I'll start: >Crabman 30-something bearded manlet boomer who scuttles around the entire gym doing some half-assed yoga routine >Sloth Fat guy who wears a tank top displaying his saggy boobs and pit hair. He only does pullups. Lies on the ground between sets for up to 10 mins >Varbie The only girl who actually knows what she's doing >Prof. Chaos Arab guy that does supersets for 3 hours and never reracks anything >Stacy n Tracy 2 thots who think a bench is a shelf for their phones
I often dance around my gym, i hope one of you anons post me ITT
Leo Sullivan
>Black Guy I'm racist
William Powell
>DYEL the guy who comes 3 times + a week and looks the same after months of gym
Josiah Rivera
That guy who flosses in the squat rack as a core warm up
[spoiler]Its me
Robert Perez
>Female powerlifter Does a 3 day split, works up to a 3pl8 squat 1rm, boyfriend is a fat manlet and spends 2 hours doing 50kg power snatches >Crossfat (bf of above) Boyfriend of female powerlifter, brings a belt but never uses it, either power snatching or resting on the bench >Dyel Skinny white dude doing alphadestiny's program, seems to be putting on some muscle >Fat guy Saw him and his friend's first workout, both are over 300lbs. Walked up and did 2.5pl8 squat out of the gate, month later he's still here but his friend isn't. I hope he makes it, reminds me of me (but fatter) before I got into fitness >Boomer Regularly goes to the gym (its a university gym) to young women on the staff, physique has never improved and I only see him do heavy curls and dumbell work >Fitler Guy who is a dead ringer for Hitler (pic is him - yes I really go to this gym and see him regularly). He does a 1 set circuit of the machines and then goes upstairs to do cardio >Ugly asian dude Chinese guy with a really ugly face but he has a decent physique and goes regularly >Strongfat There's two of them, one who is ~25% bf and slacks off, the other (below) does a strength program >Gym rival We squat close to the same but I'm slightly smaller than him, he definitely has a big/impressive physique though, ~25% bf 250lbs+ ~6'2" >Ab guy Gen X guy, goes pretty regularly but I only ever see him doing ab wheel exercises with a wheel he brings.
>Bloat Boy 250LB plus dude who wares a belt for curls and cables. I've never seen him DL or squat. >the Gym Viking 6"6+ blond dude who height mogs everyone. Once spotted my bench than curled my set. >Pre-Melone A built Post Melone looking dude. Wears Rich Piana gear. Nicer than he seems. >boomer Sits on TRT. Arm mogs everyone. Takes 5 minute breaks between sets, intentionally blocks mirror space >that old Asian dude in the steam room Alwaye in the steam room. Never seen him lift or do cardio
Blake Adams
>that guy who does a fullbody routine and takes a bench at the very start to use as a shelf for his micro plates knowing he has to bench after he squats >that guy is me get fucked retards i dont care if it takes me 20 minutes to get to bench im taking it asap
Alexander Cruz
>Home gym These threads make me want to go to a regular gym for a few months just so I can relate
Daniel Myers
Why don't you just bench in the power rack
Juan Nguyen
i do, i take a flat bench and put it next to the rack to use as a shelf while i squat then bench right after
Isaac Harris
Nothing wrong with that desu I would do the same if the gym was always crowded
Liam Long
yea im not trying to fight with some boomer who wants to DB bench while im in the middle of my routine so i jsut take the bench right at the start. fuck them
Evan Bell
>Gigganigga, tall black guy with beard and only does arms and arm accessories but is jacked as fuark >Old Man, silver-haired guy, does compound lifts and is generally in great shape >Austim Stacy, blond and great ass, always has headphones in and never talks, always does diddies right next to me >Me, manlet with a buzzcut and 6/10 overall
Asher Cooper
Actually why not just bench first?
Gabriel Wood
Hey......
Isaac Smith
Throw your stupid pocket stuffers on the ground, people are already cringing at you if you bring more than your membership card.
Blake Bell
i am autismo and just wanna follow what the spreadsheet says to a T, in order i probably could just bench first if i wasnt a huge pile of retard lmao get dabbed on faggot
Luis Cox
Dont go. Its full of young girls in tight leggings and sports bras. Literally.
Asher Ortiz
>tfw too autistic and too fat to go to the gym >end up just slowly buying gear at home and isolating self One day I'll not be fat
Justin Morris
>The gym wizard Some old bearded guy that like, prays or something in a language I don't recognize before each set. It sounds vaguely Latin but with clicks.
Levi Watson
I see no downside to this.
Kayden Roberts
>Jerome and Jamal Two black dudes who come in reeking of weed and only bench, but otherwise seem pretty chill. >powerlifting team A bunch of Computer Science students that discuss anime between deadlift-mogging the entire gym >joe flame Based sleezy boomer who is a master of the hex bar.
Pretty normal otherwise, mainly regular dudes getting their workout in and cumbrain baiting thots who I actively ignore
Thomas King
>coolguy Guy that always wears sunglasses. Always. ALWAYS.
>potatoguy He likes potatoes. It's all he talks about.
BW mog >skinny guy who sucks ass at everything but chin-ups and front levers >fucking adds 90lbs for his chin-ups, makes me feel shitty about my 12rep BW max >mog him at anything involving metal sticks and circles
Zachary Sullivan
started with 1 dumbbell in feb now i have an ok little setup
was like 310 6'1 now im 255 and ive gotten some ok muscle going
was pretty cheap to build but with limited space ive had to get creative w/my lifts
Wyatt Walker
>the kpop Asian guy with the kpop hair pretty tall and aesthetic actually lifts a fuckton with glorious form, probably have a small dick >gym jailbait She know, I know, and the whole gym knows that she have a nice big booty and blump tits for a 16 year old >gigaboomer Fucker is in his 60s benching 3plates for reps >gangomanlets Bunch of short white dudes that mugs people dont actually lift
Jaxson King
He's always alone He has that look im his eyes like there's something broken inside He lifts his weights like it's nothing He always stare at beautiful qts, I've seen a tear fall from his left eye one time while doing this He follows me everywhere I go
Today I looked at the mirror and realized the truth
Jason Ward
Are you one of the zumba faggots?
Justin Harris
Is there a problem if I have a raging boner staring at them while doing curls?
Jose Jackson
>Bulimian Split Squat Anorexic chick that only does leg workouts >Bloat Brigade Group of 4 that dont really progress in any of their lifts, but have only become fatter since they started >Trenchilada 4'11" roiding spic that is as wide as he is tall. Squats 5 plates. Havent seen him for a year so probably deported >Coal burner Pudgey femlet that gets railed by subhumans. I should wipe down any equipment she uses so I dont get mega aids >Gains goblino fucking random spic that attempted to spot a 1rm OHP attempt by lifting up the right side of the bar when I was almost locked out. Told him to never touch anyones bar again. Honestly wouldnt recognize him since bean people all look the same >Jacqueline Kennedy Oneitis QT at the gym that looks kind of similar to Jackie Kennedy but doesnt have an ET looking mug. Caught her miring a couple of times. Wouldnt mind her blowing my brains out in a car sometime
Adrian Watson
Shrewsbury?
Luis Rogers
theres some dude at my gym who look exactly like joe biden but on steroids. he's like 70 and he has giant fucking arms and veins. he also does the same smile biden does, its kind of crazy how similar he looks to him
There's a super buff dude, that looks kind of like a tall joe rogan at my gym. Everytime I look at him he's always looking around at people like he's super self concious about his body. I've caught him staring at me a couple times, and he's got this super serious stare that he'll do to people like he's gonna start a fight with them. Super odd dude
Jacob Lewis
Barbie and professor chaos are based befriend them at all costs. Never rerack weights that is for those whom lift less than you
William Brooks
Dubs and you have to call him a Hitler l9okoing motherfucker and challenge him to a row off
Aiden Thomas
>that guy who wears basketball shorts
Asher Brooks
There are always pretty decent people at any gym I go to.
>dedicated fatty
FAT. Does everything right. Lost like 150lbs in the last year. Beats the shit out of the punching bag with perfect form. Lifts a ton. Wears covering clothes. Strong jaw. 20 year old girls hit on him, even though he is like 150 lbs overweight still.
>chad
Does lot of rows on the cable machine and pull ups. His lats and traps are fucking huge.
>uggo fitness blonde
Works her ass and legs, practices handstands. Still manages to be attractive.
>blonde chad
Just does a normal workout.
>old plastic surgeon
Drives $400,000 supercars to $40/month gym. Lean as fuck. Works out every day. Pristine hair.
>Asian deadlifts guy
Tiny Asian. lol4plaet for reps.
etc, etc
Basically, there just aren't that many schmucks.
James Turner
theres some 6 foot tall blond girl with 6 pack abs. she looks like fucking samus and she's always on the stairmaster when I see her on the weekends.
I think she caught me looking at her abs once, too bad she has a roided out boyfriend
Have you ever had to move? I want home gym master race and prices for used stuff isn't bad, but if I'm moving again I don't want to be loading a truck full of weights, a barbell, and power rack.
>Asian guy with the kpop hair pretty tall and aesthetic actually lifts a fuckton with glorious form, probably have a small dick I would check it just out of curiosity, like pic related haha
>Easy mode guy He barely trains but has good genetics and an awesome body >The social media whore Girl/guy who's always taking pics or posting Instagram stories >The I love her but she doesn't know who I am Perfect girl of your dreams, she doesn't know you exist. >Ego dyel Does everything wrong, puts all the weight but with the worst form ever, even thought he thinks he's the best
Robert Russell
>Guy who is a dead ringer for Hitler (pic is him - yes I really go to this gym and see him regularly). He does a 1 set circuit of the machines and then goes upstairs to do cardio You should post an AMA in Jow Forums about him
Colton Taylor
b&r
Jeremiah King
>mossad guy that comes from Israel, big as fuck, always gives lifting advice to everyone, own 2 night clubs >hoodyguy This guy is built as fuck, wears very loose hoody and sweatpants, doesn't use waterbottles, brings a 3l juice container full of water which he continuously sips. Pic related >Baldstacy This stacy has a 10/10 body but she has a very big forehead, im assuming her dad is bold. >the nigger Some black guy that lifts same time as me
>muscle up man 40-something Asian boomer with a big bag of chalk. He steps onto a box so he can reach the pull-up bar without jumping, then performs exactly one kipping muscle up. Then he chalks up his hands, dropping lots on the floor, and walks around the gym for 5 minutes before repeating.
The fact that it took this long for someone else to recognize that image and post that he’s full of shit makes me sad. Is this board really this dominated by newfags by now?
Adam Butler
>I recognized that he's full of shit but didn't mention it. >Everyone else who didn't mention it didn't recognize that he was full of shit. >Better say the board is dominated by newfags so I seem better than everyone else.
Angel Parker
>t. upset newfag
Bentley Martinez
>the bloatmax kickboxer Very strong, very round. Gave me some mires the other day pointing out developments on my back as I was doing tricep cable pulldowns. He also does cardio wearing a jacket to sweat. >The lifeguard Very ripped guy. Always wears compression clothing. When hes not working out hes overlooking the gym with his arms folded. Ignores me because I talk to people he hates. >The clown An amateur MMA fighter who loudly practices on the boxing bag practicing moves he saw famous fighters do. Talks and jokes around a lot. Annoys the shit out of bloatmax. >Chad My gymbro. A gymmaxxed manlet who shows up every day. I learned good exercises from him. Talks incessantly about reality tv and formula 1 racing. I suspect he's on gear though. Very stubborn too. Hates the clown because he embarrassed him in front of a girl once. >The amazons 2 skinny looking women who despite their appearance are deceptively strong. They mog me with their leg exercises. Always show up together. >The wheyfu A big girl who does big lifts and has a pretty face. She doesnt come often though. Would lift with. >the weeb A fat guy who spends too much time on his phone between sets. Spied moon runes on it once. So I assume hes listening to J/K pop.
>the clan A bunch of fat arabs that lift together. The clan constantly changes members because the old buff members recruit new fat arab members and eventually quit. Usually noticed by the constant talking of the old guy at the new guy when he tries to train him.
>cool racist 45+ guy that literally never does legs and looks like a chupa chups. Knows everyone in the gym who's got muscle and casually tells them stories with racist undertones like that he's glad to live in his new white neighbourhood.
>super chromosome man Worst genes in a 100 mile radius. Diabetes, ugly, albino, no gains. But the gym is probably keeping him alive.. carry on super chromosome man.
>powerlifting chick The rarest breed. Goes to the gym for compounds, is chubby af. Doesn't lift as much as a man but it doesn't matter because she knows what she's doing. Everyone who enters her aura instantly respects her.
David Ward
Oh I forgot
>the yelling brothers Two dudebros with baseball caps and meme t-shirts that only go to the gym together. No homo relationship. Constantly doing meme exercises that they only dirty rep and telling at eachother for motivation.. they got gains tho so I can't complain too much.
Nicholas Thomas
>similar to Jackie Kennedy but doesnt have an ET looking mug. Caught her miring a couple of times. Wouldnt mind her blowing my brains out in a car sometime kek based and cleveronelinerpilled
>Strong jaw. 20 year old girls hit on him, even though he is like 150 lbs overweight still. HOW
Henry Thomas
who is this semen demon
Jordan Myers
>big indian lookin guy he's a big indian lookin guy. probably about 6'4/5ish. always comes dressed in like a black hoodie and shorts with these like skintight latex tights underneath. really exacerbates his toothpick legs. i always seet him on the leg curl tho >gymcel dude literally looks like the gymcel meme, except blonde. he's stared at me a few times. i guess he's worried that i'll take his place as the improved gymcel once i get ripped like him, as im just as bad as him but 4 inches taller >jewnose yogapants some girl with a great body, but a really harsh face. big nose, weakish jaw. her ass is amazing and her titties look good too but she uses a pushup vra so im not 100%. i always try to use the racks adjacent to her when she goes on the treadmill. her tiddies really get in the way. >giant grandad old ass guy, looks terrifying. grey hair, wrinkly ass skin, probably 6'5 if not taller, his back is fuarkin huge. hes got one lazy eye. spoke to me once because he wanted to use the rack in the hurthest corner of the room because he gets nervous when he's in people's way. >turbomanlet dude's probably about 4'10 if not smaller. he's literally round. stinks like shit and has a terrible haircut. despite this, he's somehow a PT. after he finishes, he goes over to the oly rack and practises snatches. that's all i've seen him do.
Julian Harris
Send pics of tat
Connor Roberts
>the greatful dad Some dad that hides from his shitty life in the gym. Mad squats. This is the only place where he smiles
Landon Bennett
>armchad powerlifter type dude with arms the size of his own head. Looks nice, talks to people a lot. Praying he doesn't talk to me because I'm autistic >squatthot girl who squats more than me with good form and is pretty strong, also like 5'2 so extra hot. But wears thot brand clothes and beats which is the mark of the beast. >token migrant nigger dyel who my only interaction with is him asking if im still using the bench immediately after I sit up from my set and looking annoyed that I have 4 sets left >literally what the fuck ancient boomer who stands on one of those wobbly board things (the ones with like half an exercise ball for a bottom) and throws a medicine ball at a fucking trampoline for at least an hour. Glares at me when i deadlift too loud despite non stop medicine ball noises. >Lt. Dan guy in a wheelchair who only does cable stuff >Lt. Damn, son guy who I only see doing really heavy seated exercises like shoulder press or whatever. But he's massive and the entire gym shakes when he drops the dumbbells >god of war bloatlors teaching his 12 year old son (who looks like his actual clone) how to LIVE IT >soup kitchen shooter dyel who looks kinda homeless but is also a school shooter. Sits on safeties between sets and stares at the floor. Massive hate face at all times. Needs a haircut. This one is me btw
>fat weak loser {me} 190 cm tall and 95 kg, only bench 1 plate, scared to do squat or dl because lower back hernia, doing meme machine whole body exercises every 2nd day, sweats a lot >sexy boomer Wears nean green booty length compression shorts, used 2 hair blowers for his cock >fat lady Only does cardio, spotted numerous times buying ice cream immediately after work out
Carter Sanchez
I live in Eastern Europe and go to a cheap gym and martial arts studio in the bad part of town >bloatpilled gypsie clan, usually 4-5 people They only squat, bench and deadlift 7 days a week >bald pudgy roider Used to have a head full of hair and looked good, now looks like a japanese pig-orc >mother and daughter escort duo They look great and keep themselves fit and STD clean. It cost around $300 but I fucked both >zoomers boxing Ages from 5-15 >one armed former cop Don't know much about him, but I heard he got fired for almost beating a guy to death. Lost his arm in a factory incident >father and son duo They look identical, tall with glasses. Dad tries to make his son a Chad >kind grandma Usually does light calisthenics, everyone is nice to her >former Olympic gymnast Super strong and likes to give a lot of advices
>the acrobatic manlet Does weird acrobatic exercise during sets (handstands etc) kinda cool, also always switches between doing bench and leg extensions and dips during his sets dunno why.
Jaxon Moore
People at my gym. >dyel, almost never leaves the gym. Every time I am at the gym he is there. Seems to never leave. At least he showers. One day I saw him masturbating right next to the weights.
TFW when homegym masterrace.
Bentley Wilson
>The Golden Child The kid who squats 3.5pl8s at age 14.
>Golden Era Oldfag The ex-bodybuilder oldfag who used to compete standing 110kg shredded on stage. Always talks about the good old days when bodybuilding was considered a freak sport. Always does bodybuilding poses after each set.
>Golden Era Oldfag's son Is nothing like his dad. Is fat, complains alot, always agrees to go workout with his dad but goes home mid workout to play "his darn computergames".
>Ethiopian dyel duo Two dyel African boomers who take up 2 out of 3 benches in front of the mirror to just talk with each other really loudly for 30 minutes. Have never broken a sweat and only use machines with virtually 0 weight setting.
>Overly Attached Gymthot Follows you everywhere you go but has never even said hi to you. She makes it very obvious sticking her butt an inch from your face when you're resting between sets pretending to choose a weight on the machine. Goes to sit next to you and turns her head quickly to the other side so her platinum blonde ponytail smacks you in on the back of your head. Always wears one of those oversized Harry Potter glasses.
>The Concerned Gym owner Simultaneously works as the receptionist but walks through the gym to see if he can find any unracked weights. Sorts the dumbell rack every 10 minutes and wants to learn everyone how to deadlift properly. Then proceeds to talk an hour about muscle imbalances and how he is actually a physical therapist.
>The brochachos Out of the everyone the most "normal" pair in the gym. Party animal lifestyle. Always shouting and grunting loudly while doing sets, motivating each other to do squeeze out another rep. Fun to go out with but dumber than dirt.
>Ivan Broadly eastern European guy, tall, bald, built as fuck, good lifts, does lots of oly stuff, will sometimes play Slav pop and rap on his phone speakers when not many people are around
>Big Mastodon Huge fat guy (~300 lbs) that looks a hell of a lot like the pizza rolls challenge guy. He was probably 350+ lbs when he first started working out and made great progress for a few months but seems to have stalled hard lately
>Booty AKA Chipmunk White girl that only does glute and leg exercises. Her ass is amazing but her cheeks are really puffy and that makes her face look huge
>Hardy Boyz Two redneck brothers/half-brothers that are obviously on roids. Nice enough guys though, both of them are very into cars
>Old School The embodiment of the gym boomer stereotype; short stocky manlet, no neck whatsoever, thick build, 50-60 years old and gassing hard, stays in the gym for hours but only ever seems to do bench. Always talks about who he knew or what he did "back in the day."
Aiden Cook
>Replying "based" to yourself.
Jason Murphy
>The Instathots Always come with matching gymshark outfits, constantly work on their legs and ass. Honestly 10/10 girls but so desperate for attention it really bothers me more than it should.
>The Bull I think he's a black model, very tall and a huge frame with an overall very developed physique. Weird thing is I only ever see him train abs and stretch. Always wears spandex, showing his dick of to the entire gym. Should be charged with indecent exposere imho.
>Based Slavs Group of boomer slavs from an appartment block nearby. Strongest fuckers I've ever seen after the gym powerlifter, and although they seem menacing they really are just great guys. Saw one doing lateral raises with 30KGs in each hand once.
>Gym powerlifter An English guy who is incredibly strong for his age. Back when I started lifting he gave me great advice on my form. Works hard, love the guy. Is also the father of a tomboy cutie from my previous highschool apparently.
>Gym Nemesis Same height, bit older, more muscle but less defined. I've always looked up to him and now I'm slowly catching up as well. Daily motivation
>Angry Arab Manlet arab who I believe is a boxer. Always looks like he's about to kill someone and does a weird hypertrophy / cardio mix when he works out. Has so much energy I believe he snorts cocaine between sets.
>Golden Kid Brother of someone I know. Hes 15 and already doing 0.75/2/3/3. Definitly going to mog everyone when he gets older. Pic related, absolute inspo for young lurkers
>iranian guy Former bodybuilder and power lifter who looks Iranian but is actually my best gym bro whose name I know, has sick lifts and a very solid understanding of all things lifting >The gym ass Sexy thot with insane hips >the gym plank Sexy thots sister with the flattest figure I've ever seen - makes a man ponder the power of genetics >Mafia 3 guys who come in smelling of weed and dressed like chavs, always answering calls in the gym. Can only assume they deal weed >Arsehole Rude boomer who steals equipment when people are using it and gets pissy when confronted about it >Retarded personal trainers Rent the gym to train their clients, taking up space while teaching their clients absolutely retarded shit like deadlifting with round backs and quarter squats >Friendly bearmode Bearmode guy with insane cardio who teaches some of the younger kids in how to lift and is always up for chat
Jayden Wright
>uruk hai built bald guy with face/head tattoos, leathery tanned skin, average height. ambiguously aged, looks like he's in his 50s but he's probably 30-something. obviously juicing. looks as though he's always about to start a fight. wears ratty clothing and smells like onions. does huge volume with heavy weights at like 1/10th ROM on plate-loaded machines, with elbow/knee straps, grunts after every rep, constantly injured.
