>At gym
>Huge dude across the room is giving you a cross look
>He maxes 400 pounds on bench, then places the bar on the rack
>Gets up, starts waking towards you, looks furious
>He's in swinging distance
>Lunges forward with his right arm out
>His hand stops in front of you, arm outstretched, hand in a fist bump
>"Peace in Christ, bro"
What do, Jow Forums?
Bro...
*Play dead*
Ask him to spot you with incline bench pressing
whip out my dick
get on the floor
everybody just lost the game
he looks like Peter North but with huge muscles
Fist bump him back akwardly and ask if he would be willing to help me get gainz like him.
Bump his fist and say "God bless"
kick him the nuts and run like a bitch
"Christ is lord"
hare hare krishna
>Shit pants and walk backwards to locker room, back into toilet stall and dispose of every piece of clothing I have before grabbing a towel and my things and going home
Dog bless Ameriga :DDD
Fuck off christcuck
tribal tattoo. knock that faggot back into the 1990s
isn't that the green ranger, tommy?
"allah ackbar"
Tell him thats a gay fucking tat. Then drop a pl8 on his foot and run.
>What do, Jow Forums?
Pull my gun.
>Lunges forward with his right arm out
You should have instinctively dodged, blocked, or countered at this point. I'm not a particularly skilled fighter so the best I would have managed would likely be an instinctive block and a sidestep.
Ask if he ever banged the pink ranger.
In America = pull the trigger
In Norway = call police
And an allahu ackbar to you too, fellow follower of Abrahamic barbarianism! Heil Shakeena!
Y-you too.
Fist bump him back because I'm not a pussy. Then pull both our pants down and compare circumcision scars.
In that scenario I'd instinctively pull an Ippon-seoi-nage, tai-otoshi, seoi-nage, or any of the various other Judo takedowns. Then finish off with an Arm Bar before the guy had a chance to even so "Peace in Christ, Bro". If some steroid induced looking freak is charging at me, I'm assuming he means business...
"Thanks for the boner" is something I never thought I be would saying to another man, yet here we are.
You took me on a Jow Forums nostalgia ride.
>What do, Jow Forums?
bend over and spread my waxed, pink asshole for him
I Tell tommy to go fuck himself.
Hail Satan... Gtf away from me godfag
Solid game plan. Oh, btw, he is also an undefeated mma fighter. So...good luck.
>3rd Dan Judo
>1st Degree Black Belt in BJJ
>17 Years Muay Thai
That's my pedigree, I'd take my chances...
>i'd take my chances
Might as well put your life savings into lotto tickets, same odds of winning.
Sometimes bros jerk each other off, it’s not gay, especially if you DONT kiss on the mouth while you’re doing it.
Worst comes to worst, I take him to the ground and put him out of commission. My Judo is on par with his, and I'm a superior BJJ practitioner.
You judo throw him to the ground then start sucking his dick?
Then you'd awake from your coma if you're lucky.
hey lumploafs came from k forum hereing you talking $#!+ on God he is our saver died for are sins and you disinspect him like this I will have you all know you are going to hell believe me my aunt her bf is Indiana State trooper
so P!$$ off and don't you ever say bad things about God he help me start my small bisiness getting sucssesful doing real good thank God every day for helping me ho I am don't you ever think you can excape God he is everywere he knows don't sin pray go to church and worship God thank you have a nice nite
What industry is your business in?
see he is a good part of the 90's
Seriously. I need to move to Norway.
This
Befriend him and get swol. Wtf you think? You’re at a gym.
Go to my locker to retrieve my sig and shoot him.
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Tommy is the cool older brother I never had the same way Jordan Peterson is the father the broken men on this board never had
>P-peace in christ, b-bro
I do not sale armzones I sale sheths besides calzones not American I only sale good American sheth
P!$$ off lumploaf I already have brother my favorite brother make me feel nice inside I try to make specail sheth to give just him it has inscripsion how much I like him guns
"i dont believe in the hebrew tale of yeshua the king of jews"
white powerjaeger?
"Yeah, amen bro. How you going mate, all right? Damn good lifts there, good form. H-hey, aren't you the green Power Ranger? You know, I still have a Dragonzord toy in my lounge. H-hehe.
Wow, she had a great body
>Autism the post
What a tribal fag.
>Nothing personnel, kid.
>"p-p-peace in C-Christ, dude"
>go home and post about le ebil christian right-wingers on reddit
"Deus vult!"
Fisting bros never was so straight.
Yeah, either you've been training at McDojos or you're 50 years old.
Make friends with him. Super cool guy. Work out with him a ton. Get our wives to meet. Have our children play together. Cook out. Protect each other. Live in love and happiness, enjoy friendship, love my life.
This is what people are missing in their lives. Brotherhood, friendship, love.
Amen brothaaaa *bump fist
>ifunny
You’re very nice
Assrape him on the spot. NO one raises a fist to me.
*fistbump him*
"amen"
Christ? What's that?
Is that the white power ranger?
reminder
What any normal human being would do, suck his dick
Daily reminder that Jow Forums is not allowed in the Jow Forums thailand trip. On the day of the meeting, we will know who you are based on your DYEL bodies.
I'd be surprised if half of you who try showing up are even white.
>implying I wouldn't be thrilled to meet the Green Ranger.
slap his ass and wake up from the dream
you either die the hero or live long enough to become the villain...again
thats the green power ranger you uncultured fuck the only one actually trained in martial arts
Tell him Jesus was a kike faggot.
that's the Zeo Red Ranger you degenerate fucking swine
>we will know who you are based on your DYEL bodies
You realize that most of Jow Forums doesn't lift right? They just make fun of people who do until they get depressed and leave like Tinytrip and Supermang.
Why do people unironically get shitty little bits of facial hair like that
Like a landing strip, a soul patch or goatee
Don't they realize it makes them look unclean, like a door-to-door macaroni salesman?
Hug him and kiss him passionately. With a tongue!
Okay, I'm sick of coming into threads were OP has only 1 post. Wtf is this shit?
This is a distraction thread.
Shills trying to distract from the current Obama Spygate scandal.
sage & move on
Ill suck your dick
I'm shy. You can suck my megazord.
I sage and report him for shitty gym behavior.
Qboomer niggers or pewdipie millennials?
aaah good old sweet rule 88
Attended this dudes dojo as a kid, Jason is actually a really upstanding guy irl, has real moral convictions and shit not like most scumbag tv stars
probably wouldnt march with us during the day of the rope tho unfortunately
because he'd be in the vanguard and we'd follow
maybe trying to ping the manly cleft chin detection instinct in women without actually having a cleft chin
>c-c-can you spot for me senpai ?
>bumps fist
>"white power brother"
>continue on with my workout
Headbutt his fist, absorbing his spiritual energy directly into my brain, shattering him instantly.