>huge as fuck hurricane coming through ythat might knock out power for days or weeks
>buying a bunch of perishable shit like bread and milk instead of high calorie canned food, peanut butter, etc
Why do normies do this? How are they going to maintain mass?
Huge as fuck hurricane coming through ythat might knock out power for days or weeks
Matthew Ross
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Sebastian Stewart
>frozen pizza with no working freezer
Bentley Evans
>Tfw you have 20lbs of protein powder, 8 lbs of nuts, 3 lbs of peanut butter, 2lbs of fruit, 8l of water, 8 lbs of oatsjust casually
Gabriel Ward
>obese hordes swarm the stores and buy up everything
>obese hordes survive the fart cloud category 1
>obese hordes try to return everything they just bought
>rinse and repeat for every "hurricane alert"
Zachary Bailey
>why are normies retarded?
Uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jack Walker
>weeks
It's never longer than three days.
Joseph Ortiz
people do the same shit here every time a snow storm is about to roll through
though, at least then you can just put your food outside to keep it cold.
what annoys me more is everyone thinks they have to suddenly make french toast or something when they might as well go with whatever they usually eat.
Jeremiah Sanders
Except when it is. Speak for yourself faggot.
Henry Price
Had an unusually rough storm a year back in my part of town, 7 feet of snow sort of storm. Here's a somewhat related greentext of my snowed in life.
>be with gf
>be dyel/ottermode lankman
>hear snow is coming, stock up on eggs, dried beans and a couple huge cannisters of gasoline, plus a couple little fellows of butane
>cannot leave but don't want to stay
>send girlfriend to inlaws, decide to help keep order in my community in my shitty old jeep
>have snow over doorway, but dig self out once things settle a bit
>few days until plows reach town
>go to church and be only able bodied man to help deliver groceries and firewood to old/sick people
>eating eggs and beans and apples 10 days straight
>cook eggs on butane burner 6 at a time
>chop firewood with friend for hours in the morning, dig out whole houses full of different types of people, deliver boxes of food, firewood, batteries, sleep at night, wake at day endorphin levels maximized
>dawn of the 11th day
>snow plows finally get into town
>continue with digging/chopping/eggs and bean routine
>gf comes home when things settle after a couple of weeks
>zero deaths, entire community thankful to me and my jeep, even had a dinner in my honor at the church and they closed down the supermarket so that some of the oldtimer cashiers could come say thanks
>eggs and beans served with apple slices
>girl 'mirin my shoulders for first time in life
mfw I hit the gym that summer and its been 4 years, left dyel mode but absolute ottermode and solid lifts
Carter Jones
Irma had my power out for 4. Get btfo faggot
Adam Green
>wanting comfort food like pb&j in the middle of a blackout over a can of sardines
>what is morale
You are alone, aren't you OP?
Lucas Sanders
4 weeks?
Is the whole state cucked or just the eastern cities?
Thomas Richardson
Got those shoveling gainz, nice. And good job helping the less strong get through it.
Jace Ramirez
>mired
Thanks bro, means a lot. Power to those who help others when things get rough. I don't know how those big cities do it, or will do it. Nobody out there looks out for anybody.
Adam Barnes
most power lines on the eastern seaboard are above ground, since the areas were populated (and roads laid/worn down) prior to household electricity
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>14 days
It took 11 months for Puerto Rico to get back up and running.
I had a bad snowstorm a few years ago that left us without power for about a week and a half.
Gavin Wood
No, days. But I had neighbors that had it out for several weeks. Most of the state is fucked though, just not as bad as the East
>Located in Central Florida
Mason Butler
If this is real, you did it you achieved true chad.
Christian Richardson
>jacked up prices
>no return policy
amerifats deserve the hurricane jew
Ryan Bennett
>buy food
>decide you no longer need to consume food
>return food
>buy more food when you realize people need food
Jonathan Campbell
I don't get how you muricans get rekt by a bit of snow. I get shit like that and worse every year and nothing ever stops. I haven't ever seen any schools, stores, infrastructure closed all my life cause of snow. Heck people even go hiking in winter and not even cabins in the middle of nowhere close. And those can't even be reached by any vehicle in summer cause the terrain is hardcore. Last time I hiked in winter snow was higher than the roof of the cabin (5-6 meters of snow). The hardcore fuckers had a trench around the cabin and you basically went down to get in. And why did it take 11 days for plows to get there?
Wyatt Morales
i wish i was necessary
Jack Miller
The UK is 10x worse let me assure you.
Eli Rivera
Why are some Americans so stupid? Why would you build your house in a place plagued by natural disasters?
Brandon Torres
>hurricane comes
>people panic and buy tons of food
>I sit in my room next to my 20lbs+ of whey alongside tons of oats and nuts
I guess I could live off of this for months if I really needed to...
Carson Cooper
What are you going to eat on day 2 though?
Josiah Moore
Why don't americans just store tincans all year long so that they don't have to hurry to the store the a hurricane is coming? Seems like every year everyone is acting like it's a surprise that there are hurricanes in the south eastern part of the US
Henry Taylor
Anyone got the photo of the vegan food aisle after one of the hurricanes?
Asher Sullivan
Exactly. People also buy canned goods, but buy perishable items that they can enjoy for at least the first couple to few days.
Landon Clark
Because they are Americans.
Half their mind is controlled by "Getting some fuckin pussy, bro!" and the other half is thinking about McDonalds
Ayden Wright
the frozen pizzas are safe... this time
Brody Lewis
This is true, corporations basically own them.
Christian Cooper
If true fucking based and piller-of-the-community-pilled.
Julian Gonzalez
Cheese is the best thing to buy in this scenario, nothing competes
high protein, high fat, high calories, high mineral and vitamin content
canned tuna is too expensive and doesnt have enough calories
cheese can be eaten without any tools ,lasts for a long time too
eat it with some processed white bread that lasts for a week or more
peanut butter is good too but lacks the nutrients cheese has
Mason Murphy
its amazing how much hate and cope you see from people whove probably never lived in america. you just sound jelous.
Daniel Howard
jesus fucking christ. you people are the reason why other countries make fun of america. you sound sooo self important. noone gives a shit about your country. you probably imagine people living in other countries thinking about yours. it makes you feel better, makes you feel like a real man, doesn't it?
Julian Jones
lmao
Jackson Sullivan
Truly based, user.
Juan Campbell
My town of a couple 100k had a massive fire that wiped out whole neighborhoods. The entire community helped with food and shelter. People come together in crises.