie?

Nervously getting ready for my new shift at work. Looking at the weather forecast and it's saying got a comfy thunderstorm on the way tomorrow

Would your kids be part demon?
Willow

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so the red haired bitch from american pie or not the bitch from american pie? fuck sake grandad

not doing heroin makes me want to do heroin

fucking losers sleeping at night lol

>drunk message a lass the other day that I used to go to school with
>she keeps messaging me
>sober me isn't interested in the slightest and her convos are pretty boring

what do

shoot up bro

I only do kino drugs like ket I'm afraid lad

what are you 12? fuck off you need to be 18 to post here

This is the most tiresome LARP I've seen in ages. Even the fucking name is lazy.

right into the filter box you go

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not a LARP

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thats cool bro its cool

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>come back
>new selfrighteous namefag
Ok Jad the Chunky, I see your game

About to see my mother for the first time in 5 years. aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

why do you envy me for ruining my life with severe addictions just to nod off from reality like

shut up chunky

magine calling a junkie fat lmfao go outside

sure thing chunky

Before that he was calling himself Captain Edward Thatch but some of the lads pushed him in the /britfeel/ freezer. Proper desperate for attention that one.

ok mr sausage fingers

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Ye chunky junkie monkey

sometimes i feel like my only friend is the city i live in

lonely as i am together we cry

THIS IS MY PLANET
AND MY PLANET ROCKS

you've got rocks??

>ket
Good lad. Love a bit of Special K in the morning

you've never done ket you've never even had cereal for breakfast you pathetic LARPcel

you were saying, chunky?

imagine LARPing about taking fake drugs lmfao

is this you?

also post pics LARPcel

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>responding to every post, desperate for even the smallest (You)
The state of namefags

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I don't know chunky, you tell me

post pics sausage fingers

i've been called pube for like 5 years let's play this game you virgin

>"woah wtf he's using the post function on this imageboard"
woah dude woah

Thought his posts looked familiar. Ar, I do recall. What a massive fanny

im intimidated by sleep

nah chunky, I'm good

fat cunt

>Thought his posts looked familiar
uhhh maybe because i invented britfeel?

another thread i've conqueredd

whatever you say chunky, keep on going

why are you so intimidated by your chode like physical appearance that you cannot even post a picture of yourself?

>post pics
He triggered yers with that the chunky remark didnt he lad? Youre not actually fat are ya?

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take me to the place i loveeee

CHUNKY CHUNKY CHUNKY CHUNKY

Finally, a worthwhile contribution from you

why do you say that like you're not intimidated by women?

LARPcel

Post more tits before they get deleted again theres a good lad

Good morning gay boys
youtube.com/watch?v=4apvo3w97qY