Just Alpha Things

>Spend an hour on a machine
>Nobody asks how many sets I have because im bigger and stronger then everyone

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>be alpha
>post on 4chin

>homegym masterrace

Roided manlet lmao

>be roided to their tits
> I'm bigger and stronger and people wont even come close hurr durr

You probably just stink of protein fart.

Force myself on a girl. Literally shoving her face to my groin and saying "suck it whore suck my fookin cock".
Forcing my cock in her pussy.
Basically forcefully coercing womens to fuck regardless if they wanted to or not.
Consent means nothing to me.
If I want sex I'mma get it.
If you're a highschooler at a party you shouldnt be, sweetheart you're gonna get buttfucked.
If you're a sexy cougar at the gym, sweetheart I'm going to flash you, and cum shark you in the parking lot.
If you're the bitch at the supermarket, Im gonna crash my cart into your car door and repay you for damages by letting you suck my banana cock.

whad the fugg

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You wouldn't understand. It's a gift to simply be in my presence.

>alpha
>machine

lmao

Came here to post this.

My man.

>Open bobs and vegans sweetheart
>Rape u later

DYEL detected

wut

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>Alpha
>MACHINE
Maybe you just fucking smell user

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Based

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Just being an entitled inconsiderate cunt. There fixed it for ya

If ya want it just ask pussy.
I have at least 20 sets left

>Doing cardio
>Keep going until the people next to me get off

this board if fucking incredible

>cum shark you in the parking lot.

thats my fetish

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Came here to post this

Alphas don’t use roids and hgh

I think you ment to say betas

I always spend ~25 mins on the bench and when nerds ask me if they can work in I just tell them how many sets I've got left. I don't really care about making them wait too long because I know that I'll be putting the bench to a better use than these guys who bench 95 lbs

>this entire post

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post body
post body ugly natty

For any natty that is reading this, remember: you can be as based as you think you are but when you look in the mirror your body doesn't prove it. Maybe, just maybe, at that point you should question whether the things that people (your favourite fake natty youtubers) tell about steroids are true.

For example, if you believe steroids make your dick small you have been deluded. Instead mindlessly bashing on performance enhancing drugs, try to understand them, and you will soon realize the positives outweigh the negatives.

Good luck natty copers. May you step to the light and take the red pill.

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Why do nerds and virgins who had a shitty 3x12 bro split think that being natty is the reason they never made any muscle?

>squeeze dyel balls in the locker room all the time, no one dare say anything because im bigger and stronger than everyone

>Jack off in between sets looking at cardio bunnies and nobody does jack shit because im bigger and stronger then everyone

If you're an alpha you wouldn't care if anybody approached you or not.

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If you are alpha you would not need to photoshop your photos comrade

I've realized people at the gym can be completely autistic like OP.

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Some fat korean dude was on the shoulder press machine for 15 fucking sets the other day. If thats you OP, maybe you should get on the treadmill because I guarantee you cant see your peepee.