Eat bland, depressing foods

>eat bland, depressing foods
>watch calories like a virgin
>have shit social life from not going out to eat with friends
>add 5 years to life expectancy (and -10 from stress)
or
>eat the best life has to offer and gorge yourself on mother nature's banquets
>never read the label, it always fits your macros
>enjoy deep primal connections from eating together with everybody else
>medicine evolves to the point of being able to reverse any damage caused by tasty foods (ends up not needing it anyways and gets to live for another 400+ years)

pick one cleanfags

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Wouldn't the last thing happen either way.

no thanks

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based dirty bulk chad

nice big ass titties. tasty donuts.

I had no friends as a skelky, i have no friends muscular. Its 1am on a saturday night, im going to the 24 hour gym to train legs.

Haha maybe a hot, lonely girl will be there, and we'll talk and agree to meet up and fall in love and be together.

real life vs fantasy cope

>Live shitty life full of physical pain from not having a coherent diet
Or
>Live a good life with decent physical and mental health from eating nice homemade food and allowing dirty food in especial occasions

Nice try jew, but the only reason "bad" food is funny it's because is something you eat from time to time. Having cake and pizza everyday would make me feel ill after the 3rd day probably. Something is wrong with people that can sustain fast-food diets for more than a week.

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>implying you have to choose between being completely retarded and being completely retarded
μηδὲν ἄγαν

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She made those donuts with her titty milk.

One will make you happy, the other will bring temporary pleasure then a void

Have you ever heard of moderation my nigga? Life isn't so black and white, you can prioritize clean eating while also eating cheat meals. Get the burger, aint nothing wrong with a burger but maybe go easy on the fries. Instead of 6 beers maybe just have 3. 1 donut will literally fit into anyones macros. You don't have to be some super strict monk to eat healthy just try to make healthier choices the majority of the time and when you do eat unhealthy shit, practice moderation my nigga :)

>medicine evolves to the point of being able to reverse any damage caused by stress

Go to public places with flattering clothes. You might strike up a good conversation anywhere.

I can't be trusted with donuts, chips, etc so I don't buy them and I don't eat them when they have junk food for free at work. I won't gain weight, but I'll binge and feel like shit later. Not to mention tfw no discipline. So I abstain. I prefer to indulge on chicken wings, burgers, ribs, or pizza with friends cuz at least I'm getting hella brotein.

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Good luck, user! My the iron gods bless you for your faith!

desu neither can i! I don't keep any junk food in the house or alcohol. Part of maturing and becoming a succesful adult is realizing your weaknesses and figuring out ways to work around them. No one is perfect so don't expect to be but with a little planning and being honest with yourself you can be the best version of your despite your shortcomings. For me that just means controlling my appetite through the use of smaller meals and snacks between meals. It can be a hassle sometimes to always prepare food and snacks but that's my fault for having such poor self control. Whatever though it's not a big deal that's just an area of my life i have to put a little more attention into.

How about
>go out and eat with friends
>don’t eat it all in one sitting or just eat a lot of tasty healthy food like meat and not sugarshit
>do cardio
Fucking loser OP is a fucking loser

My ex had titties just like that and used to dress the same way. I miss her bros :(

Definitely going to make it

don't like donuts, I'll eat those tiddies though om nom nom haha

Dudes out here thinking you can only be either an autist that hopes carrying tubs of rice and bland chicken breast everywhere will get them a gf or a 300 pound fatty with pink hair that thinks doctors suggesting they lose weight to improve their life should be considered a hate crime.

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Theres literally no one here, even the old man who cleans has left. Im literally on my own on a sat night in the gym. Is this a new low, fucks sake

yes.

lifting won't save you

the fact that you're there so late means you have nothing else going on in your life

pathetic

now wait for the gymcel copers to tell me I'm wrong

>no old fashioneds or apple fritters
Trash

Better to be alone than in bad company

pleasure is a black hole that has already consumed the best years of my life. i need more justification if i am to abandon my quest for discipline.

>criticising
>not offering solutions

How do i know you're a faggot

>gorge yourself on mother nature's banquets
>he thinks that massively processed """food""" like doughnuts is """Mother Natures' banquet"""
This is how we know you're a weak, disgusting, degenerate fatfuck, OP.
KYS

neither faggot

Well I did the second one for a long time and now have diabetes so I have to do the first one.
Eat a dick.

Cope lol

are you hot?
I can be your bf

When you're alone and eating by yourself do the top part of eating boring foods that taste ok but aren't healthy. When you're out with your friends do the bottom part

Simple as.

real life hallmark movie. You're gonna make it

Why not just eat shit and work hard to burn it all off in the gym. Shouldn't be a problem if you are under 30

You should look inside yourself for the solution. Clearly you have major flaws when it comes to socializing

>be ridden with acne when teen; despise greasy food
>Learn about lifting weights, exercise because enjoying the challenge
>Always been a skelly
>Also vegetatarian (fuck off meat eaters)
>Become eternal bulk mode, eating ton of pasta and everythin, don't caring about "healthy" as long as what i'm eating has nomeat.

Today after a morning swim at the beach i ate a toblerone, a bowl of garbanzos with zapallo, a pot of noodles with eggs and (vegetarian) sausages, and then a bowl of oats with peanut butter and protein powder. Now i'm drinking a bottle of wine and guess what, that's all healthy and filling and probably i should be eating more but i need space in my stomach for the beers coming, so yeah you can eat healthy and feel good, and then eat some junk and still feel good, the thing is don't be a fat fuck eating more than what your body can handle you piece of shit, don't replace the hole in your hearth with stupid american cuisine.

>Tfw wine doesn't fill your heart either
Well atleast It tastes good and makes the blood boil

not him but are you fe(male)