Why not just get a naked rapist gf anons?

Why not just get a naked rapist gf anons?

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He is probably gigachad and we frankly are not

An IRL succubus. Her future is set in stone.

>You'll never have a 10/10 gf who is willing to kill you if you don't fuck her on the spot

Everybody wants it until she's holding a knife to your throat and threatening to end you if you don't fuck her on your mothers bed during a thanksgiving family gathering.

is there any weird news that doesn't start with 'florida man'?wtf

>Until
Speak for yourself you low libido non-degenerate piece of shit

TFW some fucker gets raped by this 9/10 while she wouldn't even look once in your general direction

Lolghfuu

I'm not american thus have no idea when thanksgiving is, so I'll just fuck her every day till it's the right one, ok?

its actually pretty interesting, it is because the press has increase access to police reports in florida for some reason

And you think Op pic needs a knife for THAT?

its fake dumbasses

Is 'florida man' even real??

My gf said she will chain me in the basement if I ever try to leave her

wouldn't you like that? would you like to live solely for the purpose of being some crazy bitch's fuck toy?

nah man im gay lol

You only say that becuase you are a normalfag with options.
>tfw no crazy psycho gf threatening to kill me after assuming I'm cheating on her with a work colleague
>tfw no crazy psycho gf trying to convince me to never work again.

Right my fellow rebbitor hehe XDXD

You've got me wrong. I'm a 24 KHV, but no way am I going to be with a legitimately crazy chick. Do not stick your dick in crazy.

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>Right my fellow rebbitor hehe XDXD
go back to ribbit :))