I'm a sperg that was adopted by normies

I'm a sperg that was adopted by normies

>hanging out in one of their apartments
>it gets a bit hectic so I put my headphones on and isolate
>a guy there decides to call me out
>"So you're just gonna sit there and pretend we don't exist huh?"
>actual autism prevents me from knowing what to do
>friend jumps in shouting at him "SHE'S GOONG TO DO WHAT SHE WANTS AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE"
I feel loved

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tfw no normalfag extroverts to adopt me
Seems nice

>she
Oh, fuck off. If you were a guy no one would protect you like that. Fucking vaginas.

>friend jumps in shouting at him
if this is a guy he has a crush on you lmao

It is really nice because they get me out of the house and teach me how to live normally.

She has one too it's not special.

I've licked her kitty so she probably has something for me anyway.

>friend jumps in shouting at him
This friend is stupid for reacting so hostilely. The first guy was trying to be friendly and include OP.

leave her cat alone you sick fuck

Maybe she's just protective and knows me well enough that when I act the way I was I don't want to be included.

You're silly.

Yeah, I understand that. I was only criticising the hostility. She could easily have said "She's happier like that, just leave her be".

Do you play league user? Add me l Heart Lucy. The I is a capital i

Are you the girl who accidentally lezzed out with a Suicide Girl?

>autistic and gay
Austria-chan is that you

Thirsty ass faggot.
The hell, do you remember every single whore that posts on r9k? Do you keep a log of them or something?

Yeah, therapist said I needed a hobby.

Getting the priorities straight

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My God what a terrible thread. This is now a COYA thread. Post other good ones

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Not every single one but Austrias brand of autism was pretty entertaining

I wish I was a girl there is next to no chance this happens to me

>lol i'm so random
begone thot

imagine being such a selfish prudish spoiled bitch that you actually do this, you just put headphones on because mommy made you think you're so special, you can do whatever you want, hahahahahahahah

I kind of envy you.

>tfw no nice normie friend to look after me like a big sister and also have me lick her snatch

The sheltered life of a girl. Guys are always alone nobody just reaches out to save them

She could have had her reasons to act that way. I didn't ask.

>I Heart Lucy
That's a strange name you've got there.

No but I wouldn't mind doing that.

Ironically I knew her at one point.

She's a colorful one for sure.

I really doubt that. I'm sure plenty of guys have had others stand up for them.

>I really doubt that. I'm sure plenty of guys have had others stand up for them.
Not in the same way. If anyone helps, it's always encouragement to defend yourself, rather than actually have it done for you.

>Ironically I knew her at one point.
what's she up to these days, I don't think she posts here anymore

>I really doubt that. I'm sure plenty of guys have had others stand up for them
Lmfao, that's what roasties really believe

I wouldn't mind someone encouraging me to stand up for myself. No one has ever thought that I could. I probably couldn't though.

Honestly I don't know. Probably cocaine and hookers.