Dude no-fap is goo

>Dude no-fap is goo..

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Damn fucking based dead child fleshlight fucker

God, thats hot.

Idiot

why even try if you're a fucking animal and have mental problems you shouldn't care about nofap

.... that's not a coom story

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ah- ah - AAAAAAAAAAAAAH GOOOOOAAAAAWHHHHHD I'MMM IMMA I'M COOOMINGG

no ban pls

reported to the feds, the mods, the jannies, m**t, hiro and chuck norris

>day 45 NoFap
>dream I'm running in NYC
>never been to NYC
>suddenly I hear a huge explosion behind me
>people screaming and running for cover
>everyone seems to be going to the hospital so I follow them
>get this feeling that my life is in danger
>police are going around the ER asking if anyone has seen a man matching my description
>start to bolt when they see me
>lose them in the labyrinthine hallways
>somehow end up on the roof
This is where it gets a little strange
>there's an RC plane sitting on the edge of the building with a remote control
>see the Twin Towers in the distance
>pilot the RC plane into one of the towers and the plane actually goes up in flames upon impact
>police are behind me pointing their guns
>onlyonethingtodo
>I scream you'll never take me alive and leap off the edge of the hospital roof
>land feet-first through a manhole cover onto a soft king-sized mattress
>at least half a dozen big titty redheads stripped naked are surrounding me and massaging me
>the hottest one, who looks like an old crush of mine, jerks me off to completion
>wake up with a jump and with a big wet patch in my boxers
And that, gentlemen, was my first every wet dream at the age of eighteen.

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Question for anons:

I tried nofap once and made it 2 weeks before caving. When I fapped though, it was kinda painful at the end and my jizz was yellowish and gooey/clumpy instead of the normal somewhat runny consistency. I haven't wanted to try nofap again since. Started jacking off at 12, 28 now. Have any other anons experienced this?

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t. MindGeek employee

those were dead little lads

Yeah your cum gets weird when you haven't shot it in a while. It just means your firstborn is going to be a weird mutated goober, once you're putting cummies in the wife regularly you'll just be using fresh healthy sperm. Worth it

for the gorrilionth time - no fapp is retarded, no porn is good.

Yeah it's ok

The boy and girl presenting it to you and then laughing after the coooom is the best part of this story.

You're going to jail for having that sick shit saved on your computer pal.

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Does anyone know how to get rid of the fat under your bellybutton and improve your traps?

Plebs
>Dojng Nofap to gain super powers
Retards
>Doing NNofap to get girls
Idiots
>Doing Nofap for boosting Test
Misguided
>Doing Nofap for jesus
Well Intentioned
>Doing Nofap for Gains
Smart
>Doing Nofap for penis health
Chad
>Doing Nofap - not to gain anything - but to demonstrate to yourself that you have enough control over yourself to fight primal urges. Nofap is merely a way for you to demonstrate your self control to yourself

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I went for 3 months, but when I was taking a particularly large shit I started dripping thick gobs of precum. It was crazy thick.

You forgot the Haha

Cringe
>Doing nofap to make this post

Unironically you need to have control over your sexuality to not get cucked by women, not even joking. Once you have it under control, a womans touch will not dictate you in a LTR

Shit goes on ur prostate stimulaiting it your just gay

>be in gym
>day 47 nofap
>pr attempt on bench
>2.5pl8
>ask a random bro to spot me
>pushing out 4th rep or first set
>struggling
>it's all you bro
>straining
>you got this bro
>eventually rack the weight
>Well done br... Is that a wet patch? Did you piss yourself br... Wait is that cum?
>oh fuck
>bro is pointing and calling his mates over
>everyone in gym looking and laughing

That's how I got the nickname cum stain. Only 3 months left on my contract though

Nofap made me a Christian. This is 100% true
>been having "dreams" since I was a kid
>they are not dreams, but something else I cannot explain
>something between dreams and reality
>often "dream" of the future, past events I did not know about and random pieces of information that I yet again did not know about
>nofap for about 40 days
>in my "dream", two forms of darkness shaped in the form of women appear and try to do something to me
>never felt more scared in my life
>can feel myself mentally and phyaically drained and close to cooming
>call upon Jesus to come save me
>see His face for a split second
>the whores dissapear instantly
>wake up with a terrible headache, drenched in sweat and with a dull pain in my entire body
>keep my nocoom streak
Thank you Jesus for dispelling the succubi that were out for me. Nofap and chastity will set us free

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based

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wish i hadn't read that

you're almost 30 and still wank?
are there others like this?

If you're having fucked up dreams during nofap, it's a sign that you need to keep doing it. I know most of you are atheistic materialists but that right there is your hedonistic habits trying to come back into your life and attack you. Just stay strong and you'll get through it, don't falter if you wet dreams.