Your snacks, sir. Enjoy the movie!

>Your snacks, sir. Enjoy the movie!
Wtf is wrong with Americans?

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Hope it's a short movie if that's all the snacks we're getting.....

>Wtf is wrong with Americans?
We can afford food.

i could probably eat that whole tendies plate by myself in like 15 minutes

What meme country are you from and why are you so obsessed?

We have a bunch of jealous ass effeminate haters posting on our website, Nigel.

do americans really do this?

wtf, they forgot to give you the ranch bucket

There's no indication the people in this photograph are at a movie theater and there's at minimum 3 people eating this together, if not more not pictured.

are these just for the trailers or something?

>and a small salad

I hate chicken wings. Which probably makes me less of a man, but the only time I can bring myself to eat chicken wings is when I'm dead drunk and don't give a fuck about fooling with the bones and shit.

>it's all chicken

I'm autistic as fuck and don't like chicken. Am I the only one?

I would literally only eat the fries here

Excuse me, sir. Stop trying to speak rationally to people from the second world. They weren't raised in school systems which encouraged that type of thinking.

Oh and the Mac and cheese

>Americans actually eat food
Jesus Christ

I prefer pork to chicken. But, yes. You're an autistic reddit spacing fucking reject.

I can probably eat all of that. Just how fucking poor do you have to be to think THAT's a lot of food?

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What do you talk about that isn't crying about muh merica?
You sad boring cunt, get a fucking life.

How many chickens do you reckon there are in that photo?

Man I wish I was an 18yo stoner rich suburban kid that can go and indulge in Garbage like this while watching movies or what have you.

I usually sneak a ziplock bag full of hard boiled eggs into the theater.

>sour grapes

just get a job bro

I can eat all that in 20 min. Can user do better?

1st off no movie theater serves food like that, 2nd those tenders look good as duck, 3rd these people are outside & clearly not at a theater

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>4th I'm a phoneposting faggot please rape my face

wtf I wish I was American now

>Sandwiches served on their side
Never seen this except in meme instagram photos, seems like west coast faggotry

Based snacks 2bh mate

I just need a sandwich.

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pub food

Reminder that Americans actually have this for breakfast

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based

>good as duck
duck tendies pwn

I've been to America and yes they do this

yet you cant afford medical bills when you're hospitalized for being fat

>Be American
>Get fat
Can't make this shit up

Why do millennials take pictures of their food?

what the FUCK is going on in that picture

I see why this thread was on /tv/

Goddammit mods

man i wish they had that at the movies
but fuck you mods, saged

that's like five days of food

This is why they call you the rectal impregnator

Goodness that looks delicious.

>shedding weight
>only thing i can think of is food
>threads like this
>mom is actually making blini
fuck off imp trash

Or an entire group of people, which it looks like its for. Nobody eats this much food, not even the fattest fucks in this country.

I know someone that could probably get close to downing all of that. He uh...he has a problem.

He'll probably be dead in 5 years then.

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Probably and no one would be surprised.

Well, I wouldn't say nobody...

frienden, what is blini ?

blini on the left
me on the right

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wow ur cute

At that point i'd just shave my arms, damn

That looks oishii

Ah, Brazilian women