*blocks your path*

wtf... the amount of force to go against gravity like that could probably derail a train if he aimed himself horizontally

thats a 10 inch vertical leap at 212 kg if he was 140 kg at least he could dunk

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if kyriakos wasnt bald,old and fat he would have a very handome chad face added that to his insane frame he would have been a slasher on his twenties

Dudes over 400lbs and doing jumps.
Imagine jumping with a 400lb squat bar.

Bloat seller, i need your strongest bloat

In a perfect world, men like me would not exist.

This is not a perfect world.

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Teach me senpai

You should be publically banned for life.

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I offer 20lbs of meat, in hope that I shall not be consumed. Additionally, I make a burnt offering of twelve doves and a tranny.

dilate

So you spin in a circle and walk towards him?

yes

A T H L E T I C

will you suck his FAT musky BVLL COCK and lick his greasy axe covered chest hairs?

REPLY TO ME FAGGOT

feeling cute today

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I think he would unironically be jacked if he just cut some of those 10,000 big macs sitting in his stomach.

What is he posting Jow Forums ?

A twink

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*get on the floor and beg him*
Please become my Sensei!

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Why are the simplest things the most funny?

you're stupid. this copy pasta is from 2009.

Fell for the counter-bait. Yikes.

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So this is the power of bloatmax ...

>falls for the counter counter bait

Yikes

WTF is that shit

*literally run laps around him as he tries to catch me*

Shalom shalom, my fellow golem.

CHOO CHOO

WEH WEH
WEH WEH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Just punch the fucker in the belly button

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Lel

How is he still so fat even despite lifting every day?

so easy to spot a dyel

Yea? Answer me my question you dumb

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might eat your whole fridge later idk

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>"your 20,000 calorie diet starts today"

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what kind of bullshit range of motion is that?

*tears bicep*

t. twinklet onions boy

His gravity field is too strong

why is a board dedicated to health and fitness obsessed with this obese lardass?

there's nothing funny, ironic or amusing about this guy. he's fat as fuck and looks like a literal subhuman retard. his "lifts" usually have little to no ROM.

stop posting this fucking fat fuck already

He’s on a massive bulk, he consumes more enrgy than he uses, so he gains weight in order to lift heavy as fuck things

>falling for the counter counter counter bait
yikers

Kek, never going to live it

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>Falling for the triple reverse bait
OOF

Who is this person, does he have a wiki page or something similar? What is the Lore on this guy. I don't get it i see him all over fit and in some other boards.

You have to live it

shut the fuck up!!

Is he some sort of fat lifter golem-like entity? What is he?!

youtu.be/7Xnf5miWzQo

YOU
HAVE
TO
LIVE
IT

So basically a different person

How would he look if we magically too him to 10% body fat, tightened skin etc.

>he's not living it
Its like you dont want to make it

Is he Greek? Kyriakos seems to be a Greek name. Does he compete in anything? Lifts? Bench, Squat, Dead-lift? Anything else?

Never gonna make it

>pull ups on a man that size

g-guys im scared..

The Zyzz of modern times.

With his amount of muscle mass, he would mog every single Mr Olympia in existence.
And even with his current bodyfat he still does it.

Yes he is greek.
No, he doesn't compete

Stayed in Kavala for a few days. Visited some gyms but could not find him
>feels bad bros I wanted an autograph

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this dude could be one hell of a bouncer

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>t. not living it

>falling for the counter triple reverse pseudo-bait

>Keeps walking towards the bloat.

He eats a lot

He is a bloat elemental.

What a fucking God.

>move you fat fuck, touch me and that's an assault charge

walk around him as he waddles after me

shut up twink faggot

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Alk hail the Bloat-God!

somebody post the webm

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YOU HAVE TO LIVE IT

based thanks

That's a comical little jump but got damn the man weighs FULL

You can't handle my bloat, twink

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streght train in a fatfuck like him is bad for hearth?

Wouldn't be an issue.

He is clearly strong and big but your goal is to go for eyes first. A well places finger rake to the eyes or a direct impact to the nose likely will cause him to have obscured vision.

Your nexr goal is to get behind him on his back and force his head forward. Due to his size when his head is pressed forward he cannot breath due to the volume of fat and muscle on his neck. Also due to his size and likely anerobic exercises he likely will be exhausted in a few seconds and passing out within 10-15.

So if you have some basic judo and jujutsu skills you won't be too bad off.

This is all possible as long as he doesn't get a strike in or ahold of you.

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