Wake up

>wake up
>drink protein shake
>proceed fuck fwb who’s around
>eat breakfast that she cooked
>do some work from home
>go to gym to get pumped
>fuckin joocy
>go to office to do some (more) work
>fuck a tinder sloot who lives near office during lunch break
>eat lunch that she cooked
>drink protein shake
>more work
>jack off at work to pennywise hentai
>buy bitcoins
>go home
>fuck fwb again (hard)
>mire self for 15 mins while showering
>meditate
>sleep

This is the way, the only way a man should live and no amount of snarky comments from you incels can convince me otherwise

>inb4 wageslave bloo bloo

Yeah ok stfu poorcunt

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Check this out faggot
>woke up
>pooped
>sip off the old coors light i drank last night
>went back to sleep till noon

>never having a meaningful relationship and wasting your good looks on girls that'll be forgotten

How exactly are you living?

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>t. delusional neet who just sits at home and masturbates to hentai everyday

Nice blog post

How old are you?

>wake up
>larp on Jow Forums
>go to sleep
fixed

but I don't want antibiotic resistant ghoneria

and then everyone stood up and clapped

also
>fwb
cringe. enjoy your life-ruining thot diseases.

>buy bitcoins

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like a retard who is so "busy" with work that finds time to boast about it to random people on the malaysian lap dance community forum

>jack off to a pennywise hentai

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>pennywise hentai
What the fuck?

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things that did not happen today or ever.

i do all of this except all of it

Have sex

what a strange post, is this how incels cope with life?

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>work nine 10 hour shifts in a row
>get one day off
>use the entire day to do half of the med school application

haha

edgy

>buy bitcoin
>now
jsus helps me

>fuck a tinder sloot
>fuck a fwb
>This is the way, the only way a man should live
yeah maybe in your early twenties

Monster fetishism is pretty mainstream now, user

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Anime girl monsters = ok
Actual monsters = degenerate

>wake up at 9
>stretch, warmup, drink water, open windows, sun and fresh mountain air comes in
>wait, mountain air?
>that's right, because this week I decided to live in a medieval city in a cool mountain area
>go to the hotel fully equipped gym
>cool, almost nobody here, certainly no human trash you see in commercial gyms
>lift heavy, take a cool shower, walk around half naked only covered by a towel
>get to your room, browse and do your internet shit for a bit while you dry up, get dressed and hit the street
>today I'll play right at the foot of that mountain where people gather to take the cable lift
>play for an hour or so maybe, talk to some foreign chicks, drink some more water, make enough money to realistically life off for a week, in less than 2 hours
>go eat a pizza
>visit that 500 years old church, have the nice curator lady explain the 10 virtues as seen and understood by the medieval people
>go eat an icecream
>get back to the hotel, by this time it's already 5
>take a nap
>wake up and have the main course, a large healthy dinner or meat and veggies
>macros are in line, tune my mandolin, take a shower, chill around
>it's 1:24 and I think I'll go grab something to est before finally going to sleep proper until tomorrow at 9 or 10
>maybe I'll play tomorrow too but maybe I'll really climb that mountain as I planned initially
THIS is how I chose to live my life, none of that corporate bullshit and none of those faceless women interfering with my thing. Next step is fully becoming the clown

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Don't be such a prude, user

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>Having to look for validation from incels and neckneards with a made up story
Holy shit youre pathetic little man. The male equal of a thot

based

Surely noone older than early twenties posts here?

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the boys is reddit tier garbage

>majority of day is either fucking, eating, or working
That's just sad desu, don't you have any hobbies?

ego posting is the worst posting.

I'm a 40 year old high school teacher.. It's fun to post here and I learn a ton of stuff, generally.

>drink protein shake
Cumbrain

How do you burgers only work 9-5?
My work hours are 7:40-6 with 1h:30 of lunch time.

*hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm intensifies*

Based busker living off the land

Poast body

Irrelevant. I'm mostly dressed in tank tops and baggy salvar pants. I rarely, if ever, show my gains. I let my music speak for myself, and I workout for health not for size.