Why am I like this? I was just trying to make a shitty joke, she hasn't responded in hours...

Why am I like this? I was just trying to make a shitty joke, she hasn't responded in hours, what the fuck is wrong with me?

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nice job incel

where do you find women

Is that our lord and saviour Pyrocynical as your profile pic?

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So guys, we did it, we ruined yet another social interaction

You just made my day
oregano supremoe

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dude. that girl is one of those normie innocent types who are complete vanity and really dumb get offended easily and can't take a joke and laughs at cute kitty videos exclusively.

WE WERE STAYING IN PARIS

You fucked up m8, next time don't go telling people to kill their family members. They probably wont find it funny even if you're joking. Just being real.

She was never interested in you bro. You just exist to feed her ego.

Way too blunt and passive-aggressive. You should've replied in these ways instead
>well what can you do haha
>don't worry, you'll always be my favourite!
>I prefer your brother anyway, I'll contact him instead
>you might be able to do nothing to him, but you can do everything to me!
There, solved you fucking retard

Wow. Ask me how I know you've never had sex.

Being a fucking cuckboy won't get you anywhere. Please never talk like you get pussy again

I'll try that next time, thank you bro

>>well what can you do haha
>>don't worry, you'll always be my favourite!
Go with these two, if anything. The other two are pretty weird and also cringe.
Still a lot better than what OP went with really, he wouldn't have gotten himself ghosted typing at least the first two.

Yeah, I'm big retard, I should have said something like that. Sorry, robots, I failed you.

Were you trying to date or fuck her?

I was just trying to have a human interaction with somebody over the internet

you completely overdid that bit lol

I was just trying to make a joke, I sent the "just kidding" bit like half an hour later when she wasn't answering to try and salvage the conversation.

If a girl isn't into you bugging her and sucking up to her are just annoying.

>You should murder him
>Just kidding
why hasn't she responded

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I know why she didn't respond, I'm not that retarded. I'm just normal retarded

Well then that's just the way she goes in that case. If she's not into you the game was lost before you even begun.

She's just a bitch, don't worry about it.

But if you want to know what's up, the first joke was good, but she was looking for you to sympathize or ask her what happened, and your stupid line made you look like you weren't interested in listening. She figures she has enough other people who will listen to her so she just ignored you.

Again, she's just an entitled bitch for ignoring you though and you shouldn't think too deeply about it

nevermind op, onto the next roastie.

So the solution to OP's problem is to just not be ugly

Goddamn, I read that in his voice.

I don't think she's a bitch, I'm probably just such a high caliber social autist that nobody wants to talk to me

She could say "gotta go" or something like that at least. The fact that she didn't means she is not a nice person. You missed your cue to start talking serious, that's the only thing you screwed up on.

You're definitely retarded enough to not know how to quote properly. You stupid fucking newfag.

I guess. I don't really harbor any hate for her for ghosting me, I guess I just kind of expect it and automatically think that everybody I talk to hates me.

So I guess I'm not the greatest judge on whether somebody's a bitch or not, but if you guys think she is, maybe? I don't know.

Chill dude, it just takes a while to murder somebody. She's gonna freak when she comes back and reads that last text though.

Hahaha, thank you user, your joke makes me feel better about my autism.