Is he a chad? Legitimately can’t tell

Is he a chad? Legitimately can’t tell

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la goblina....

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I think he's a homo so no.

God, what a wretched little creature she is

Not sure about Chad, but definitely a twink.

This. She’s obviously a front wife so he can do his gay chad shit unscrutinized.

he's a manlet

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she's a solid 10

>implying manlet can’t be chad

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Are you blind? She's hideous

if he is gay why doesnt admit it? The first homo spiderman, privilege points are warranted.

I have no problem with the idea that manlet can achieve anything in life but we all know you'd trade anything to be taller.

you're a brainwashed simpleton so it's no use talking with you

I dont know I remeber seeing a clip of him dressed as a girl and dancing to a Rihanna song, I would assume anyone doing that is a fudgepacker.

if she was in my classroom in college I'd just think she was an average girl, wouldn't even feel attracted

Isnt brad like 6ft?

anything beyond 6'1 and your dating pool begins to shrink
5'10-6'0 is the ideal statistically

>5'10

boy i wish you were right

cope

yeah 5'11 he's above average height

It would probably hurt box office in the international market. People don't mind seeing more chicks in movies cus they're usually hot, but a gay male lead probably won't fly in China where faggotry is still outlawed

kek

keep copin copin copin copin

>trying this hard to troll on an Argentinian candle-making forum

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>t. fag

>t. pic related

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You’re right, pool shrinks down to taller, more attractive females

Is this your personal upvote/downvote post? Nice contribution to the discussion retard

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Zendaya is so overrated holy shit

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Wait so THIS is Zendaya ?
Wtf

No.

>5 fucking 7
>has a 5'10 woman that is richer and equally famous as him turn into a animal in heat everytime he's around her

sounds like a chad to me

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He looks pretty chadish

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Kill yourself Redditor

no

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Do you have any theories why an ugly mutt is so popular?

Wtf is that next to her ?? Dear god

i'm homo and he's a ratfaced looking closet case, don't see what people see in him

only thing cute about him is his big ears

My guess is that its a mix of nostalgia because she worked at disney and because she dresses in a more “fashion” way than other actresses. Maybe people like her because she is kinda different idk.

The goyim model celebrity behavior

Dios mio...

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Not wearing those awful green pants he isn't!

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No, but he’s exactly the kind of guy every teenage girl wants:
>endearingly dorky
>non-threatening
>already in high demand among other females
>physically fit, but still fairly effeminate (most girls are actually bisexual according to science; if they’re unaware of this as most young girls are, they’re likely to project their underlying gayness onto their taste in men)
>looks younger than he is

>WHAAAAAT YOU DONT LIKE ZENDAYA? SHES SO HAWT, ID RAISE HER KID

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Because it boils down to
>Fuck niggers goyim

Alright, look. She’s hot. I’d fuck. She is NOT a literal goddess dragged down from the heavens to grace this mortal earth. She’s just another skinny celebrity chick. Idk why you people are acting like she’s something new or special because she’s honestly nothing out of the ordinary besides being so fuckin lanky.

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honestly looks like a buddy doing her closeted gay friend a favor by pretending to flirt with him

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he's a pretty boy. different than a chad.

tfw 5"10
so close

We still have access to 90% of the dating pool of a 6’ guy
>t. also 5’10”

we are doomed to walk this earth never feeling that short but never feeling tall
btw that is a very positive way of seeing it, i like

Hahahahahahaha

know hes

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Do you think it was a casting requirement for Peter Parker to be shorter than Robert Downey Junior

Average height isn't the manlet cutoff though. Are you coping?

Dearie me

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oh boy now is your opportunity to make epic memes about the 8' manlet cutoff height so we can all laugh and pretend like height isn't really important.

he has everything except height. status makes up for it

>she's a solid 10
have sex

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

fucking hell she is hideous

The term is beard

6'4 here. Neber had a chick say I'm too tall.

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>6'1" not manlet
>using the imperial system
Manlet detected

Nah, he’s also obviously a gay bottom. Any relationship between those two is part of their Disney contracts. Watch any clips from the press tour, pretty sure Gyllenhaal was topping him on the DL.

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Brad Pitt is not a manlet lmao, definitely Chad though

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This, she has a very pretty face but that’s it.

As a straight guy who constantly has his sexuality called into question, FUCK you guys.

>as a straight guy who constantly has his sexuality called into question
>as a straight guy

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gain weight twiglet

I’m fuckin trying bitch
Just because I don’t senselessly chase after every piece of meat that also happens to have a vagina doesn’t mean I’d ever forsake the blessing upon this world that is good pussy in favor of a dirty anus.

this

Pic related and make sure you don’t have gay voice, if you have gay voice you’re just suppressing. Nothing wrong with being gay tho man

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>10/10

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Well, he is not Spiderman anymore
Thanks, Sony

You sound like a twink, i dont think you'd be the one doing the fucking

I feel you dude. I’m 190 but down here in South Tx if you aren’t married by 25 everyone thinks you are gay. Never mind that I was divorced by 25 and decided not to jump into any other bullshit relationship right away...I must just be gay because I’m 34 and single.

I'd say 5'11 to 6'2 is ideal, but you can still rock it below and above that range if you've got charisma and face.

>10/100

6'5 and short chicks love tall guys. GF is 5'1

I keep waiting for the moment where hollywood tells us that selling this bloated goblino as "beautiful" was a huge prank

I don’t think I have gay voice. I definitely don’t sound effeminate. I definitely prefer partners with exaggerated feminine features. Even if I am subconsciously bi the idea of having objects thrusted up my anus has never ever been appealing to me so I’d rather just play it straight.

On the topic of eating more though, how do I trick my brain/stomach into wanting more food? I know there’s gotta be some trick besides eating until I wanna puke every fucking day. Eating has quickly become a chore for me and I hate it.

Bruh your kids will be manlets, think about what you’re doing before you procreate

Voice thing is unironically good advice.

I’m 38 and single in Corpus Christi. ‘Tis a land heavy in young single moms and obese 21 year olds, South Texas is.

Just dirty bulk, eat burgers n shit. Soda is great if you can’t meet your calorie goals. But seriously dirty bulking is the way to go

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Disney

I have a 361 area code and can confirm this

I should move to Austin...I hate the 956

My one refuge is the CC Athletic Center, where all of the tight, fit, young women......are still single mothers.


Damn it.

I know hes mentioned in an interview to making spiderman a gay hero in the movies.

Goblina genetics on the daileee

OH NO NO NO NO

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no, disregard (((soda))) and drink whole milk instead. Don't have to do GOMAD but a quart or half gallon a day will help tremendously, and doesn't destroy you like soda will.