Your left hand is currently on your face

>your left hand is currently on your face

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My left hand is currently holding my phone

my left hand is currently in my dick

>in
explain

My left hand is on my gf

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How do you even get your face to look like that? Need to breathe through your eyeballs and spend a decade clenching your whole lower head?

my b, I meant that it's holding my dick

of course you fucking degenarate, like we'll trust you

How did you know wtf

wtf how did you know :D

Wrong, my left It is balled fist and my head is leaning on it, slightly behind the left ear.

>2019
>not bed posting

its actually holding my pillow which is on my face

Ah, cause it's a habit for people to put their hand on their face (esp. when bored), and cause most people are right handed, you could make an assumption like that and catch people out!

it's on my thigh actually

No it's not, it's on my dog.

It was this time
but not when I first saw this hours ago

Holy fuck op, you got me. Im doing one of those where im leaning my head on my left hand while looking at my phone in my right hand.

I saw this thread four times. My left hand was on my face those four times.

I saw this, thought "ha no" then immediately scratched my forehead with my left hand. OP has powerful gods on his side.

Its on cat actually. I post from phone.

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My left hand is on my laptop track pad
My right hand is by my side closest to the wall
My tummy is on the bed

jokes on you it's in my pants

You cheeky fucker. I ignore your mother will die posts but not yours.

It was on a packet of scotch pancakes. Now its on my keyboard.

My left hand was tapping to the music I am listening to

i was touching my phone

Joke's on you, my hand is soaking in a bowl of mustard.

Mine's on my penis I like to hold it away from the seat and bowl while sitting on toilet

nope the old chum is like 3 meters up my asshole

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w-why is yure hand in mustard bowl ??

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