This is LITERALLY my girlfriend. Are you pussy-faggots jealous?
This is LITERALLY my girlfriend. Are you pussy-faggots jealous?
Cooper Garcia
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Juan Williams
The fact that these never say "wife" is telling. These do not last for very long, for very obvious reasons.
Cameron Hill
No, because I'm not a faggot with an Oedipus complex.
Luke Foster
They do if the girl is mentally ill
Matthew Brown
no, i am not, dude
enjoy yourself
Jack Bennett
A little. Not so into being treated like a child, but you can't beat that much affection.
Carter Myers
Congrats, you're a manchild who can't make a single real decision in your life.
Austin Reyes
Lol, are you a retard? How does having a kickass mommy gf affect my agency?
Ryan Bell
Too early for wifing, but that is the plan my man
Dominic Smith
Because you want to be babied and not have to do anything. That's the mommy gf audience, there is no other appeal
Logan Cook
The only mental illness thats a dealbreaker is BPD
Lucas Parker
Reminder that azn gfs make the best type of mommy gf.
Nathaniel Murphy
So you ARE a retard. Mommy gfs appeal to a wide variety of people for a wide variety of reasons. Personally I enjoy the sexual roleplay, the gentle femdom aspects, and the actual genuine affection. Mommy gfs are one of the few types of women who arent brainwashed into being vapid lazy attention whores. Theres nothing quite like spooning with my mommy as we cuddle up to watch some kino after a long day. Thats something youll never have, lol
Liam Foster
I'm 18 and I have a 28 year old mommy "girlfriend".
She's a 5/10, 5'2" and chubby. I'm like a 7/10 as she tells me, 6'6" and lanky. I knew her for a year, as she was a gas station cashier. She would call me sweetie, darling, honey, etc. every time we met. Eventually, I wanted to have sex with her. Her mediocrity strikes a chord in my heart, and she's a low hanging fruit so why not? I decided to compliment her clothes one day, she called me "cute" and started making physical contact with me, then I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime, and the rest is history.
She came over to my place the first time we hung out. We watched Netflix on her account and ate pizza for "dinner". At night, she said "I'm bored" and led me by the hand to my bedroom. I've only fucked her two times so far. During our first time having sex, she taught me how to fuck like a real mom would. She told me for every breath, do two pumps. I fucked her missionary style until she "came" then I pumped a bit after that and sprayed my gravy all over her abdomen. She said "congratulations, you're not a virgin anymore" after this happened. During our second session of intercourse, she pretended she was my big sister, and called me "little brother" during the sex.
I'm not sure if I should raise a family with this woman, she's clearly a slut. I don't think I actually love her, I just feel intense lust when I think about her. There's an 18 year old 8/10 coworker of her's that is apparently jealous of her being with me, so there's that.
Gabriel Miller
Thanks user, I appreciate it. This isnt an original comment though.
Kevin Hill
Hey thats pretty hot man, it doesnt sound like you appreciate what youve got though. Gotta treasure your mommy gfs, theyre a rare and precious breed.
Jaxon Clark
The best kind of gf right here
Angel Campbell
Sounds like you have more problems than me, buddy. Degeneracy is fun tho
Anthony Mitchell
I don't think I can make this "relationship" work because I'm not even graduated from high school (home schooled) and she's a wage slave for a shit skin at a gas station.
I also forgot to mention that she cooks me breakfast and has really nice kinda-droopy D cups. I'm not sure what cup size they are, but they're more than a hand full, even for a big lanklet like me. Really great to suck on.
Julian Nelson
Hang on for the ride and see how far it goes, buddy. Suck those mommy titties for every drop you can.
Jace Diaz
Do you think I could incorporate this 8/10 blonde 18 year old girl who likes me into this whole thing? I can choose a Stacey who will cuck me if Chad comes along, or settle for a mommy GF who will give me autistic offspring if I cream pie her.
Owen Lee
>but that is the plan my man
oh no no no no
Joseph Bell
The choice is obvious and I shouldnt have to tell you which one is correct
Cooper Ramirez
oh yes yes yes yes
Lucas Ortiz
My gf
(Verified Original Post)
Brody Young
Yo man thats pretty fuckin sexy desu
Nathan Ross
long read but an interesting look into the chinese mind
Jeremiah Ward
Thats really nice but I want a gf like this
Wyatt Bailey
Im trying to get her to this point
Jackson Hill
Wrong thread, user? Thats okay, it happens
Christopher Nguyen
Interesting, pelase share original discussion
Ryder Moore
>tfw made bully gf
>it STILL gets shared sometimes
good to see that I'm not alone in my want for being teased
unrelated image ofc
John Reyes
Are you that emarati from Jow Forums?
Joseph Morris
Good for you pal. It's my biggest dream to get a girl like that.
Daniel Rivera
I had an egf like that once, it didn't last, I got hurt
You've been warned, especially if you met her on this god forsaken site
Hunter Bell
Freud was a dumb faggot and so are you
Christian Cooper
And how would you know that asian gfs make the best mommies?
Isaac Wilson
Some guy on the internet told him that
James Cox
Nope, I met her on a fetish dating app that no longer exists. I tried for a while to find one on here to no avail, though I feel like a mommy gf from here would be pretty fucked in the head. Like all of the dudes.
Jason Martinez
No because I have a 9/10 wife
Isaac Bell
Disgusting. Is there a little sister gf ?
Christian Russell
Perfect titties, but 0/10 fetish user. Why is "femdom" a thing ?
Jeremiah Hernandez
>tfw no slightly retarded cute diaper gf
Jose Hill
Why would you want to have gf that's like your mother?
Sounds annoying.
Anthony Thompson
How?
She'll beat you and force you to learn piano?
Jaxson White
kek wtf
Orig
Eli Wood
She isnt like my mother, thats the whole
point
Jaxon Howard
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Charles Carter
>will cuck me if chad comes along
Nigga, you ARE Chad. If two girls are interested in you, then you are that man
Henry Kelly
My mother wasnt like the pic.
Y want a loving female to be my partner, is that much to ask?
Xavier Diaz
I need to know where this is from. Mind posting the source, user?
Angel Collins
There is a very thin line between loving female and clingy female.
Cooper Turner
Isaac Evans
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discord.link
I-n7u
Aiden Garcia
you sound fucking stupid for someone that's dating a copy of their grandmother
Hunter Edwards
Fuck off tripfag, your kind deserves a rope and a short drop with a sudden stop
Colton Lopez
>not literal
Gayyyyyy
Andrew Lopez
Whoops, this link was meant for
Jacob Garcia
Hey, you sauce-anons are doing the devils work
Ryan Peterson
Youll never become a man if you have a dominant gf like the mommy fetish. My girl wants to be the pic related but I dont let her
Carter Bailey
tiger mom gf is best gf
Easton Powell
>not literal mommy gf
>she literally calls you honey and sweetie
ok
Owen James
She mostly calls me sweetie or baby and refers to herself as mommy, even when we fuck.