Nice muscles you got there, user

Savagery.
Never been to court for anything.
While I am currently poor, I'm far from trailer trash.

trips of truth, i do that aswell

>Thinking it's actually common to get arrested for assault if there's no hospital bills
Just get out before the cops come. Most bars don't have cameras anyways.

A guilty pleasure

Ehh to an extent. Brand new wrestlers are sloppy and don’t know when they are in bad spots for triangles and armbars. Wrestlers with six months bjj? Absolute beasts. Grappling is grappling and most high school wrestlers start in middle school. That’s 4-5 years of grappling with intense physical training. Most blue belts are hobbiest in their 30s doing this 3 times a week with no other physical activities. Blue is also like 2 years of bjj.

A good school wrestler trains from the age of 8 and does competitions. Average blue belt does bjj for 3 years and probably started it after his 20s. Stop compare uncomparable. Also you clearly don't train.

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>THAT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL

you don’t have to be from a trailer park to be trailer trash like you don’t have to be from the hood to be a hoodrat

-pulls out hi point and caps your ass-
M'fugga

kek, wrestler fag here who just went to my first bjj class last week. no gi since it was at an mma gym. i can definitely confirm that takedown defense is NOT a thing in BJJ, i mean, i get that the guard is something you might want to get into if you're comfortable playing out of there, but it was making me chuckle a bit in my head sinking these really easy and shitty single legs and getting complimented on them. once i was on the ground i proceeded to get choked out by blue belts though, except for one i got in a neck crank. not talking shit on bjj it was just funny living the meme, i was by no means a good wrestler, and scoring takedowns on literally every single person i rolled with was funny

I’ve done bjj for 3.5 years and I would struggle to takedown someone who’s untrained but has good balance. I’d probably try something and fall backwards honestly. It’s almost sad how little it’s shown in bjj

i mean i get that honestly working from guard is better for the game and all, i think its just a problem with the scoring and slamming rules really. if takedowns were worth more and butt scooting was penalized it could really shake the game up, but i feel like purists would get mad at making it "too much like wrestling"

You can buttscoot only in ADCC and submission only. In UWW if you fall to your ass without gripping opponent then the referee stops the fight, stands you up and you start fight again. If you do this with gripping an opponent you loose 2 points. But even in MUH SAMBO sportsmen often fall to their asses gripping the opponent searching for submission, for example here at 22:13 and 24:27
youtube.com/watch?v=F4v-K5BZ2WA

huh, didn't know that. like i said i've done one class so far, i'm not up to date on the different rulesets and stuff. ive just seen infamous stall fights to the death like schaub at metamoris 2

bump

Literal subhumans, all of you.

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Is that MMA Scooby?

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why not both?

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1 good punch > all bjj

Gets beat by completely untrained high school football player in seconds. That's how fucking worthless BJJ is. On his first US "tour" challenging people to fights to show how great BJJ was the fucking founder got beat by a completely untrained high school football player.

>learning so ytial arts
>not just carring a bowie knife, canesword and handcannon everywhere you go

come on lads

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Lmao. BJJ faggots are disgusting animals that wrap around you like a parasite and immobilize you. Because if they didn’t, they’d have their twig arms snapped by any junior boxing student.

BJJ tactics are the equivalent of dishonest loan sharks, which is why the practitioners have similar physiognomy

Holy whit what white belt 15 year old choked you out

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this guy got heel hooked and has never walked the same since

Back from your first weekend on the matt I see user. All exited about your low impact aerobic all inclusive new grappling meme.
Fuck out of here with your pathetic fucking BJJ shit.

nice roll oldtimer
to bad judo fugged your knees
*smirks*
*WALKS away instead of rolling*

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its ok user. you'll get over your anxiety and go back for a second class maybe next year. try showering next time, they'll like you more that way

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Boxing is a martial art

>taught how to find pressure points, joints and pivots
>know exactly where to hit and how to break wrist/elbow/shoulder/ankle/knee if you swing first
This is how I know you are full of shit.
Nobody who actually knows how to fight buys into this shit. You are most likely underage or some kidult who never got over his edgy 14yo phase.
It doesn't work on a resisting opponent.
Nice LARP.
You probably got into a schoolyard scuffle and made some kid cry in a slap fight and now feel badass.

>kills your entire family and credibility

Nothing personnel, BJJ fags

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yeah hapkido is a confirmed meme, it's literally a variation of aikido, which is an infamous meme

Nice years of training and sparring

*Shoots him*

Quit posting Dan.

Judo black belt and BJJ black belt.

Yea, yes he competed in Las Vegas.
He has personally tapped me out.

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Anyone who talks about how "badass" their martial art is and how they can take people out so easily is a fraud. 100% of the time. You are a novice and trained in a mcdojo

Cringelord.

Alpha male wrestler here.

Here’s how BJJ pale in comparison to a state of the art wrestler.
My schedule goes as follows

>eat
>show up to practice fighting high school kids for an hour
>qt14’s watching to see who is the stronger man
>go home, do sit-ups, each sit-up I stoke my dick one time
>keep repeating until all blood flowing is through my body
>don’t cum just hit myself in the head when I edge
>look at myself in the mirror while drinking protein, after sit up session and observe vascularity
>I go into my room to wipe of any precum on my belle Delphine
>Go to sleep with high blood pressure thinking about the sexual frustration I am letting out in practice tomorrow
>repeat

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Jokes on you my local pd is corrupt as fuck