Runescape

>rs3

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>got out of lawschool at 300
>got awesome haircut at 400
>got steak, stew and two beers at pub at 500
>alone in room without slut gf sucking my dick at 540 instead shitposting on fit

ill never be a normie no matter how hard i try

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I can't yet, mom is still alive. There is only one cure for what I have and it is hoping that when I kill myself I won't comeback.

Florida fag.

>Hurricane prep...
>Homework

I was just laying down rubbing my no fap wood all over my bed and pretending I was loving my ex because I'm so alone haha.

But you aren't alone. You have the air in your lungs and the water in your brain.

I'm eating McDonald's and watching Gordon Ramsay shows

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It's not over until it's over, pussy.

>Woke up panicked at 3am because don't remember how I got back home, drank a bit too much last night
>shitty sleep, finally get up at 6 am
>wageslave from 8am to 6pm (got an hour left to go)
>going to hit the bar when out of wagecage, but going to limit myself to one, maybe one and a half liters of beer
>at 9pm going to close shop @ family business
>go back home, masturbate furiously (not a daily thing but I've been pent up all day)
>most likely some more alcohol but not too much as tomorrow is lifting day with videos of people playing videogames as background while I lurk imageboards such as this fine place
>fall asleep at some point
It's a phase because some heavy shit is happening, or so I'm telling myself.

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You consider me weak for wanting to do the right thing. It is a surreal world you and I live in and so very frightening.

Why even lift if you’re gonna drink every single day. You’re not doing shit.

Based gordonposter

On the bus ride home, gonna get some shawarma poutine and then watch youtube while sorting my trading card collection.

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Why even live if you're going to die one day. You're not doing shit.

The right thing to do is to embrace the world regardless of how absurd it is, not leaving it prematurely because you're too weak to face it. You have no excuse, you simply enjoy wallowing in self-pity.

Not bad

all these alcohol fags on Jow Forums, the absolute state

based and astute

>rs3

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>lifted in the morning
>ran some errands
>made a latte
>now it's time for reading
>later margaritas and vidya

>not playing the beautiful OSRS
>Not buying gf

(repeating digits acknowledged)

It wasn't like this until recently. This too shall pass, I just don't want to lose the habit of lifting. I'd be doomed for sure then.

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>margaritas
post tits

I do enjoy that, yes. It is a bit of a tonic recently. But I assure you, if you knew me you would kill me. And so in that way I make no excuses. I do the duty that I must for the sake of others.

Pure cope, you haven't even reached your peak potential so you have literally no excuse for sudoku. Stop being a pussy.

You must be a devil, since you ask me to do the devils work. Perhaps I will reach my peak potential? And if I did, would you feel somewhat responsible for what is left? Would you feel it was all justified if I did what I wished with my life? Would you feel good?
No, you would curse the day you told a stranger not to die. Because if you are not a devil you should know that I am.

What are you, 15? Stop with the woe is me shit.

Season 4 is going to be one of the best seasons of any anime, what ep you on?

Attack on titan is pure s󠀀oy and if you enjoy it you are a s󠀀oyboy

>Season 4 is going to be one of the best seasons of any anime,

God, I hope you're right. But that's the same sort of shit they said about late GoT seasons. At least the anime has the manga to follow to the letter and won't be relying on some middling hack to through together filler episodes because apparently it is Nipponese LAW that anime air weekly with no breaks.

It's so scary to imagine living with someone like this. Someone who you raised and just have no clue how to help. Get it together you piece of shit. Your dad should whip your ass, seriously.

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How far have you watched?

God bless you user good luck

I watched all three seasons

There are no girls on the internet.

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I'm sorry its not your favorite

Quit drinking seven months ago. The two guys ITT that are throwing themselves a pity party need to suck it up and get some help.

I just came home from hanging out with some friends, goofin around and taking photos, quite boring honestly

No, i'm just a bad person who would rather die than keep on being bad.
You're suggesting he could? I broke his arm last year for telling me I was being irresponsible. He should be grateful I havn't killed him he deserves it almost as much as me.

>Attack on titan s3
Based
>Lifting
Even more based

>RS3

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I'm 20 and dont have access to alcohol, and I cant drink much at the party because I have to drive there. I'm so fuckin nervous

>>Runescape
Same but osrs, kinda wanna get back into RS3, I quit when EoC was released, do you have a returning player guide?
>>Attack on titan season 3
I'm watching some turkish show "magnificent century" really good
>>Lifting
same

Physio, dinner, more physio then heading out to see the lion king.

Tf of those activities are nomie?
>school
Not normie
>haircut
Not normie
>eat food
Not normie
>Drink
Normie, ngmi
>Gf
Bruv thats part of making it, getting a signifigant other.
If you want to be a normie go on redit, get a hive mind then live life. Boom npc nomie mode activated.
Side effects may include in random sperts of "orange man bad"

you need to rethink your ideas of what normal and not.

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>wow classic
>lifting
>wow classic

goal physique

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Just go bro, enjoy your youth before it haunts you

Sounds good, dude.

I cleaned the house, quieted things down so my wife and newborn son could nap, and now I am loading up on some proteins and homebrew in preparation for SQUATS and OATS tonight.

Later, I'll probably drink some bourbon and play Ion Fury or Doom or shit like that.

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Season 4 will have some pretty kino moments and turn the whole series on it's head

Watching the sopranos and eating honey nut cheerios

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So then what do you do with your time? Oh right, post pictures of anime girls on an anime image board

You're so based bro...

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Cringe and LARP pilled. Anki is gay just focus on your job and be comfy. Stop being a little bitch with "muh life is pain" shit.

So cringe

patrician, dont let anyone tell you otherwise

>The right thing to do
>absurd world

God, you're such a brainlet

school, getting haircuts and getting a gf are all normie things, retard. Leave and never come back

youtube.com/watch?v=lDetXuXJz_0

Uber/lyft there. Booze helps a lot especially if you're a social retard, just don't drink too much.

Same but not watching AoT. Might I ask what's your highest Telos enrage?

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Is it worth going back to RS? How's the community?

Spent all day doing work around the house. Now, I'm going to start a civ 5 game of Cthulhu vs Hitler vs Stalin on a Geilinor map while listening to the old tunes

currently listening to AFVN radio while drinking Coors

youtube.com/watch?v=dJCaTfjskcE&t=2151s

Give it a try at least.

>Overeating a lot. A fucking lot. Gained 5kg this month
>Lifting every modafukin day
>Played mankey human game
>Played control which somehow is more boring than the monkey
I wanna off myself, I'm not feeling good. My dog is dying and I just had another dog die on me of old age recently. I'm this close dude, this fucking close

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Oh you must frequent
>>/R9k
No u go back

>RS3

disgusting

>panic attack
>has a source for his discomfort and can talk on Jow Forums while it's happening

You don't know shit about shit you fucking attention whore.

not that guy but I got severe panic attacks after overdosing on X (girlfriend almost died too). It was hell. I'd get them just playing fucking Left 4 Dead or driving to walmart. Worst is when they hit at work or school.

The cure? Heavy. Fucking. Lifts. You can't have a panic attack at the gym you'll just get more reps and once you have the ability to punch your way out of any situation they disappear like that.

Also stop drinking caffeine you fucking tard. I bet there is a can of monster to the left of the words your reading right now isn't there.

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u r gay

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