Just lost my virginity to a prostitute...

my best masturbation routine involves a certain amount of moisture, a ratio of rubbed areas, edging, and constant pressure on my prostate.
am khv but seems like only a perfect blowjob could beat it.
yeah you slowly learn it is only a big deal socially.

>took the prostipill
absolutely based. dont listen that fag telling you how much different 'being in love' is he just wants to make you feel bad and make you chase the impossible. hookers are the best compromise for real robots, prevents you from becoming a chronic romanticizing incel without actually having to put up with the shit modern women do

>he just wants to make you feel bad and make you chase the impossible
k. fuck off faggot

You can't say something is overrated when you only experienced its lowest and worst form.

>spiritual connection

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yes. seeing a girl you love being happy through the act of making love with her feels like your soul gets involved too.

This. Also, sex is definitely not overrated, at least in my experience. Pic related

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>OP tries McDonald's
>WOW ALL BURGERS ARE SHIT

not even trying to make you feel bad, just can't let this trash logic slide

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Listen here retard, my day is shitty and you being this dense is not helping. Sex with emotions releases endorphins, and the cuddle afterwards is what truly stands out, not the insertion. If you have not felt the rush of bonding hormones and the feeling of oneness, you did not have sex, you porkedan onahole.

Wanna talk logic? Wheres the logic in thinking feelings of ((((love)))) is going to magically create new physical sensations that makes sex interesting. If I love McDonalds it doesnt turn a big mac into a prime rib.

Not scientific. Go back and fuck another 9 whores so you have a good spread of experiences. Maybe even the next time you'll have some incredible sex and bust harder than ever before.

Ya I'm just not buying a single bit of this propaganda. Seriously laughing at the thought of robots trying to tell me how magical sex is when I'm the only here whose actually had it lmao at robots pretending they know what sex with a girl that loves them is like. Seriously take it from someone whose actually had experience its overrated. Sex is a normie meme. Sex is reddit.It's like being excited for capeshit, you only pretend to like it to fit in with the zeitgeist. Sex is for basedboys

It's just very clear from the way you guys describe it that you guys have completely romanticized sex. I've actually had it and I'm telling you it sucks.

Nah it was too much money for something that was honestly unenjoyable. I have no desire to have sex again and desu it feels pretty liberating, i feel like a massive weight has been taken off my shoulders. haven't really felt so free in years. If only you guys could come to the same realization too

Why dont you try gay sex or take the pink pill and fuck a cute femboi

>Ya I'm just not buying a single bit of this propaganda. Seriously laughing at the thought of robots trying to tell me how magical sex is when I'm the only here whose actually had it lmao at robots pretending they know what sex with a girl that loves them is like. Seriously take it from someone whose actually had experience its overrated. Sex is a normie meme. Sex is reddit.It's like being excited for capeshit, you only pretend to like it to fit in with the zeitgeist. Sex is for basedboys
Is this how you cope? Anyone who's had sex with a girl who won't drop them immediately afterwards can comprehend that fucking a prostitute is different. It was disappointing for you because it was a cheap and easy alternative to actually getting a girl to like you, and putting in the time and effort to get to the point of having sex with her.

You're right, it may feel the same, but you feel disappointed because you didn't actually achieve anything, and you know you didn't. It's like buying a new game and using a cheat code to get to the end. Sure, you got the same outcome, but you didn't put the effort or time into the journey to actually feel accomplished. No shit you feel butthurt about it.

If all you wanted was sex, that's what you got. Nothing more, nothing less. Having sex while in a relationship is far better, both people knowing and understanding the connection they have. Cope and deny all you want, you're just fucking pathetic and you know it. You took the easy way out, and you'll never get that back

Nah. You're just making up fanfiction at this point. There's absolutely no way sex supposedly feels better just because you """"love"""" someone. Physically makes no sense for sensations to change based on mind state otherwise I could just be one immune to torture by telling myself there is no pain. Anyways if it was so different and less satisfying why is prostitution and easy hook up apps like tinder so popular? Makes no sense what you're saying.

If you paid her it wasn't dissappointing for the woman, they're not porn stars.

How old? Age has a massive factor in quality

She was young. 24 on her profile. I didn't just pick up some street walker I went to the top rated escort site and paid almost a fifth my monthly salary for an hour. She was young, fit, attractive, enthusiastic and surprisingly supportive when I told her I was a virgin. The girl herself was rather pleasant and acted very convincingly demure and willing , I just didn't enjoy the sex

>Nah. You're just making up fanfiction at this point. There's absolutely no way sex supposedly feels better just because you """"love"""" someone. Physically makes no sense for sensations to change based on mind state otherwise I could just be one immune to torture by telling myself there is no pain. Anyways if it was so different and less satisfying why is prostitution and easy hook up apps like tinder so popular? Makes no sense what you're saying.
Seriously? Did you even read what I said? You're disappointed in the sex because you didn't accomplish anything. It's cheap, easy, and forgettable. That's the exact reason why hookups are popular. All some of these thots want is for their desires to be sated, but you never see any of them truly, genuinely happy. Sex isn't the only thing people crave, but the ones that want it without having to commit are the ones that are on tinder and apps alike.

Like I said, you can deny it all you want, but just having sex isn't enough. You paid for it and that's what you got. The feeling won't change, sure. It's the experience of doing it with someone you actually give a shit about. You just had a shit experience

>a prostitute.
>very disappointing for the woman
How? Did you short her on the payment?

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>user (correctly) concludes that sex is not really that great
>legions of sex-havers bombard the thread to defend their hedonism by insisting he did sex wrong and should have done it with someone he loves
>they cannot possibly accept that anyone is not enjoying sex as much as they are
Haha.

I've had sex and was a too virgin before then. It does live up to the "unrealistic" expectations. You have to actually put some feeling into it. It's weird I think porn but also just movies have given people the wrong understanding of what sex is, like they know sex mechanically but not eroticism. Idk watch some films (not porn just films that have sex) from the 60s and 70s.

>user (correctly) concludes that sex is not really that great
>legions of sex-havers bombard the thread to defend their hedonism
How can it be hedonistic if its not that great?

>prostitute
>very disappointing for the woman
>"Sex is literally overrated guys"

Have you ever had sex with a sexy girl you liked before? Sex with prostitutes is pretty different than fucking real womans.

emotions definitely change sex, but i agree with you that it doesn't make it drastically better.

what does make it a lot different though is having a chemistry and mutual trust, of the rhythms and playing around, when lounging around watching a film can turn slowly into sex and you can light her on fire by a tiny movement of a hand, or a well-timed well-placed kiss. and the comfort and familiarity of knowing what she likes, what you like, being able to communicate wordlessly and get to that rhythm together, to change positions, etc.

there's a lot of different types of sex that open up when you do it with a person multiple times. none of it is religious or anything like that, but it's definitely a lot more than benis in vagene

Before you had sex, I am sure you had weak wanks. When you just kinda came, but you could care less, just routine. Then you had great jerkoffs when you camebuckets.
Sex can be different like that. Conquest is important. If you feel like you are taking over a woman and bend her will to convince her to have sex with you

For some reason normals place really high value on sex. My guess is social status. They have a psychological component that probably enhances the experience for them.

>They have a psychological component that probably enhances the experience for them.
Run a self-diagnostics on your emotion chip

For some reason? We are living in the most sexualized society in fucking history. Just watch a random music video. If you don't constantly flash your ass/tits you will not even become a successful singer anymore.

Even fucking kids in cartoons are sexualized. (I'm taling about Anime). Disney princesses are fucking sexualized. Sex is fucking everywhere.

Without all the (((brainwashing))) we probably wouldn't be so obsessed with it.

>Run a self-diagnostics on your emotion chip
Probably overdue for that actually.

This is very true. I was speaking in terms of conquest and validation, which are basic and primal, but this is absolutely the other half of the picture.

I have a gf that I love and even I think you're a fucking retard

This guy gets it right, it's not like you had sex with a lot of people OP

>Just lost my virginity to a prostitute.
Congrats, you achieved nothing.

Speaks actual stuff
>Conquest is important
Yep. That's it. Conquest is everything. That's what separates virgins and men.
And you (OP) just cheated the way, thus cheating yourself.

>Congrats, you achieved nothing.
getting experience increases confidence

yeah, i wouldn't say you achieved nothing. it's actually good to be a bit disillusioned about sex. it wipes some of that stink of desperation off you.

Of what I've read sex as in the actual physical act is pretty average the first time for even those who last together but it gets better from there.

What op has done is rented a sports car with zero driving experience. And then there is the emotional side which is totally a waisted effort.

But op has learned something. Sex in that context sucks and he is right.

Sex is not about some primal craze to fuck something. Sex is about being passionate towards your partner in the first place.
So when you're in love with someone, when you are passionate towards this person and this person is passionate towards you and then *boom* you are having sex. And that's sex. Actual S-E-X.
And what OP did? He just masturbated with living silicone doll for a small fee feeling nothing towards it, sweating for a bit during the process, and then jumped on Jow Forums to tell everybody that sex is futile shit. That's the true incel attitude.

-Jow Forums research & academia

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What I've learned is everyone here is obsessing and destroying themselves over stupid overrated shit. Whatever, I'll ascend to volceldom without you, keep chasing after normie fantasies, I'll enjoy my liberation alone

Wrong. its volcel. I've decided this shit is overrated through my own research, it's people who still want sex but cant have it that are incels.

incels=volcels = pathetic.

The actual sex consists if two parts
1. Finding dat pussy and makin it wet.
2. Slayin dat pussy.

OP missed the first part. It's kinda like turning on some classic/post-rock song, just to quickly rewind to the climax.
Tried it wrong and instantly lowkey gave up on it. Celibating after first (cheatd)try. Epitome of pathetic.
(nyeah sex boring, das y i choze 2b single)

>my own research
"Truth is, it was rigged from the start"

Sex is not the most important thing in the life. But dayum food feels good when cooked right.

-Jow Forums research & academia

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All you've done is listed a bunch of false premises and junoed to conclusions. Sorry but I've done actual physical 1dt hand research while you're still an incel robot who clings to normie fantasies. facts dont care about your feelings.

>movie references
>food analogies
>stale cliches
>snarky condescending one liners
>presenting opinions as science without presenting any type of scientific data
>dat
>signatures

Lmao this post is as reddit as it gets

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