True Facts about Chuck Norris

True Facts about Chuck Norris.

1. He can outsmart a bullet.

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but can he outrun one

3. He can slam a revolving door.

2. He has not been funny since 2008

5. Chuck Norris is the real father of Saxton Hale.

In North Korea Kim Jong Un is Chuck Norris. There is no Chuck Norris or it's the concentration camp for you!

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9. Chuck Norris invented the republican party.

what year is it

2018

10. Chuck Norris undermines the concept of dead memes. He's always alive in our hearts and souls.

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11. When chuck norris does a push up, he is actually bench pressing the entire earth.

12. wen chuck fuck, he succ then duck

13. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.

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cringe
but i hope you guys having fun

14. Chuck Norris has surpased cringing at the cringworthy.

15. Chuck Norris's birth was the real reason why the Nazi's surrendered.

Go back to 2007

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only chuck norris can make chuck norris cum
but he never jacks off

In soviet russia... chuck norris cringes at YOU