/FPH/ - visible confusion edition

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Here I was feeling like a lardass for eating two hot dogs for lunch

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youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
@4:45, 13:25 and more

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Classic Susanne
>youtube.com/watch?v=23Eqa3RjCDM

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>teenvogue.com/story/fat-girls-hiking
What the fuck. How is this a thing? As an avid hiker I cannot imagine some fat fuck actually making it on a serious hiking trail. These 5XL fucks are on walking trails that take 30 minutes with no elevation change. It's a fucking walking group at best.

>walk 10 minutes into a field
>only need to take a break every 100ft #HAES
>frame camera so you can’t see the parking lot #fathiking
>post image to instatumblrbook
>go eat cakes with other house cows which made the arduous journey
>see racist nazis make fun of fat people online
>idiots, I have photographic evidence that I’m healthy
>ask how I can hike while fat if it’s so unhealthy
>checkmate, atheists

Should feeder fetishists be charged with manslaughter if their partners die from obesity related causes?

They like eating trail mix and waddling around the park in boots

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today.

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Most of the time I think food is pretty cheap where I live, but how does this woman afford to eat all of this every day?

I don't get how people get this fat. I ate like a pig yesterday and wasn't even close to a quarter of that. And to get this fat these people have to do this consistently, without stopping or considering they're eating for multiple people. It's insane.

why? if you are healthy at every weight. then weight surely is not the problem.

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They should be shot.

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archive.fo/GsGGA
In case you dont want to got to the actual site
The writer is retarded and 0 self awareness, fat really does go to their head.

patreon betabucks

Is it possible for us mere mortals to achieve this power?

Not from a thin person

based

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT YOU TOO COULD BE A HUMAN TABLE DICKLET RETARD SHOULD YOU STEER FROM THE PATH OF SELF IMPROVEMENT

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ewww imagine planting your face in between her fat cheeks and inhaling as hard as you can sooo gross haha ewwww h-haha

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Literally eats more in breakfast than I eat in a week

>British people.

>tfw skip breakfast unless it’s free
That’s more breakfast than I eat in a year

Me on the right.

No new content?

Not just breakfast I meant, she eats more in 1 breakfast than I eat in a whole week combined

>thar she blows! man the harpoons!

>Hiking

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This. I’m sure calories has nothing to do with it though, in her case it’s just her thyroid or set point or genetics or something

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thats cute tho

>That fucking disgusting little smile
JUST TAKE A SMALLER BITE! Who the fuck packs their mouth absolutely full to capacity with every single bite like this? Who thought it was a good idea to take a picture of your disgusting fucking face, greasy lips barely containing the massive bite you just took? This image just makes me so fucking angry. How can someone be so disconnected from how disgusting they are?

I read this over 10 times and I still cant fucking comprehend how you can make a 1500 kcal SALAD

>imagine

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10 servings of hidden valley ranch = 1450
then add 50 calories of veggies

h-holy shit

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>Usually I have quite a good relationship with my stomach. I cuddle it and tell it that it is pretty and it digests the food I eat like a champ.

Jesus fucking Christ why do fat bitches write such absolute drivel all the fucking time.

it's gonna happen

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M'Jow Forumsommando
What a beautiful fucking weapon

Man what a self-absorbed little bitch (figuratively speaking of course).

Why on Earth would he think people need him to 'check in'.

wtf?

>
what's going on now?

What a little faggot bitch. Guess he's coming to the realization that losing weight and fixing his teeth isn't making life easier.

gamerevolution.com/news/588963-boogie2988-trolls-rapists-nazis
his victim complex powers aren't working anymore

I'm pretty sure that's a mob I killed in Darkshore.

I'm scared to ask, but why does he have a caretaker?

stop user, my sides
it's funny because it's true

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i don't understand. if people want to go for basic hikes, why do they need a guide/coach???

Some of the nicer places to hike (> 2 miles) are very easy to become lost in. And others are somewhat dangerous for an inexperienced hiker.

There's some places like that in Cheaha, AL I go to with some regularity, that are like that. Many of the best paths are on rough terrain, on top of high rockfaces, and a few select drops are > 500ft. Great places to climb and rappel, too. I highly recommend it if you're a hiking/climbing nut

HIKER
AT
EVERY
SIZE

based human table poster

to be fair, pretty much all of reddit is like 'not the asshole'.
How widespread is this HAES shit really? Are we just circlejerking in each others mouths here?

Imagine not being able to comfortably use a public facility because of your shitty lifestyle choices, and then blame society.

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>tfw got stuck next to an absolute bloater on an economy easyjet flight probably weighed 130kg+
>tfw i paid £90 to bring my bike which was 27kg

why aren't fatties made to pay more for their fatness on aircraft?

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Their lives revolve around eating and their mindset is that of a 12 year old. Notice how intelligent slim women write about things other than taking a giant dump

top kek
I'm an avid hiker as well and I can say I never actually saw a fat person on serious hiking trail anywhere in Europe. Not even on mild day hikes desu.
I see a lot of ederly people (sometimes 80+, mountaineering or thru hiking I shit you not), but no landwhale ever.

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based boomer

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I fucking hate this guy so much since a few weeks.
Getting his teeth fixed and stomach stapled and still ruins everything while myself and everyone else simply starts working and doesnt make a deal out if it

> cunt too fat to wipe her ass
I saved you 5 minutes of your life.

> You're beautiful and deserve a nice girlfriend.
> Not me though, I'm already seeing Chad.

Does he also live off donations of the very same people who cause him to lose his shit?

>this

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Elliot, is that you?

>Boomer
Classic poser, more like it. Stitches roams Duskwood, not Darkshore.

What if they have a feeding fetish, but she's my girlfriend and I only eat her cooking if I watch her prepare proper gains fuel and put all the calories to bigger muscles?

I went to the website linked in the article

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>have some R@R
Gaming Addict needs a bullet. The ampersand is right next to the fucking @ symbol, you fuck!

What happens when he runs out of chips?

His mom gets him more

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holy shit the dude's got gainz as well, miin dem arms and shoulders

> Boogie dies 2020

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I consider myself to have low self discipline but this is actually lizard brain animal tier iq. How the fuck do you eat for 10 people

See and

>British show
>50 minutes long
I hate how they put these people next to each other like their arguments should be equally weighted. One side has medical science, the other has lies made by bloggers. They don’t deserve to be on the same stage.

This hamplanet has to be photoshopped, I refuse to believe someone can look like this

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Americans are mentally ill

fuck, that's funny

shut up nigger, best country in the world
agreed in relation to fats though

>stop being healthy, you bigots

>we’re not stupid because we’re fat, we’re stupid because we’re starving!

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>I saved the thumbnail
Yikes brahs, my apologies

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*fat Americans are mentally ill

The rest of us are busy maintaining a country, so overflowing with surplus, stupid people just aren't dying off like they used to.

Belive me, when I say we hate the obese American population as much as you do.

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As a podcast host, I fucking hate that our medium is so overwhelmingly dominated by these Basedboy cucks.

>once received a bad review for mentioning the term "casual racism" to my clearly black cohost.
>another time got called out for flirting with my gf, who was doing a stream on the second network channel, for being a "sexist asshole"
>had a guest from another show who is a cool gay guy I've been friends with forever. Had fun fake flirting with him, and got fucking checked for saying "no Homo"

God, fuck, I'm glad our fanbase has been culled in the past year.

That’s more than 10 times what I’m taking in while cutting

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Podcasts are a great platform but you’re right, for every 1 that’s good, there’s 10 that are full of hand wringing s.oybo.y manchildren

I was a fat hiker for a long time. Slowly I became a less and less fat hiker. Now I'm a fit climber. It's crazy I used to carry twice the weight of my pack. I get so exhausted when I pack heavy these days.

Thanks nature, you kicked my ass into shape and gave me some of the best experiences of my life.

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Just use a photo compression app lad

the dimensions of those jeans is extremely confusing

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Friendly reminder that he guy in that webm (Julius) has 5 Aryan children 4 of which are Blonde, Blue eyed sons. Remember if this isn’t your end fitness goal you are not a man

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Let's play Count the Moons!

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I'm a lesbian and casual podcast listener (there are like 5 I listen to regularly) and holy shit both people who get pissed off by the idea of casual racism (as in being covertly and legit racist) and people who don't understand satire/joking about homophobia and get butthurt about a "no homo" joke are both so fucking cringe

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Braaaaap

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